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Comments of the Week - Time for a taste test.


And welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week! This is the community showcase of Destructoid's very own members, which makes this the hip and happening spot this side of the internet! In case you've been out living the vida loca, or simply want to catch up on stuff that you missed out on during the week, then this is for you. As always, you can expect comments to be placed into three categories:

TRUTH: Until the 19th century, solid bricks of tea were used as currency in Siberia.

LOL: I bet we made some fish in the Boston very wealthy though.

WUT?: What do you think they did all them tea?

Have you seen last week's edition? Maybe it's for the best if you didn't. I hear it makes a man hideous.


From StarCraft II match-fixing and gambling lead to arrests, lifetime bans

Dreamweaver: Because it has the word "cum."

From Fallout 4 running 'solid 30 FPS' on PS4, Xbox One

Dreamweaver: He did, and those were his final words.

From Who's responsible? Ubisoft, Level-5 Yo-Kai Watch joint is barren

Dreamweaver: Case closed!

From Assassin's Creed Syndicate has teeny tiny day one patch

Dreamweaver: This was Vital Information for your everyday life.

From YouTube launching subscription service with exclusive PewDiePie show

Dreamweaver: ...That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Dreamweaver: I feel sorry for dsylexic Puritans.

From Angry Birds studio Rovio sheds over 200 jobs

Dreamweaver: Damn that one guy in meetings!

From We were on Comedy Central last night for the best reason

Dreamweaver: Everything is related to cocks. You just gotta believe "hard" enough.

From Ninja Theory's facial tech for Hellblade is pretty rad

Dreamweaver: Imagine if you were working on their genitals...


From Bethesda has Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Editions back in stock

Dreamweaver: Bitches want them stockings stuffed.

From Newest mobile Final Fantasy celebrates with FFVI nostalgia

Dreamweaver: Okay, seems simple enough.

Dreamweaver: YOU LIED TO ME!

From Review: Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

Dreamweaver: Hitler? That guy... burns me up.

Dreamweaver: If everyone was beautiful, there'd be no virgins in the world.

Dreamweaver: ...Then whose voice did I hear?

From The NES turns 30 this week in North America

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Gaj!

Dreamweaver: Blow the man down.

From Destiny's hidden 'No Time To Explain' weapon found

Dreamweaver: And that's why we elected him President.

From Scribblenauts developer hopes for $500,000 on Fig for its next game

Dreamweaver: It might've helped if you actually brought it with you.

From You can drive the DeLorean in Rocket League

Dreamweaver: You'e gotta be kidding me.

From Do you consider the Fatal Frame sexy outfit alterations censorship?

Dreamweaver: I had something "productive" to add. I fapped to the header image.

From Final Fantasy XV director sheds some light on Noctis and crew's dark outfits

Dreamweaver: Someone make an JRPG with that very premise!

From The new Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir trailer will melt your eyeballs with how pretty it is

Dreamweaver: Okay, just take this totally real $1000 bill that you totally don't need eyes to verify.

From Trails in the Sky SC finally comes out next week

Dreamweaver: ...These aren't the tits I'm looking for.


From Excerpt: WTF is Wrong with Video Games

Dreamweaver: Bitch cock was Hitchcock's estranged sibling.

From Would you play Super Paper Metroid?

Dreamweaver: That's one ugly ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.

From Tacky old porn sim fluffed for PC re-release

Dreamweaver: Steven Hansen's sounding like he's my kind of guy.

From The Seahawks lost yesterday because Macklemore played Guitar Hero at halftime

Dreamweaver: ...I can totally trust this guy to give me sports news.

From Review: Guitar Hero Live

Dreamweaver: Why the hell would they wear that to a rock concert?

Also, I'd cum on the face of the girl with her mouth open. She seems like she'd be used to it.

From Last Fallout 4 trait video explains why Luck is so critical

Dreamweaver: Ogre bitch slaps are the fourth best kind of bitch slaps!

From Review: Penarium

Dreamweaver: I think I saw seven pornos that started exactly like this.

From Street Fighter V's second beta isn't going swimmingly

Dreamweaver: I want games to feature realistic dongs that go erect at completely inappropriate times, just like real life.

Well, that's it for this week! Is there anything I missed? Did you find a comment particularly funny? Then comment down below, you fools!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

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If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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