Comments of the Week? More like Comments of Last Week!
Hey, there, it's your lovely host, Dreamweaver, back with yet another edition of your favorite community showcase, Comments of the Week! Throughout the week, crazy commenters, such as yourselves, have said some of the funniest or weirdest things we've ever heard, but there's nothing more sad than a good joke going unheard.
That's why I'm here! I have compiled some of the best things that went down in the comments section to place them all right here, so whether you've been out and about when it all went down, or if you simply like to remember all of the fun times the second time around, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: vaginas are "designed" to be self-cleaning!
LOL: I like to imagine there's little, tiny maids scrubbing all of the sperm out.
WUT?: So when I (eventually) have sex, I can feel like I'm also having sex with them.
Even though we're still a week behind — sorry, I've been busy! — you can still check out last week's Comments of the Week right here! Although it wasn't front paged — wasn't my fault! — you still shouldn't miss out on all of the wacky adventures we have here, only in Destructoid!
Unless you guys leave. Please don't do that.
Dreamweaver: I'm sorry, I had a "hare" in my ear. Say what now?
Dreamweaver: I dunno, I spill Mountain Dew on mine...
Dreamweaver: What if Troy Baker is immortal?
Dreamweaver: This is why you need to be in their PR department!
Dreamweaver: I hear some companies charge for cheats.
Dreamweaver: It's a deal, I say!
Dreamweaver: I consider that foreplay.
Dreamweaver: You need the former to get with the latter.
Dreamweaver: I'll make her "oh ah oh oh oh ah oh oh".
Dreamweaver: He should work for everyone's PR department!
Dreamweaver: Well, aside from the fact that it's technically mathematically impossible.
Dreamweaver: Do I get the hand back if I beat the winner of the last round?
Dreamweaver: Be prepared to get spit on.
Dreamweaver: What? It's morbidly funny!
Dreamweaver: What if the ass is the first place I look?
Dreamweaver: Well, good luck sleeping tonight. That kid's looking at you.
Dreamweaver: Speak for yourself, I have developed my tastes in porn.
Dreamweaver: What if it gets a sequel? Hellblades II: Hellablades?
Dreamweaver: Now I know who to go to for all my seashell needs!
Dreamweaver: So you're the reason why my bank loans are so high!
Dreamweaver: At least it's still edible.
Dreamweaver: So it smells like herpes?
Dreamweaver: "came and I didn't even take notice!"
Story of my life.
Dreamweaver: What's a tampon?
From REVIEW: BROFORCE
Dreamweaver: Can we listen to Alien Ant Farm anyway?
Dreamweaver: For the person rolling, or for the floor?
Dreamweaver: So she'll taste even more delicious?
Dreamweaver: Banging moms is how kids get together these days. Damn tablets.
Dreamweaver: Toadette? More like "toad-tally into it!"
Dreamweaver: That's the name of my spell for giving a boner after orgasm.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, Gaj! Why did you have to say something!
Dreamweaver: But we're still getting one, right?
Dreamweaver: You need to have an open mind.
And that's it for this edition! I hope you had a good time, and be sure to check back here every week for (possibly) another new edition!