What's up, everybody? This is your lovely host, Dreamweaver, back again with another rousing edition of Comments of the Week! We all know that this is THE community showcase where fellow commenters — such as yourselves — can get the spotlight you deserve, right? That this is for the folks who either haven't had the time to check out the comment sections themselves, or simply want to relive the magical journey all over again? Well, great, then I didn't need to waste time telling you all of this! As always comments are placed into three — count them — three categories:
TRUTH: According to a study, only 20% of straight men look at a woman's face when they meet for the first time. The other 80% are all busy focusing on their breasts.
LOL: What, were no ass men were involved in this study?
WUT?: Clearly these tests were conducted by white people.
If you haven't checked out last week's Comments of the Week, then you're going to want to hit the link to catch up. Don't be shy, everyone makes mistakes, so don't like something silly like being late to the party prevent you from enjoying all of the silly antics we get into up in here!
From Review: HTC Vive
Dreamweaver: Because if their rooms were big enough to turn them into a VR room in the first place, then you have already failed.
Dreamweaver: That's the opposite of how hookers greet me before finding out I have no money.
Dreamweaver: White people ruin everything. That's why there's fences keeping them out of Mexico.
Dreamweaver: Please do not become a Trumpsider too. :P
Dreamweaver: How much did you pay for someone to play with your inner?
Dreamweaver: Maybe we could round it up a bit?
Dreamweaver: That means I don't have to achieve anything else in life!
Dreamweaver: You don't deserve that cowboy hat!
Dreamweaver: I bet pirates don't pay for sex yet still get all the booty.
Dreamweaver: I don't have a blaster cannon (in my pants)...
Dreamweaver: Too bad Comments of the Week don't write themselves. >^<
Dreamweaver: Somewhere, his future child silently fades away from existence.
Dreamweaver: Now I'll never sleep.
Dreamweaver: But that's where all the cockroaches live!
Dreamweaver: Does it have a ball pit? It sounds like the kind of place that would have a ball pit.
Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Gajknight will become Occam's Sith apprentice...
Dreamweaver: Not to be confused with "the devil may cry on PlayStation now."
Dreamweaver: Which is what every skater does in their spare time.
Dreamweaver: Do I have to keep my penis out of the crossdressing uncle too?
Dreamweaver: Insults... insults never change.
Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus, stop making it in Comments of the Week! You had your 15 minutes of fame last week!
Dreamweaver: There's nothing I can say that'll top that.
Dreamweaver: But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Dreamweaver: Well... I bet he's not hungry.
Dreamweaver: Can we trade? I only see an ugly beast in mine.
Dreamweaver: I bet he quenches his thrist with Gater-raid.
Dreamweaver: ...Elsa's never talking to me again, is she?
Dreamweaver: Your guess is about as good as mine.
Dreamweaver: That's... one way to make a first impression.
Wait a minute... WAS this truly his first comment on Destructoid?
Dreamweaver: Son of a mother-flippin' bee-sting, would you believe this is the SECOND time this exact thing has happened?
Dreamweaver: At least with all these webs, I don't have to use protection.
Dreamweaver: That's something everyone who shops at Walmart asks themselves.
Dreamweaver: Can I look at porn of that?
Dreamweaver: Occams versus Isay... place your bets everyone.
And that's it for this edition, folks! If you want a chance to be featured, then you need to start commenting more! Go on, get out there and say something funny! Or, failing that, weirding everyone out! So, in other words, just be yourself!