And welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week! It's December, which means all of you folks are probably sitting back in your chair, enjoying a cold winter morning with a cup of hot cocoa in one hand. I don't know why you have your other hand shoved down your pants, but hey, I won't judge! You do you, boo!
Whatever hell the reason you got your hand down there, you better finish up soon because these comments aren't going to read themselves! So gather all your friends, sit by the fireplace (maybe don't touch them), and take a look at all of the wacky stuff you missed. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: In Japan, so many people eat at KFC as a tradition that orders must be placed within a two month notice.
LOL: That's a lot of dead chickens then!
WUT?: Wow, that got morbid rather quickly.
While I won't judge the whole KFC thing, I personally prefer the good ol' American burger. If you want to know just how much, check out last week's edition of Comments of the Week!
Dreamweaver: But getting my wallet out of my pocket is SO much work...
Dreamweaver: THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!
Dreamweaver: Guess the pony took the bone.
Just like all the images on Tumblr.
Dreamweaver: Always has an answer for anything.
Dreamweaver: I went back in time to dig this one up.
Dreamweaver: Back in my day, we had to take pictures with polaroids!
And sometimes naked pictures of my sister would be on the roll!
Dreamweaver: He's talking about 9/11 in the year 1983, where Giggles the Clown tried to enter the Mile High Club.
"Dreamweaver, you stand accused of killing the hooker with a shovel. How do you plea?"
Dreamweaver: "She was a scalper."
"Case dismissed. Bring on the dancing lobsters."
Dreamweaver: I can confirm that severing your penis would be bad for your wife.
But good for me.
Dreamweaver: Joker? I hardly know her!
Smoker? I hardly know her!
Toker? I hardly know her!
Nope, no difference to me!
Dreamweaver: He is. He is on to something.
Dreamweaver: This is a more tragic and personal story than Batman.
Dreamweaver: Three Cs? Like the chick from Total Recall?
Dreamweaver: That's how the song goes.
Dreamweaver: It really does bring out the colors of the room.
Dreamweaver: I once shoved my head into the TV.
I tried to lick it during a porn video, but my leg had a Charley horse.
From: Review: Just Cause 3
Dreamweaver: "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
Dreamweaver: Don't worry, I can call you on Monster Hunter 4G!
Dreamweaver: My fifth favorite kind of stuff!
Dreamweaver: The bartender knows what we like.
Dreamweaver: I can't see boobs because of patriachy!?
Those feminists are on to something.
Dreamweaver: But how else would we know the Legends were Legendary if they weren't called Legendary Legends?
Dreamweaver: He says, he says.
Dreamweaver: That story's so scary, I'm never gonna have sex.
That's totally the legit reason why I'm still a virgin.
Dreamweaver: Unless your name is Cadence.
Dreamweaver: Dick-pleases me.
Dreamweaver: At least they'd help heal the headache your brain would get trying to process all the different flavors.
Dreamweaver: I wanna know if, the reason why he only punched it once, was because the Xbox One won.
Dreamweaver: What about when he's awake?
Dreamweaver: I feel like, if I Googled "feel a Chris," I'd probably get a result I didn't want to get.
Dreamweaver: Well, I didn't need sleep tonight.
Dreamweaver: Don't be silly, we actually understand what these numbers mean.
Dreamweaver: The world will never know.
Dreamweaver: Well, that escalated quickly.
Dreamweaver: It's been two days and I still don't have a response.
Well, that's it for this week! As always, don't forget to comment about your favorite entries, or any that I missed, down below!