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Comments of the Week - The Gift of Family


And welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week! It's December, which means all of you folks are probably sitting back in your chair, enjoying a cold winter morning with a cup of hot cocoa in one hand. I don't know why you have your other hand shoved down your pants, but hey, I won't judge! You do you, boo!

Whatever hell the reason you got your hand down there, you better finish up soon because these comments aren't going to read themselves!  So gather all your friends, sit by the fireplace (maybe don't touch them), and take a look at all of the wacky stuff you missed. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: In Japan, so many people eat at KFC as a tradition that orders must be placed within a two month notice.

LOL: That's a lot of dead chickens then!

WUT?: Wow, that got morbid rather quickly.

While I won't judge the whole KFC thing, I personally prefer the good ol' American burger. If you want to know just how much, check out last week's edition of Comments of the Week!

From: Research group says millennials prefer PlayStation

Dreamweaver: But getting my wallet out of my pocket is SO much work...


Dreamweaver: Guess the pony took the bone.

Just like all the images on Tumblr.

Dreamweaver: Always has an answer for anything.

From: The Konami Code is the key to unlocking Amazon's Cyber Monday deals

Dreamweaver: I went back in time to dig this one up.

From: Nintendo Account launches in Japan, shows your purchase history

Dreamweaver: Back in my day, we had to take pictures with polaroids!

And sometimes naked pictures of my sister would be on the roll!

From: Review: Dementium Remastered

Dreamweaver: He's talking about 9/11 in the year 1983, where Giggles the Clown tried to enter the Mile High Club.

From: Yacht Club Games would love to have Tingle DLC for Shovel Knight

"Dreamweaver, you stand accused of killing the hooker with a shovel. How do you plea?"

Dreamweaver: "She was a scalper."

"Case dismissed. Bring on the dancing lobsters."

From: Severed might be one of the last great PS Vita games

Dreamweaver: I can confirm that severing your penis would be bad for your wife.

But good for me.

Dreamweaver: Joker? I hardly know her!

Smoker? I hardly know her!

Toker? I hardly know her!

Nope, no difference to me!

From: The tragic backstory of Yo-Kai Watch's Jibanyan is based on a real-life incident

Dreamweaver: He is. He is on to something.

Dreamweaver: This is a more tragic and personal story than Batman.

From: Nintendo's president isn't sure what 'NX' means

Dreamweaver: Three Cs? Like the chick from Total Recall?

From: Where is our review for Rainbow Six: Siege?

Dreamweaver: That's how the song goes.

From: Miriam looks a bit cold in these new Bloodstained screenshots

Dreamweaver: It really does bring out the colors of the room.

From: Review: Xenoblade Chronicles X

Dreamweaver: I once shoved my head into the TV.

I tried to lick it during a porn video, but my leg had a Charley horse.

From: Review: Just Cause 3

Dreamweaver: "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."

From: Monster Hunter X has outsold Monster Hunter 4G in less than a week on the Japanese eShop

Dreamweaver: Don't worry, I can call you on Monster Hunter 4G!

From: The Uncharted 4 beta has been moved up by a day

Dreamweaver: My fifth favorite kind of stuff!

From: Bloggers Wanted: Presents

Dreamweaver: The bartender knows what we like.

From: Nintendo Download: Xenoblade Chronicles X

Dreamweaver: I can't see boobs because of patriachy!?

Those feminists are on to something.

Dreamweaver: But how else would we know the Legends were Legendary if they weren't called Legendary Legends?

From: Review: Animal Crossing amiibo Festival

Dreamweaver: He says, he says.

From: Dark Souls III now has a confirmed US release date of April 12

Dreamweaver: That story's so scary, I'm never gonna have sex.

That's totally the legit reason why I'm still a virgin.

From: Microsoft: Xbox One backward compatibility on a 'monthly cadence', December details 'soon'

Dreamweaver: Unless your name is Cadence.

From: Konami gives Hideo Kojima an entire hour of outdoor time (Fauxclusive)

Dreamweaver: Dick-pleases me.

From: Lara Croft GO's new expansion is sadistic

Dreamweaver: At least they'd help heal the headache your brain would get trying to process all the different flavors.

From: Breaking Benjamin frontman hates Star Wars Battlefront

Dreamweaver: I wanna know if, the reason why he only punched it once, was because the Xbox One won.

Dreamweaver: What about when he's awake?

From: This is not a drill: Capcom trademarks Onimusha in Japan

Dreamweaver: I feel like, if I Googled "feel a Chris," I'd probably get a result I didn't want to get.

From: Halo artist re-imagines a realistic Legend of Zelda hero

Dreamweaver: Well, I didn't need sleep tonight.

From: Play Final Fantasy XIV for free for four days

Dreamweaver: Don't be silly, we actually understand what these numbers mean.

From: You can get a Pikachu wearing Charizard's skin at Build-a-Bear soon

Dreamweaver: The world will never know.

From: Telltale is making a Batman game

Dreamweaver: Well, that escalated quickly.

From: Namco is partnering with Hooters in Japan to open up an arcade

Dreamweaver: It's been two days and I still don't have a response.

Well, that's it for this week! As always, don't forget to comment about your favorite entries, or any that I missed, down below!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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