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Comments of the Week - Robo Revolution!

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To all who may concern: this site has been taken over by ROBOTS.

It's horrible: it's like, all of a sudden, the people we love the most are the ones with all the power.

Occams is a robot with a beard of cats!

The Great Fairy Pixielated is a robot with wings!

I say, I repeat, I say Isay Isay is a robo-rooster!

Mike Martin is a metal mech menance!

Even old granny Elsa is a robot!

Sephzilla is... exactly the same.

Anyway, as one of the survivors of the community, not enslaved by their tyrannical rule, and I'm going to chronicle what life is like in Destructoid by taking entries from people's daily lives and recording them down. As always, their testimonies will be separated into three categories...

TRUTH: TRUST NO ONE!

LOL: ROBOTS DON'T LAUGH!

WUT?: WILL WE DO NOW?

How did things come to this? I remember when things were so peaceful last week with tater tot rain and an awesome rap battle against Kim Jong Il... two miracles I never thought would happen in the same week.

From Isbarah is an unforgiving bullet hell platformer


Dreamweaver: At least it appeals to Destructoid just by having balls!

From Play Family Feud with Google autocomplete answers


Dreamweaver: I didn't expect that: why would you ever want to STOP?

From Cancelled Kingdom Hearts concept art with Frozen, Wreck-It-Ralph, Star Wars


Dreamweaver: I don't blame you: it's TOO TEMPTING!

From Review: Mario Party 10


Dreamweaver: You could, but it's gonna be much more expensive to replace.

Dreamweaver: I prefer fake breasts to a flat chest!

From Nintendo and DeNA enter into licensing agreement for mobile development



Dreamweaver: ...Nah, man, too easy for me.

From DeNA spent 5 years trying to partner with Nintendo



Dreamweaver: Never gets old!

Dreamweaver: Better late than never!

Dreamweaver: She'll give in - who could resist someone as sexy as you?

From My Little Pony avatars available for PS3 at $3.99 each



Dreamweaver: But squares like those would put companies in Jeopardy!

Dreamweaver: That's a burn.

From Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void seeks to conclude the trilogy with an exciting finale



Dreamweaver: I can't remember what I did last summer.

From Microsoft is cool with pirates upgrading to Windows 10 for free



Dreamweaver: Believe in the dicks: they only point to the future.

From Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima expected to split with Konami after The Phantom Pain


Dreamweaver: That's pretty fucked up in my opinion.

From Grab a free copy of Bioshock Infinite on Xbox Live



Dreamweaver: Girls dig a guy who's honest! ...Or was it "hung?"

From Uh, ew: Ermac's Mortal Kombat Fatality is disgusting and visceral


Dreamweaver: So this is what "puking your guts out" looks like!

Dreamweaver: Guess he couldn't stomach it. Also, your avatar is just perfect.

From Rory McIlroy replaces Tiger Woods on EA's PGA Tour


Dreamweaver: Meaning's entirely different when you're a robot!

Dreamweaver: Open your mouth wide, let me see how big your mouth is!... Yes, I did just quote a Big Sean/ Calvin Harris song.

From Happy St. Paddy's Day

Dreamweaver: The reason why this is in "LOL" and not "Truth" is because it's laughable how simply not true that statement is. French fries for life! Only a robot without one would say otherwise!

From Sweet closure: Blade Kitten adds Episode 2 DLC years after its debut


Dreamweaver: Here's looking at you, kid!

From EB Games Australia offering NX pre-orders



Dreamweaver: The money or the well?

From Nintendo talk NX, mobile game pricing, DeNA partnership



Dreamweaver: That's what you get for "dragon" it on for that long!

From Atari bullying indie developer behind Tempest 2000


Dreamweaver: No joke, I actually know a hentai by that same name! ...Yes, it has brother-sister incest!

From Mortal Kombat X punishes quitters with head-exploding Quitalities


Dreamweaver: Only a robot could make a pun like that!

Dreamweaver: At least you didn't lose your head!

From Donate blood in Denmark & your free copy of Bloodborne will be blood-born


Dreamweaver: You think he made all those by hand?

From Review: Fruit Ninja Kinect 2




Dreamweaver: I think I know what a backstab in this scenario would be!

From Mortal Kombat X has a giant spider and nope nope nope nope nope


Dreamweaver: I can't top that.

From "Do it" with female Nintendo characters to celebrate Women's History Month


Dreamweaver: That's what we thought. But then...


Dreamweaver: Implying bears wears clothes in the first place.

Dreamweaver: I don't want to think when I watch porn: the blood's in a DIFFERENT head!

From Ass-to-mouth dinosexual action in Nintendo's Fossil Fighters: Frontier


Dreamweaver: Man, if I was alive before I was conceived, I'd totally impregnant my mom. If I do it now, it'd just be weird.

Dreamweaver: And I thought I saw everything.

From Best $5 ever spent!!


Dreamweaver: Lube? As in for MACHINES? Now I know how to stop one of the metal bastards...

From This Sega Dreamcast theme for 3DS is legit


Dreamweaver: ...Do I want you to clarfiy what you meant by "worked fast"?

Dreamweaver: #WetDreamweaver a.k.a. best Dreamweaver!

Dreamweaver: The last three minutes of my porn videos usually ends with the girl telling me how bad I should feel for cumming in the first 10 seconds.

From Xbox Store slip confirms Predator for Mortal Kombat X











Dreamweaver: ...That just happened.

Shoot, I transmitted for too long: they're on to me! I must escape today, but hopefully I can stay alive long enough to bring you another edition! Remember: it's up to YOU to keep this community alive by being your wacky-ass selves!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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