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Comments of the Week - That kid's kawaii



Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, folks! This is the community showcase that features all of the comments lovely members such as yourselves have posted, all compiled in one convenient location! Whether you've been long gone away from Destructoid, or simply want to reminisce the best of last week, then look no further than this very blog! As always, you can expect these comments to be placed into three categories:

TRUTH: studies show men can get up to 20 erections while they sleep.

LOL: I can't get many when I'm awake!

WUT?: Huh, I wonder why I still don't have a girlfriend.

Since having so many erections can be dangerous, I urge everyone not to try this at home. After all, we wouldn't want a repeat of last week, do we?


From Are there games you've never played but still love?


Dreamweaver: The only game you don't want to get a headshot in!

From Rise of the Tomb Raider on Xbox 360 looks surprisingly not bad


Dreamweaver: It's so booty-ful, it makes me want an Xbox One.


Dreamweaver: And I'm just sitting here playing Super Mario Maker...

From Review: Forza Motorsport 6


Dreamweaver: Like America!

From Review: Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime


Dreamweaver: I see nothing wrong with that logic.


Dreamweaver: No game can earn a 10/10 without boobs, fact.


Dreamweaver: Calls it like he sees it.

From Fallout 4 is getting a Season Pass, because it is a video game in 2015


Dreamweaver: SOLD!

From Pokemon Go announced for smartphones


Dreamweaver: Not if you died on your way to the store.

From Nintendo's cracking down on speedrunning and ROM hacking videos


Dreamweaver: His penis is also standing.

From Dragon Quest Heroes' DLC will be on-disc and free in the US


Dreamweaver: I still can't believe it's not butter. THAT'S how absurd this is.


From Miyamoto is 'always looking to challenge Mario Galaxy and do another 3D action title'


Dreamweaver: Vitals are valuable in more ways than one.

From Avoid this save-corrupting bug in The Phantom Pain


Dreamweaver: That's what I say when I stick my finger down an ant hole. I'll leave you to imagine what hole I'm talking about.


Dreamweaver: Maybe to amateurs.

From Fallout 4 will be uncut in Germany


Dreamweaver: I say bratwurst all the time. That means I speak German!

From Divinity: Original Sin boss asks where all the women at


Dreamweaver: I can tell you where they aren't: anywhere near me. :(

From Phantom Pain moves 411,000 units in Japan, just shy of Metal Gear Solid 4


Dreamweaver: He's talking about the Xbox One. :P

From This Super Mario mythbuster vid from Miyamoto is adorable and disappointing


Dreamweaver: Like being shot out of one?

From Tony Hawk 5's PlayStation exclusive costumes are hideous


Dreamweaver: Like every woman I speak to.

From Contest: Renowned Explorers


Dreamweaver: ...He's not winning the contest, is he?

From Super Meat Boy hits PS4 and Vita next month


Dreamweaver: The prequel.

From Cave Story creator's Pink Heaven out for free today


Dreamweaver: He's talking about being surrounded by clouds of cotton candy.


From Metal Gear Solid V sells three times more copies on PS4 than Xbox One


Dreamweaver: What a punch to the psyche.

From The Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone special edition comes with real Gwent cards


Dreamweaver: He does have a way with words...

From Review: Circa Infinity


Dreamweaver: It's actually lactating.

From 20 years of PlayStation in 15 feverish seconds


Dreamweaver: You can't have a big dick and NOT be a weight lifter, if you know what I'm saying. :P

From Podtoid, Destructoid's video game podcast, records soon, so maybe ask us about stuff


Dreamweaver: ...Well, now I'm going to be up all night.

From Rock Band 4 made me forget that I suck at rhythm games


Dreamweaver: ...Well, this is awkward.

From GOTY contender Horse Life 4 galloping to 3DS


Dreamweaver: We'll never know.


Dreamweaver: It could go either way.

From Modding Ocelot into Quiet's scenes in Metal Gear Solid V is hilarious


Dreamweaver: With age cums experience.

Wait, that's not what she's cumming...

From That Darth Vader PS4 with the remastered Star Wars games is available to pre-order now


Dreamweaver: Instead of tramp stamps, we get penis prints.

Well, that's it for this edition! As always, comment down below which ones were your favorite, whether or not you think I missed something that should've been featured, or how lovely your day was. Unless it sucked.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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