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Comments of the Week - Still trying to catch up

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Comments of the Week? More like Comments of Last Week!

Hey, there, it's your lovely host, Dreamweaver, back with yet another edition of your favorite community showcase, Comments of the Week! Throughout the week, crazy commenters, such as yourselves, have said some of the funniest or weirdest things we've ever heard, but there's nothing more sad than a good joke going unheard.

That's why I'm here! I have compiled some of the best things that went down in the comments section to place them all right here, so whether you've been out and about when it all went down, or if you simply like to remember all of the fun times the second time around, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: vaginas are "designed" to be self-cleaning!

LOL: I like to imagine there's little, tiny maids scrubbing all of the sperm out.

WUT?: So when I (eventually) have sex, I can feel like I'm also having sex with them.

Even though we're still a week behind — sorry, I've been busy! — you can still check out last week's Comments of the Week right here! Although it wasn't front paged — wasn't my fault! — you still shouldn't miss out on all of the wacky adventures we have here, only in Destructoid!

Unless you guys leave. Please don't do that.

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From PHARAOH REBIRTH+ LOOKS LIKE A HOPPING GOOD TIME

Dreamweaver: I'm sorry, I had a "hare" in my ear. Say what now?

From PRIMA'S STREET FIGHTER V GUIDE IS A PERMANENT TRIBUTE TO A TEMPORARY GAME

Dreamweaver: I dunno, I spill Mountain Dew on mine...

From LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, SKULLGIRLS AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACTRESS'S TIPS FOR SUCCESS

Dreamweaver: What if Troy Baker is immortal?

From PROJECT SETSUNA IS COMING WEST ON PS4 AND STEAM AS 'I AM SETSUNA,' VITA SEEMINGLY DROPPED

Dreamweaver: This is why you need to be in their PR department!

From STAR FOX ZERO TO INCLUDE AN INVINCIBILITY MODE SO PEOPLE CAN 'SEE THE GAME'

Dreamweaver: I hear some companies charge for cheats.

From STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT'S OUTER RIM EXPANSION IS $15

Dreamweaver: It's a deal, I say!

From AMD ANNOUNCES THE SULON Q - A CORDLESS VR HEADSET WITH AN ON-BOARD GAMING RIG

Dreamweaver: I consider that foreplay.

Dreamweaver: You need the former to get with the latter.

From METAL GEAR ONLINE'S QUIET DLC PACK IS OUT TODAY

Dreamweaver: I'll make her "oh ah oh oh oh ah oh oh".

From I JUST CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST IN THE MIDDLE OF SAN FRANCISCO

Dreamweaver: He should work for everyone's PR department!

From DEMAND FOR PS4 CAMERAS JUMPS OVER 1,000 PERCENT

Dreamweaver: Well, aside from the fact that it's technically mathematically impossible.

From BLOODBORNE AS A CARD GAME, HUH?

Dreamweaver: Do I get the hand back if I beat the winner of the last round?

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From HERE'S SHIGERU MIYAMOTO, DOING MIYAMOTO THINGS

Dreamweaver: Gesundheit.

From BABY BEATS STREET FIGHTER V'S STORY MODE

Dreamweaver: Be prepared to get spit on.

From UBISOFT ANNOUNCES ASSASSIN'S CREED VR EXPERIENCE

Dreamweaver: What? It's morbidly funny!

From REVIEW: SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS

Dreamweaver: What if the ass is the first place I look?

From WE ARE CHICAGO IS A BIT ROUGHER THAN ITS NAMESAKE

Dreamweaver: Well, good luck sleeping tonight. That kid's looking at you.

From DESTRUCTOID STARTED ON THIS DAY, 10 YEARS AGO

Dreamweaver: Speak for yourself, I have developed my tastes in porn.

From HELLBLADE NOW OFFICIALLY HAS A SUBTITLE

Dreamweaver: What if it gets a sequel? Hellblades II: Hellablades?

Dreamweaver: Now I know who to go to for all my seashell needs!

From SQUARE ENIX'S 'I AM SETSUNA' MAY COME TO VITA IN THE WEST IF THERE'S INTEREST

Dreamweaver: So you're the reason why my bank loans are so high!

From HEROES OF THE STORM IS GETTING A NEW LEVEL SOON THAT ELIMINATES MAP OBJECTIVES

Dreamweaver: At least it's still edible.

From THE T-VIRUS IS ON SALE AT THE CAPCOM CAFE

Dreamweaver: So it smells like herpes?

From NINTENDO FINALLY UNDERSTANDS ONLINE NETWORKS

Dreamweaver: "came and I didn't even take notice!"

Story of my life.

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From MAYBE BLOODY ADVERTISEMENTS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM AREN'T THE BEST IDEA

Dreamweaver: What's a tampon?

From REVIEW: BROFORCE

Dreamweaver: Can we listen to Alien Ant Farm anyway?

From GEARS OF WAR 4'S BETA STARTS ON APRIL 18

Dreamweaver: For the person rolling, or for the floor?

From REVIEW: POKKEN TOURNAMENT

Dreamweaver: So she'll taste even more delicious?

From SONY SAYS IT IS OPEN TO 'ANY PUBLISHERS OR DEVELOPERS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN CROSS PLATFORM PLAY'

Dreamweaver: Banging moms is how kids get together these days. Damn tablets.

From TOADETTE IS MAKING HER WAY INTO SUPER MARIO MAKER

Dreamweaver: Toadette? More like "toad-tally into it!"

From STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND GIVE ME REZ INFINITE ALREADY

Dreamweaver: That's the name of my spell for giving a boner after orgasm.

From STAR FOX ZERO HAS A LIMITED EDITION BUNDLE IN EUROPE

Dreamweaver: Dammit, Gaj! Why did you have to say something!

From INDIE DEVELOPER DIGITAL HOMICIDE SUES JIM STERLING

Dreamweaver: But we're still getting one, right?

Dreamweaver: You need to have an open mind.

And that's it for this edition! I hope you had a good time, and be sure to check back here every week for (possibly) another new edition!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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