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Comments of the Week - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now


What's up, everybody? This is your lovely host, Dreamweaver, back again with another rousing edition of Comments of the Week! We all know that this is THE community showcase where fellow commenters — such as yourselves — can get the spotlight you deserve, right? That this is for the folks who either haven't had the time to check out the comment sections themselves, or simply want to relive the magical journey all over again? Well, great, then I didn't need to waste time telling you all of this! As always comments are placed into three — count them — three categories:

TRUTH: According to a study, only 20% of straight men look at a woman's face when they meet for the first time. The other 80% are all busy focusing on their breasts.

LOL: What, were no ass men were involved in this study?

WUT?: Clearly these tests were conducted by white people.

If you haven't checked out last week's Comments of the Week, then you're going to want to hit the link to catch up. Don't be shy, everyone makes mistakes, so don't like something silly like being late to the party prevent you from enjoying all of the silly antics we get into up in here!


From Review: HTC Vive

Dreamweaver: Because if their rooms were big enough to turn them into a VR room in the first place, then you have already failed.

Dreamweaver: That's the opposite of how hookers greet me before finding out I have no money.

From Donald Trump tweeted a weird Mass Effect campaign video, because Donald Trump will tweet anything

Dreamweaver: White people ruin everything. That's why there's fences keeping them out of Mexico.

Dreamweaver: Please do not become a Trumpsider too. :P

From Review: Star Wars Battlefront: Outer Rim

Dreamweaver: How much did you pay for someone to play with your inner?

From What's 'neXt' for Microsoft? Not this new console, apparently

Dreamweaver: Maybe we could round it up a bit?

Xbox .002777777777778

From These badasses have completed Dark Souls III in less than 90 mins

Dreamweaver: That means I don't have to achieve anything else in life!

From PS4's 3.50 update is coming, provides 'appear offline' and remote play

Dreamweaver: You don't deserve that cowboy hat!

From Remedy has an on-the-nose punishment for Quantum Break pirates

Dreamweaver: I bet pirates don't pay for sex yet still get all the booty.

From Review: Aegis of Earth: Protonovus Assault

Dreamweaver: I don't have a blaster cannon (in my pants)...

From David Hayter is back as Snake and he's... selling cars?

Dreamweaver: Too bad Comments of the Week don't write themselves. >^<


From Are you getting antsy about Mighty No. 9?

Dreamweaver: Somewhere, his future child silently fades away from existence.

Dreamweaver: Now I'll never sleep.

From Unofficial Kickstarter for Life is Strange sequel canceled in record time

Dreamweaver: But that's where all the cockroaches live!

From Review: Enter the Gungeon

Dreamweaver: Does it have a ball pit? It sounds like the kind of place that would have a ball pit.

From Sorry love: Super Smash scene in Spain may ban Bayonetta

Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Gajknight will become Occam's Sith apprentice...

From Devil May Cry comes to PlayStation Now

Dreamweaver: Not to be confused with "the devil may cry on PlayStation now."

From These guys turned a PS3 into a skateboard

Dreamweaver: Which is what every skater does in their spare time.

From This Dark Souls tweet perfectly sums up my feelings about Dark Souls III

Dreamweaver: Do I have to keep my penis out of the crossdressing uncle too?

From Almost one year later, Splatoon is still being updated

Dreamweaver: Insults... insults never change.

From PC players can pre-load Dark Souls III on Steam right now

Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus, stop making it in Comments of the Week! You had your 15 minutes of fame last week!

From This is the Game Boy of my dreams

Dreamweaver: There's nothing I can say that'll top that.

From The best Resident Evil games, ranked

Dreamweaver: But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


From If you have to cannibalize someone, where do you start?

Dreamweaver: Well... I bet he's not hungry.

From Quantum Pilot should be called 'Stop Hitting Yourself: The Game'

Dreamweaver: Can we trade? I only see an ugly beast in mine.

From The Division details its first raid patch

Dreamweaver: I bet he quenches his thrist with Gater-raid.

From Rust now assigns gender randomly based on your Steam ID

Dreamweaver: ...Elsa's never talking to me again, is she?

Dreamweaver: Your guess is about as good as mine.

Dreamweaver: That's... one way to make a first impression.

Wait a minute... WAS this truly his first comment on Destructoid?

Dreamweaver: Son of a mother-flippin' bee-sting, would you believe this is the SECOND time this exact thing has happened?

From Pokemon Go beta heads to Australia, New Zealand

Dreamweaver: At least with all these webs, I don't have to use protection.

From Walmart is selling Quantum Break for $48

Dreamweaver: That's something everyone who shops at Walmart asks themselves.

From Classic 'Doughnut Drake' skin will not be in Uncharted 4

Dreamweaver: Can I look at porn of that?

Dreamweaver: Occams versus Isay... place your bets everyone.

And that's it for this edition, folks! If you want a chance to be featured, then you need to start commenting more! Go on, get out there and say something funny! Or, failing that, weirding everyone out! So, in other words, just be yourself!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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