What's up everybody? It's your boy, Dreamweaver, back with the latest edition of Comments of the Week! So if you've been stressing over some of the more difficult sections of the newly released Dark Souls III, and you need to take a breather before you get a heart attack, then it's time to laugh away the pain!
If you don't know what this is, this is the hottest community showcase where fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves, can have your comments featured right here! Whether if you're too shy shy to comment or not, why not check out a compliation of all of the funny things that goes down for the people who couldn't see it live, or simply want to relive the wacky moments? As always, you can find these comments sorted into three categories:
TRUTH: according to a study, 87% of Americans have ice cream in their freezers at any given time.
LOL: 87% of Americans are fat at any given time.
WUT?: I wonder why...
If you've been too busy playing Quantum Break to check out Comments of the Week last week, and you don't have a time machine to undo that horrible mistake, then click on this link to catch up. If you do have a time machine, then could you please go back and kick my ex's father in the balls?
Dreamweaver: He's totally going to stand us up.
Dreamweaver: Seymour Duncan? Mo like "Needs more loving"!
Dreamweaver: This is like Dungeon Dice Monsters all over again!
Dreamweaver: Wait, that isn't how bears survive in the wild?
Dreamweaver: The Social sounds like a white person's party.
Dreamweaver: She didn't score? Well, neither do I. :(
Dreamweaver: Sounds like Nic... needs consoling.
Dreamweaver: I can think of worse curses.
Dreamweaver: It's "Vikki," not "Vik-we".
Dreamweaver: That's a horrible thing to say about your grandmother.
Dreamweaver: The Division? Mo' like The Disappearing!
Dreamweaver: With that aforementioned glitch, that's horrifyingly a suitable punishment.
Dreamweaver: If a game's in the middle of a season, does it mean it's seasoning? :3
Dreamweaver: That's what people say about hookers.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Orochi!
Dreamweaver: And by that, he means throwing the die in the past tense.
Dreamweaver: Shouldn't have blinked.
Dreamweaver: You can find other lovely comments such as these in the official, unofficial Destructoid Discord chat room!
If only some kind soul would put together a compliation of all of the funny things that goes down for the people who couldn't see it live, or simply want to relive the wacky moments...
Dreamweaver: So... it's already a better movie than Batman V Superman?
Dreamweaver: There I am, Gary, there I am!
Dreamweaver: I'd trace her with cum, but it's going to take me more than a year to accumulate that amount.
Dreamweaver: That Lancer has arms...
Dreamweaver: So true it hurts.
Dreamweaver: They got good.
Dreamweaver: To... Grape Pussy Juice?
Dreamweaver: I'm pretty sure any Microsoft console that involves food will be powered by Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Dreamweaver: Lando? More like Orgasmo!
And this is why I'm the host and not featured on Comments of the Week. :(
Dreamweaver: If it's anything like me, too soon.
Especially if I was banging the one on the far left.
Dreamweaver: And this is how the internet ends.
Dreamweaver: She kisses her mother with that mouth?
Dreamweaver: ...I don't even wanna know.
And that's it for this edition, folks! Hope you had a good time, and hope that it motivates you to keep commenting! And if you haven't been commenting before, you have a pretty darn good reason to now!