Welcome back to Comments of the Week, blah blah blah, you know the deal. I'll be honest, I actually thought about skipping this week so I can spend more time playing Splatoon. That game is so damn addictive, I've thought about skipping sleep, skipping meals, skipping "other things", just to squeeze as many hours out of it as I could. However, duty calls me to return to you fine folks... and it's not because the damn Gamepad has to charge. No sir.
Anyway, as always, comments are put into three sections:
TRUTH: ...The Gamepad had to charge.
LOL: Come on, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny.
WUT?: Until you realize it would've meant no CotW this week.
In case you missed last week's Comments of the Week, you can check it out right here. The bounty is still active, because no one actually sent me anything, so high-fives are still available!
Dreamweaver: If this is anything like my purchase of the demo for Final Fantasy XV, I probably still wouldn't play Lords of the Fallen.
Dreamweaver: Well, they certainly wouldn't be lying.
Dreamweaver: Too much honesty, too much honesty!
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, DKUmaro!
Dreamweaver: BURN! Speaking of...
Dreamweaver: To this day, I still don't ever use the crispy sleeves when I microwave Hot Pockets...
Dreamweaver: Mike Martin sounds like a porn star name. If he was black, he'd be called M&M because he melts in your mouth.
Dreamweaver: If I was a hot chick, I'd do me.
Dreamweaver: I know, right?
Dreamweaver: Oh, I got a Wild West alright...
Dreamweaver: Someone has a career in marketing.
Dreamweaver: Amiibos are the real money's at.
Dreamweaver: Prostitute fees are always justified!
Dreamweaver: Don't all rush for tickets, now.
Dreamweaver: They called it Steam because they know it never runs out...
Dreamweaver: Either or works.
Dreamweaver: Data dick jokes.
Dreamweaver: Of COURSE!
Dreamweaver: They wouldn't even let him make an account! (
Dreamweaver: Canadian, rude? Impossible, they canuck do it.
Dreamweaver: I play "efu efu" all the time. Usually girls say that to me, but in a not sexy way.
Dreamweaver: There's gotta be a hentai with a name like that.
Dreamweaver: You guys never make me yarn.
Dreamweaver: He even kept the mustache; he knows the disguise wouldn't work otherwise!
Dreamweaver: The scariest one yet!
Dreamweaver: There's a hidden penis joke.
Dreamweaver: The best use of the Gardevoir meme I've ever seen.
Dreamweaver: ONLY across the room? Amateurs, man...
Dreamweaver: Quick, someone work with me to do a Amiibo adventure visual novel!
Dreamweaver: Someone I know has the purrfect response.
Dreamweaver: Camo believe you said that.
Dreamweaver: They get to finger all the females then. :(
Dreamweaver: Oh, gosh, it's starting...
Dreamweaver: Soon, they'll spread to other countries!
Dreamweaver: You thought he'd recognize it by now!
Dreamweaver: What, what did you think he was gonna say?
Dreamweaver: I don't go to family reunions without one!
Dreamweaver: I always knew there was something devious behind Jordan's smile.
Dreamweaver: Yuo can't beat unlimited fish heads!
Dreamweaver: ...I'm never coming over to visit.
Dreamweaver: ...Do you sleep naked?
Dreamweaver: Guess you got something to think about, then?
Alright folks, that's the end of this edition of Comments of the Week. Now, y'all ain't got to go home, but I'm getting the hell out of here. Splatoon, baby, here I come!