And welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week! This is the community showcase of Destructoid's very own members, which makes this the hip and happening spot this side of the internet! In case you've been out living the vida loca, or simply want to catch up on stuff that you missed out on during the week, then this is for you. As always, you can expect comments to be placed into three categories:
TRUTH: Until the 19th century, solid bricks of tea were used as currency in Siberia.
LOL: I bet we made some fish in the Boston very wealthy though.
WUT?: What do you think they did all them tea?
Have you seen last week's edition? Maybe it's for the best if you didn't. I hear it makes a man hideous.
Dreamweaver: Because it has the word "cum."
Dreamweaver: He did, and those were his final words.
Dreamweaver: Case closed!
Dreamweaver: This was Vital Information for your everyday life.
Dreamweaver: ...That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
Dreamweaver: I feel sorry for dsylexic Puritans.
Dreamweaver: Damn that one guy in meetings!
Dreamweaver: Everything is related to cocks. You just gotta believe "hard" enough.
Dreamweaver: Imagine if you were working on their genitals...
Dreamweaver: Bitches want them stockings stuffed.
Dreamweaver: Okay, seems simple enough.
Dreamweaver: YOU LIED TO ME!
Dreamweaver: Hitler? That guy... burns me up.
Dreamweaver: If everyone was beautiful, there'd be no virgins in the world.
Dreamweaver: ...Then whose voice did I hear?
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Gaj!
Dreamweaver: Blow the man down.
Dreamweaver: And that's why we elected him President.
Dreamweaver: It might've helped if you actually brought it with you.
Dreamweaver: You'e gotta be kidding me.
Dreamweaver: I had something "productive" to add. I fapped to the header image.
Dreamweaver: Someone make an JRPG with that very premise!
Dreamweaver: Okay, just take this totally real $1000 bill that you totally don't need eyes to verify.
Dreamweaver: ...These aren't the tits I'm looking for.
Dreamweaver: Bitch cock was Hitchcock's estranged sibling.
Dreamweaver: That's one ugly ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.
Dreamweaver: Steven Hansen's sounding like he's my kind of guy.
Dreamweaver: ...I can totally trust this guy to give me sports news.
Dreamweaver: Why the hell would they wear that to a rock concert?
Also, I'd cum on the face of the girl with her mouth open. She seems like she'd be used to it.
Dreamweaver: Ogre bitch slaps are the fourth best kind of bitch slaps!
From Review: Penarium
Dreamweaver: I think I saw seven pornos that started exactly like this.
Dreamweaver: I want games to feature realistic dongs that go erect at completely inappropriate times, just like real life.
Well, that's it for this week! Is there anything I missed? Did you find a comment particularly funny? Then comment down below, you fools!