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Comments of the Week - Prototype Pt.2


Comments of the Week is here once more in a bold new flavor! Comments of the Week is the time to showcase the funny comments that have been picked from community members such as yourselves to display for everyone else to read! So whether you've been out and about, or nostalgic for something that happened only a couple days ago, then this is for you! There are three categories that these comments file under, and they are:

TRUTH: This design looks slick...

LOL: ...er than an oil spill.

WUT?: You know I'm just pulling ya chain!

As you may have noticed, the site has gotten a new redesign (I won't judge if you didn't!), and having to adjust to the new layout means there might be some inconsistencies throughout the blog. I chose not to redo all of what I had, and some images are going to be weirdly sized, so I hope that won't be a problem for anyone. Anyway, if you want to see a comparison, you can check last week's edition right here!

From Assassin's Creed has a new perspective but a familiar thirst for blood

Dreamweaver: Ain't nothing better than butter, brother!

From Halo 5 has some fancy Hunter armor but only for those who pre-order at GameStop

Dreamweaver: Look's like this silver lining requires a silver bullet!

Dreamweaver: Seriously, do any customers benefit from being locked out?

From Mortal Kombat X PC dev is working around the clock fixing issues

Dreamweaver: That's the smile of a man on the verge of snapping!

From You had me at Snakebird

Dreamweaver: Who didn't think that?

From Metal Gear Online: 16 players on PC/PS4/Xbox One;12 players on PS3/ Xbox 360

Dreamweaver: That also means you're 25% of the reason why they lose!

From The Witcher 3 map revealed, and its pretty huge

Dreamweaver: Quality over quantity!

From Slaughtering Grounds developer continues to be petty about one bad review

Dreamweaver: Judging by the quality of the game and the amount of lockdowns, it seems like he's taking too many breaks, if you ask me.

Dreamweaver: Hoe children: the next Cabbage Patch kids!

Dreamweaver: I feel stupid whenever I need to do this in public libraries.

From Xbox's May update focuses mostly on the PC side of things

Dreamweaver: Looks like it's the "Win-D'oh!" button, eh?

From Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire gets new patch, kicks you offline without it

Dreamweaver: Throwing balls at it doesn't help!

From Battleground Z could be a standalone beat-'em-up

Dreamweaver: But if it's windowless, you won't see the cops coming!

From Did someone just leak a load of new Disney Infinity 3.0 characters?

Dreamweaver: Because the author didn't have eagle eyes!

From Mortal Kombat X's error CE-34878-0 is breaking the game on PS4, here's how to fix it

Dreamweaver: CE-34878-0 is always in the shadows of CE-34876-5.

From Pardon our dust: your best comments regarding the site redesign

Dreamweaver: I can vouch for that!

Dreamweaver: Keep on smiling!

Dreamweaver: The only way you COULD get comfortable in a truck stop bathroom

Dreamweaver: I only know the answer to three of those questions!

From Windows 10 rumored to be released late July, is getting Xbox Avatars

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Riobux.

From Axiom Verge explores PC starting May

Dreamweaver: I got 69. And I'm not talking review scores.

From The Elder Scrolls Online on console is massive, and the file size reflects that

Dreamweaver: What took you so long? Had an arrow in your knee!?

From Plough yourself, mutant: This Witcher 3 quest cracks me up

Dreamweaver: Which game do you hear it more often?

From Runescape mod fired for abuse of powers

Dreamweaver: Is that case-sensitive?

Dreamweaver: Depends on how thick the cum is. Wait, what kind of swallow are we talking about?

Dreamweaver: YOU MONSTER.

From Mario Kart 8's Animal Crossing DLC is out today

Dreamweaver: My personal Comment of the Week!

From Mario KArt 8's Cheese Land will crush your spirits on 200cc

Dreamweaver: Normally, this is "Truth" material, but I can't stop laughing at this one.

From Desktop Dungeons gets new free content, mobile versions incoming

Dreamweaver: Sounds kinky.

From Is this the next PlayStation Vita?

Dreamweaver: Your profile pic shows that!

Dreamweaver: What in the world DID he say?

From Don't Starve Together adds Reign of Giants DLC for free

Dreamweaver: But what if your mom's hot?

From Destiny teaser shows just enough House of Wolves content to keep us interested

Dreamweaver: Chris Carter's got a date with Destiny.

From Sega officially announced Total War: Warhammer

Dreamweaver: When's the release date?

From Lonely Chinese gamers can hire escorts for the feels

Dreamweaver: Everyone knows escorts are purely DPS. Dicks per second.

Dreamweaver: Life's like a box of chocolates.

Dreamweaver: So THAT'S why no one sleeps with me!

From Lady Hunk and Rachel are prepped for Resident Evil: Revelations 2

Dreamweaver: That's what my grandma used to do to me too!

From Flash game portal Newgrounds turns 20 years old today

Dreamweaver: I wanna know what you know!

From Nintendo, your work isn't done on Mario Kart 8

Dreamweaver: I tried to do something while ejaculating once for the first time and I asked the very same question.

From Forget Sonic Boom, this is what the next Sonix should really be

Dreamweaver: It's porn. TRUST ME.

Anyway, that's it for this edition! I know it's a little late, but with the whole site redesign, it's been a bit of a problem trying to get this out. Welp, better late than never!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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