Hey, there, folks! Welcome back to Comments of the Week, where yours truly set out to collect the best comments I could find that's been said by you, the community. Whether yor were out last week, or want to take a look back in time, you've come to the right spot. As always, comments are delivered in three flavors:
TRUTH: like vanilla, you can't go wrong.
LOL: like strawberry, you can't help but smile.
WUT?: like tutti-fruiti, you can't help but wonder what the hell that's supposed to mean.
In case you missed last week's shenanigans (do people still use that word?), you can follow this link to see what the what's been said.
Dreamweaver: I feel like this is something straight out of an anime about otakus.
Dreamweaver: If people aren't giving you money to make something, I'm 35% sure they don't want it.
Dreamweaver: The catch is, Capcom never made the pre-orders available in the first place!
Dreamweaver: Quick, release it before they come to their senses! Maybe ask them for a new Darkstalkers while we at it!
Dreamweaver: Am I the only one who sees the potential for an Assive Chalice joke?
Dreamweaver: Does the gun have to be real, or will the NES Zapper will do?
Dreamweaver: Hey, he's trying the best he can with what he had, okay!
Dreamweaver: It's the fourth best thing you could have sprayed onto your face.
Dreamweaver: Any quicker and they'll beat me in an ejaculation contest, hands down.
Dreamweaver: I'm surprised we didn't get an HD remake of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, considering how many players love that one...
Dreamweaver: To be fair, I wouldn't mind being breastfed by Bayonetta while I call her mommy.
Dreamweaver: Even he can't make a joke outta this!
Dreamweaver: Seriously, what non-pretentious person would ever say "legacy feature" in a normal conversation? That's like if I walked around the ghetto speaking Latin.
Dreamweaver: That's everysummer to me. Thank Goddess, I wasn't born before videogames was invented.
Dreamweaver: Because now you do it for fun, am I right?
Dreamweaver: "Fuck it, good enough." One day, a woman will say that to me before she goes to sleep.
Dreamweaver: Where do the voices come from? Do the boobs slap each other like Morse code, or do they flap like lips? Or maybe they speak through their nipples... hey, if I licked them, would that be like French-kissing? What, what if the boobs' voice ain't the same as the girl, and I lick them and hear like a burly, deep-voiced dude respond?
Dreamweaver: Just like the real 70s Bush would do.
Dreamweaver: You're supposed to see a doctor after four to six hours.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Mantis.
Dreamweaver: You really wanna go after a guy with a dead man in his pear tree? Then again, amiibo makes people do crazy things.
Dreamweaver: You never cease to amaze me, internet.
Dreamweaver: Great, now I'm going to have to "like" all of his photos. He takes rejection as seriously as high schoolers.
Dreamweaver: Love that wordplay.
Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true.
Dreamweaver: If you creampie, then it's called a clam canyon because it has pearls deep inside.
Dreamweaver: Isay WHA...?
Dreamweaver: Gotta Han(cock) it to him, that was funny.
Dreamweaver: I tried doing the same thing to his wife too. Received an entirely different injury.
Dreamweaver: "Massive amount?" Like Nintendo made more than ten of them.
Dreamweaver: A dungeon is a man's home.
Dreamweaver: You'd think that at first, but once you've been in enough vans, you start to enjoy it and go looking for them.
Dreamweaver: Damn, man, I got my "bundle of joy" for $7.63. Took about 9 months to ship though, but I had a hand in making it!
Dreamweaver: Why would he need to wash his hands? He's already in the shower!
Dreamweaver: Because of their drunken brawl, we will never did find out who the fuck Zach Furniss is.
Dreamweaver: I'm willing to bet they're both related. Like, we know we're fucked against the lizard people, so we saved all the kitties. That way, when the next race achieve interstellar internet, we can see all the cute cat videos.
Dreamweaver: Then what have you been using them for!?
Dreamweaver: I have a feeling I'm gonna try to grab a mouse and end up feeling a joystick.
Dreamweaver: His apartment was haunted.
Dreamweaver: ...Yo, what's her number?
Alright, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed this edition, and I hope we'll meet again soon!