Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, folks! This is the community showcase that features all of the comments lovely members such as yourselves have posted, all compiled in one convenient location! Whether you've been long gone away from Destructoid, or simply want to reminisce the best of last week, then look no further than this very blog! As always, you can expect these comments to be placed into three categories:
TRUTH: studies show men can get up to 20 erections while they sleep.
LOL: I can't get many when I'm awake!
WUT?: Huh, I wonder why I still don't have a girlfriend.
Since having so many erections can be dangerous, I urge everyone not to try this at home. After all, we wouldn't want a repeat of last week, do we?
Dreamweaver: The only game you don't want to get a headshot in!
Dreamweaver: It's so booty-ful, it makes me want an Xbox One.
Dreamweaver: And I'm just sitting here playing Super Mario Maker...
Dreamweaver: Like America!
Dreamweaver: I see nothing wrong with that logic.
Dreamweaver: No game can earn a 10/10 without boobs, fact.
Dreamweaver: Calls it like he sees it.
Dreamweaver: Not if you died on your way to the store.
Dreamweaver: His penis is also standing.
Dreamweaver: I still can't believe it's not butter. THAT'S how absurd this is.
Dreamweaver: Vitals are valuable in more ways than one.
Dreamweaver: That's what I say when I stick my finger down an ant hole. I'll leave you to imagine what hole I'm talking about.
Dreamweaver: Maybe to amateurs.
Dreamweaver: I say bratwurst all the time. That means I speak German!
Dreamweaver: I can tell you where they aren't: anywhere near me. :(
Dreamweaver: He's talking about the Xbox One. :P
Dreamweaver: Like being shot out of one?
Dreamweaver: Like every woman I speak to.
Dreamweaver: ...He's not winning the contest, is he?
Dreamweaver: The prequel.
Dreamweaver: He's talking about being surrounded by clouds of cotton candy.
Dreamweaver: What a punch to the psyche.
Dreamweaver: He does have a way with words...
Dreamweaver: It's actually lactating.
Dreamweaver: You can't have a big dick and NOT be a weight lifter, if you know what I'm saying. :P
Dreamweaver: ...Well, now I'm going to be up all night.
Dreamweaver: ...Well, this is awkward.
Dreamweaver: We'll never know.
Dreamweaver: It could go either way.
Dreamweaver: With age cums experience.
Wait, that's not what she's cumming...
Dreamweaver: Instead of tramp stamps, we get penis prints.
Well, that's it for this edition! As always, comment down below which ones were your favorite, whether or not you think I missed something that should've been featured, or how lovely your day was. Unless it sucked.