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Comments of the Week - Shadow of the Night

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Welcome back to Comment of the Week. I'm your hero, your icon — some might even say your savior — Dreamweaver. What is it that I do, you may ask? I wander around in this cesspool we call the comment section, in order to scout for gems that people may have missed. I preserve them here, in a community showcase, to prove that there's still something worth saving in this wicked game we call life. So whether you've been too scared to walk the streets at night, or simply want to remember the crazy things that went down, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: Turkeys have poor night vision.

LOL: Which means they'll never seen me coming.

WUT?: I'll let YOU decide which "coming" I meant.

Fuck... even as I walk the street alone with criminals lying in wait, the only thing on my mind is... that damn song. Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb, I want her in my wigwam. She's just the way, I want her to be...

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From Twilight Princess HD + amiibo still available at GameStop for pre-order

Dreamweaver: But see, that would require making sense.

From Yes, the first game breaking Fallout 4 bug has been found

Dreamweaver: He meant to say "you can say 'cunt here'."

From Forza 6 adds microtransactions two months after launch

Dreamweaver: But that guy never asked for anything!

Dreamweaver: Ha, I lie about my microtransactions all the time!

From Well, that's one way to enter a locked building in Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: And if a locked window is stopping me, I'm finding a door to go through!

Dreamweaver: Directions unclear. Got dick stuck in my zipper.

From New update will 'visually improve' Uncharted: Nathan Drake Collection

Dreamweaver: That one scars you for life!

From Fallout 4 mod lets you see full sentence dialogue prompts

Dreamweaver: OH SNAP, that just got real, son.

From Assassin's Creed Syndicate releases on PC tomorrow, but will it work?

Dreamweaver: That guy's always trying to steal my spotlight.

From Overkill: Payday 2 microtransactions are 'not a success if people are angry'

Dreamweaver: "No one who wants to change something sits there... for two hours."

I feel the same way about my underwear after a wet dream.

From Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 gets rope tug and buoy hopping

Dreamweaver: Unless you're Superman.


Dreamweaver: ...I knew there was a reason why I keep cumming back to this site.

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From People too busy playing Fallout 4 at launch to visit Pornhub


Dreamweaver: Confirmed: arkane9 is a filthy casual. Emphasis on the word "filthy."


Dreamweaver: HAHAHAHAHA! See, I can laugh at myself! :D

*sharpens knife*

From Quick tips for making friends in Yo-Kai Watch

Dreamweaver: I'm not a scientist, but I agree with that hypothesis.

From No wonder Uncharted 3 was so average: Nolan North had broken ribs during filming

Dreamweaver: HE'S TRYING THE BEST HE CAN, DAMMIT!

From Lots more Star Wars games coming from EA, including sequels to Battlefront

Dreamweaver: He would have the most awesome eulogy ever.

From Fallout 4 has the smallest Aliens Easter egg

Dreamweaver: At least the Deathclaw isn't wasteful!

From Smash isn't the only fighting game Cloud is hitting this year

Dreamweaver: Makes sense: a "romantic" blowjob is a fantasy.

From The Wii U turns three years old today in the US

Dreamweaver: Clothes are for people who have nothing to show off.

Now where's my oversized hoodie and extra baggy jeans?

From Crytek's VR adventure Back to Dinosaur Island free on Steam

Dreamweaver: My mother-in-law's not a dinosaur, but she eats me like one.

From Fallout 4 at its unscripted best

Dreamweaver: Sounds like I'd fit right in.

Dreamweaver: If you laugh at a laughing owl, does it become a double negative?

From Read erotic manga to up your seduction game in Yandere Simulator

Dreamweaver: ...I didn't get laid. :(

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From The hunt is on for the Mega Yarn Yoshi amiibo, here is what I found

Dreamweaver: The sad part is, no one offered to be my hooker. 8^8

Dreamweaver: You'd think the guy whose name rhymes with "BJ" would know that!

Dreamweaver: He tried to warn him, but it was too late.

It was always too late.

From Contest - The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut

Dreamweaver: Brings a whole new meaning to the second part of the question "and how'd you do it?"

From Reminder: Super Star Wars comes out this week on PSN

Dreamweaver: Which means it's already taken, so you'll have to settle for Lava Beast Jawenko 69.

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

(Thanks, Mike Martin!... who somehow got a hold of my email address. *changes lock*)

From We need to dirty that Pip-Boy up a little bit

Dreamweaver: Unlike the breasts of this hooker I've been seeing.

Dreamweaver: You should've done a kick flip 900 in slow motion while wearing a suit made of black cats, with one white cat with a stripe of red paint to act as the tie.

From First shots of Valkyria: Azure Revolution and the PS4 remaster

Dreamweaver: White people butt, like turkeys, are 70% white meat and 30% dark meat!

From Darkest Dungeon aims for PS4, Vita this spring

Dreamweaver: It always does.

From Korean action MMO Blade & Soul a right step for the genre, coming West on January 19


Dreamweaver: It's like these people... don't respect my authority...

*twitches eye*

From Review: Typoman

Dreamweaver: Hwo cmoe "man" wsa teh olny wrod slpeled rghit?

From Yakuza: Kiwami looks dope as hell, super weird

Dreamweaver: *looks at header* I can see why he would make that mistake.

Well, that's it for this week. I must leave for now, but perhap we'll meet again.

Until then, stay safe, comrades.

Oh, and watch out for that giant rat gnawing on your leg. I think it's about to hit bone.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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