Dreamweaver blog header photo
Dreamweaver's c-blog
Fronts 45Posts 403Blogs 166Following 0Followers 152



Comments of the Week - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.


What's up everybody? It's your boy, Dreamweaver, back with the latest edition of Comments of the Week! So if you've been stressing over some of the more difficult sections of the newly released Dark Souls III, and you need to take a breather before you get a heart attack, then it's time to laugh away the pain!

If you don't know what this is, this is the hottest community showcase where fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves, can have your comments featured right here! Whether if you're too shy shy to comment or not, why not check out a compliation of all of the funny things that goes down for the people who couldn't see it live, or simply want to relive the wacky moments? As always, you can find these comments sorted into three categories:

TRUTH: according to a study, 87% of Americans have ice cream in their freezers at any given time.

LOL: 87% of Americans are fat at any given time.

WUT?: I wonder why...

If you've been too busy playing Quantum Break to check out Comments of the Week last week, and you don't have a time machine to undo that horrible mistake, then click on this link to catch up. If you do have a time machine, then could you please go back and kick my ex's father in the balls?


From Final Fantasy XV unlikely to get 'simple' PC port

Dreamweaver: He's totally going to stand us up.

From What was the last game to surprise you?

Dreamweaver: Seymour Duncan? Mo like "Needs more loving"!

From The Dark Souls board game is real, coming to Kickstarter this month

Dreamweaver: This is like Dungeon Dice Monsters all over again!

From Review: Epic Dumpster Bear

Dreamweaver: Wait, that isn't how bears survive in the wild?

From Seems like The Divison players spend most of their time playing alone

Dreamweaver: The Social sounds like a white person's party.

From Review: Space Pirate Trainer

Dreamweaver: She didn't score? Well, neither do I. :(

From Fallout 4's Wasteland Workshop is out today

Dreamweaver: Sounds like Nic... needs consoling.

From Yep, the next Valkyrie Profile game is for iOS and Android

Dreamweaver: I can think of worse curses.

From We've spent $500M on GTA Online microtransactions

Dreamweaver: It's "Vikki," not "Vik-we".


From Gunmaker made a real-life NES Zapper handgun

Dreamweaver: That's a horrible thing to say about your grandmother.

From The Division's latest patch is deleting characters on Xbox One

Dreamweaver: The Division? Mo' like The Disappearing!

From Ubisoft's looking into how to punish people who glitch The Division's toughest new boss

Dreamweaver: With that aforementioned glitch, that's horrifyingly a suitable punishment.

From Diablo III's Season 5 is ending soon

Dreamweaver: If a game's in the middle of a season, does it mean it's seasoning? :3

From Stealing from GameStop's dumpster and reselling games is frowned upon

Dreamweaver: That's what people say about hookers.

From Remedy responds to Quantum Break's PC issues

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Orochi!

From It's a long wait for the first Dark Souls III add-on

Dreamweaver: And by that, he means throwing the die in the past tense.

Dreamweaver: Shouldn't have blinked.

From Chainmail bikinis: Let's NOT repair her armor

Dreamweaver: You can find other lovely comments such as these in the official, unofficial Destructoid Discord chat room!

If only some kind soul would put together a compliation of all of the funny things that goes down for the people who couldn't see it live, or simply want to relive the wacky moments...

From Dreamweaver's Quickpost

Dreamweaver: So... it's already a better movie than Batman V Superman?

From EA teases Titanfall 2 with a short clip, reveal coming right before E3

Dreamweaver: There I am, Gary, there I am!

From Hot damn this Tracer cosplay is on point

Dreamweaver: I'd trace her with cum, but it's going to take me more than a year to accumulate that amount.


From The first Gears of War 4 trailer is accidentally meme-tastic

Dreamweaver: That Lancer has arms...

From Yep, No Man's Sky is going to be a big ol' time sink

Dreamweaver: So true it hurts.

From This bug is crashing Dark Souls III for PC players

Dreamweaver: They got good.

Dreamweaver: To... Grape Pussy Juice?

From Is Microsoft about to reveal a new Xbox console?

Dreamweaver: I'm pretty sure any Microsoft console that involves food will be powered by Doritos and Mountain Dew.

From Lando and Dengar are heading to Star Wars Battlefront

Dreamweaver: Lando? More like Orgasmo!

And this is why I'm the host and not featured on Comments of the Week. :(

From Bustin' makes you feel good in the new Ghostbusters game

Dreamweaver: If it's anything like me, too soon.

Especially if I was banging the one on the far left.

Dreamweaver: And this is how the internet ends.

From The original Corpse Party is coming to 3DS and Steam

Dreamweaver: She kisses her mother with that mouth?

From Officially licensed Pokemon lingerie is happening in real life

Dreamweaver: ...I don't even wanna know.

And that's it for this edition, folks! Hope you had a good time, and hope that it motivates you to keep commenting! And if you haven't been commenting before, you have a pretty darn good reason to now!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

Login to vote this up!


Parismio   19
GodEmperor Paige   14
Wes Tacos   12
RenaudB90   12
Rad Party God   11
Malthor   10
Gajknight   9
GoofierBrute   7
PhilKenSebben   5
Dinosir   5
Kristmas Kaiser   5
James Internet Ego   4
Destructoids Very Own Ein   4
absolutfreak   4
Scrustle   4
Nior   3
Luca Blight   2
EdgyDude   2
JPF720   2
arkane9   2
Dangus Taargus   2
Gamemaniac3434   2
BruceZ   2
iam16bit   2
NakedBigBoss   2
Cynric Cyning   1
Gortexfogg   1
berserkfish22   1
Funkotrons Finest   1
Luckrequired   1
Double Monocles   1



Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.

 Login with Twitter

 Login with Dtoid

Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam

Sorry for the extra step!


About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
Xbox LIVE:TraitortoHeaven
PSN ID:TraitortoHeaven


Around the Community