You thought I wasn't watching.
You thought I wasn't aware of your antics in the comments.
You thought I was just sitting here, masturbating to hentai.
But guess what, punk?
But I can multi-task.
Welcome to Round Two of Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly, Dreamweaver! Comments of the Week is a showcase of all the wonderful comments created by the community for people who may not have time to scour every single article on Destructoid, or for those who would like a sample of some of the funny stuff goes down here! As always, comments will be placed under these lovely categories:
TRUTH: for times when you gotta stand up and applaud.
LOL: for times when you gotta throw your head back and laugh.
WUT?: for times when you gotta wonder "what the what?"
Without further delay, here's what them wacky Dtoiders say!
Dreamweaver: But then who will make the inevitable DLC for the Season Pass?
Dreamweaver: Chris Carter has more Power to the Players than Gamestop.
Dreamweaver: What is thine "hentai" thou speakth of? And is there any of me?
Dreamweaver: Ha, totally got me with that!
Dreamweaver: Sorry Sephzilla: you gotta come quicker than that.
Dreamweaver: He confessed, but the joke's on him: never put Phil that close to your grandma.
Dreamweaver: America: fuck yeah!
Dreamweaver: Oh, snap, he's the one! GET HIM!
Dreamweaver: See, communication is important!
Dreamweaver: That's why they're called "Amiibos", amiright?
Dreamweaver: Those cold-blooded bastards.
Dreamweaver: Zoo gotta be kidding me with that.
Dreamweaver: There are fates worse than death, like public humilation. :3
Dreamweaver: "Monster? I hardly know her!"
Dreamweaver: It was the peer pressure.
From Review: Nihilumbra
Dreamweaver: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. What a jerk.
Dreamweaver: I think "Wut?" is the best way to describe this.
Dreamweaver: ...The white stuff wasn't white when they bought it, was it?
Dreamweaver: He's looking a little... wooden. Wait, are cardboard boxes made of wood?
Dreamweaver: There are no words to describe how awesome that is.
Welp, that's it for this edition! As you noticed, I snip a bit of the article in order to provide just enough context so you could get the gist of the joke. Let me know if it's not necessary, or if it's a good idea. Again, still rough around the edges, I know (some of the pictures looks tinier than I expected them to be), but I hope you enjoyed it!