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Comments of the Week - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week, blah blah blah, you know the deal. I'll be honest, I actually thought about skipping this week so I can spend more time playing Splatoon. That game is so damn addictive, I've thought about skipping sleep, skipping meals, skipping "other things", just to squeeze as many hours out of it as I could. However, duty calls me to return to you fine folks... and it's not because the damn Gamepad has to charge. No sir.

Anyway, as always, comments are put into three sections:

TRUTH: ...The Gamepad had to charge.

LOL: Come on, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny.

WUT?: Until you realize it would've meant no CotW this week.

In case you missed last week's Comments of the Week, you can check it out right here. The bounty is still active, because no one actually sent me anything, so high-fives are still available!

From Lords of the Fallen to get a Game of the Year Edition


Dreamweaver: If this is anything like my purchase of the demo for Final Fantasy XV, I probably still wouldn't play Lords of the Fallen.

Dreamweaver: Well, they certainly wouldn't be lying.

Dreamweaver: Too much honesty, too much honesty!

From Tychus' cigar isn't in Heroes of the Storm


Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, DKUmaro!

From Project CARS boss: 'We're running at about 23FPS on Wii U'


Dreamweaver: BURN! Speaking of...

From Watch an Xbox Avatar shove Hot Pockets up its ass



Dreamweaver: To this day, I still don't ever use the crispy sleeves when I microwave Hot Pockets...

From The Witcher almost didn't star leading man Geralt


Dreamweaver: Mike Martin sounds like a porn star name. If he was black, he'd be called M&M because he melts in your mouth.

Dreamweaver: If I was a hot chick, I'd do me.

From GOG refusing to sell Hatred


Dreamweaver: I know, right?

Dreamweaver: Oh, I got a Wild West alright...

From The PS4 version of Darksiders II is called the 'Deathinitive Edition'


Dreamweaver: Someone has a career in marketing.

From Large shipment of UK copies of Splatoon stolen, GAME heavily affected


Dreamweaver: Amiibos are the real money's at.

From You'll need about $1,500 to go all in with Oculus Rift


Dreamweaver: Prostitute fees are always justified!

From Tickets for Sony's E3 Experience events available now


Dreamweaver: Don't all rush for tickets, now.

From Steam's summer sale is apparently coming June 11


Dreamweaver: They called it Steam because they know it never runs out...

From Splatoon's servers have held up fairly well at launch


Dreamweaver: Either or works.

From Star Citizen had 40GB of assets leaked, and dang they're huge


Dreamweaver: Data dick jokes.

From Street Fighter V will be playable for the first time next month


Dreamweaver: Of COURSE!

From League of Legends debuts near-instant punishment system for toxic players


Dreamweaver: They wouldn't even let him make an account! (

Dreamweaver: Canadian, rude? Impossible, they canuck do it.

From Final Fantasy was almost called Fighting Fantasy: Creator explains actual reason behind the name


Dreamweaver: I play "efu efu" all the time. Usually girls say that to me, but in a not sexy way.

Dreamweaver: There's gotta be a hentai with a name like that.

From You too can create this unholy monstrosity with amiibo in Yoshi's Woolly World


Dreamweaver: You guys never make me yarn.

Dreamweaver: He even kept the mustache; he knows the disguise wouldn't work otherwise!

From Review: Starless: Nymphomaniacs' Paradise



Dreamweaver: The scariest one yet!

Dreamweaver: There's a hidden penis joke.

Dreamweaver: Self-explanatory.


Dreamweaver: The best use of the Gardevoir meme I've ever seen.

From Very Quick Tips: Splatoon


Dreamweaver: ONLY across the room? Amateurs, man...

From The great Wave 4 amiibo hunt is on today, and it's about what we expected


Dreamweaver: Quick, someone work with me to do a Amiibo adventure visual novel!

Dreamweaver: Someone I know has the purrfect response.

From Oops: An Austrian retailer leaked images of the new Xbox One controller


Dreamweaver: Camo believe you said that.

From Rumor that Microsoft is buying Silent Hills for billions is ridiculous


Dreamweaver: They get to finger all the females then. :(

From Resident Evil 0 Remastered revealed, arrives early 2016




Dreamweaver: Oh, gosh, it's starting...

Dreamweaver: Soon, they'll spread to other countries!

From 12 minutes of the Final Fantasy fighter Dissidia


Dreamweaver: You thought he'd recognize it by now!

Dreamweaver: What, what did you think he was gonna say?

From Battlefield Hardline's new add-on trailer has shades of Hotline Miami

Dreamweaver: I don't go to family reunions without one!

From You can fly off Pikes Peak in DiRT Rally


Dreamweaver: I always knew there was something devious behind Jordan's smile.

From Sony exec calls Vita a 'legacy platform'



Dreamweaver: Yuo can't beat unlimited fish heads!

From Nintendo Download: Mega Man May concludes with Battle Network 4 and Zero 3


Dreamweaver: ...I'm never coming over to visit.

From Brilliant puzzle roguelike Desktop Dungeons now portable


Dreamweaver: ...Do you sleep naked?

From Wave 4 amiibo launch a bust after only 10 people trampled to death


Dreamweaver: Guess you got something to think about, then?

Alright folks, that's the end of this edition of Comments of the Week. Now, y'all ain't got to go home, but I'm getting the hell out of here. Splatoon, baby, here I come!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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