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Comments of the Week - This tastes funny

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Hey, there, folks! Welcome back to Comments of the Week, where yours truly set out to collect the best comments I could find that's been said by you, the community. Whether yor were out last week, or want to take a look back in time, you've come to the right spot. As always, comments are delivered in three flavors:

TRUTH: like vanilla, you can't go wrong.

LOL: like strawberry, you can't help but smile.

WUT?: like tutti-fruiti, you can't help but wonder what the hell that's supposed to mean.

In case you missed last week's shenanigans (do people still use that word?), you can follow this link to see what the what's been said.

From Being sore about Skyward Sword inspired a great comic book

Dreamweaver: I feel like this is something straight out of an anime about otakus.

From Uwe Boll: F*ck you, crowdfunding is dead

Dreamweaver: If people aren't giving you money to make something, I'm 35% sure they don't want it.

From Capcom announces Mega Man Legacy Collection

Dreamweaver: The catch is, Capcom never made the pre-orders available in the first place!

Dreamweaver: Quick, release it before they come to their senses! Maybe ask them for a new Darkstalkers while we at it!

From Review: Massive Chalice

Dreamweaver: Am I the only one who sees the potential for an Assive Chalice joke?

Dreamweaver: Does the gun have to be real, or will the NES Zapper will do?

From There's no way I'm playing Fortnite with randoms

Dreamweaver: Hey, he's trying the best he can with what he had, okay!

From Oh, right, Super Meat Boy is going to break me

Dreamweaver: It's the fourth best thing you could have sprayed onto your face.

From It looks like Lucas and Mewtwo are also getting amiibo

Dreamweaver: Any quicker and they'll beat me in an ejaculation contest, hands down.

From Call of Duty still entrenched in its last-gen ways

Dreamweaver: I'm surprised we didn't get an HD remake of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, considering how many players love that one...

Dreamweaver: To be fair, I wouldn't mind being breastfed by Bayonetta while I call her mommy.

From What every amiibo looks like with a party hat

Dreamweaver: Even he can't make a joke outta this!

From Halo 5 campaign doesn't have splitscreen co-op

Dreamweaver: Seriously, what non-pretentious person would ever say "legacy feature" in a normal conversation? That's like if I walked around the ghetto speaking Latin.

From This year's Steam summer sale is a real monster

Dreamweaver: That's everysummer to me. Thank Goddess, I wasn't born before videogames was invented.

From Sega promoting Alien: Isolation with scary eels

Dreamweaver: Because now you do it for fun, am I right?

Dreamweaver: "Fuck it, good enough." One day, a woman will say that to me before she goes to sleep.

From Doujin fighter Yatagarasu finally arrives July 7

Dreamweaver: Where do the voices come from? Do the boobs slap each other like Morse code, or do they flap like lips? Or maybe they speak through their nipples... hey, if I licked them, would that be like French-kissing? What, what if the boobs' voice ain't the same as the girl, and I lick them and hear like a burly, deep-voiced dude respond?

From Remedy taking a (Quantum) Break from E3 this year

Dreamweaver: Just like the real 70s Bush would do.

From Watch IGA play Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

Dreamweaver: You're supposed to see a doctor after four to six hours.

From Mirror's Edge Catalyst trademarked by EA

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Mantis.

From Disney Infinity exec slams amiibo shortages

Dreamweaver: You really wanna go after a guy with a dead man in his pear tree? Then again, amiibo makes people do crazy things.

From Dragon Ball Z: Extreme Butoden rated in AU, western release likely

Dreamweaver: You never cease to amaze me, internet.

From Hulk takes a selfie in this LEGO Avengers trailer

Dreamweaver: Great, now I'm going to have to "like" all of his photos. He takes rejection as seriously as high schoolers.

From Witcher 3 sold 4 million in two weeks

Dreamweaver: Love that wordplay.

Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true.

From If a new Metroid is announced at E3, I will get this obnoxious haircut

Dreamweaver: If you creampie, then it's called a clam canyon because it has pearls deep inside.

From Female Link to be in Hyrule Warriors 3DS!?

Dreamweaver: Isay WHA...?

From Platinum teasing continues with a Vanquish screenshot

Dreamweaver: Gotta Han(cock) it to him, that was funny.

From Double Woolly Yoshi! Double Woolly Yoshi! Double Woolly Yoshi!

Dreamweaver: I tried doing the same thing to his wife too. Received an entirely different injury.

Dreamweaver: "Massive amount?" Like Nintendo made more than ten of them.

From It looks like even more Xbox One exclusives will skip E3

Dreamweaver: A dungeon is a man's home.

From Indie dev reports feeling a negative impact from Steam refund policy

Dreamweaver: You'd think that at first, but once you've been in enough vans, you start to enjoy it and go looking for them.

From May I have a word with you, Jonathan Holmes?

Dreamweaver: Damn, man, I got my "bundle of joy" for $7.63. Took about 9 months to ship though, but I had a hand in making it!

From Check out Red Hood in action in Batman: Arkham Knight

Dreamweaver: Why would he need to wash his hands? He's already in the shower!

From Horror and secrecy need to be better bedfellows

Dreamweaver: Because of their drunken brawl, we will never did find out who the fuck Zach Furniss is.

From reddit's button game is finally over

Dreamweaver: I'm willing to bet they're both related. Like, we know we're fucked against the lizard people, so we saved all the kitties. That way, when the next race achieve interstellar internet, we can see all the cute cat videos.

From Volume gets a release date and trailer for PC, PS4, and Vita

Dreamweaver: Then what have you been using them for!?

From Fantastic Boyfriends $999 reward has Ogre chest mousepads

Dreamweaver: I have a feeling I'm gonna try to grab a mouse and end up feeling a joystick.

Dreamweaver: His apartment was haunted.

From My first three hours with Street Fighter V were immensely satisfying

Dreamweaver: ...Yo, what's her number?

Alright, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed this edition, and I hope we'll meet again soon!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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