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Comments of the Week - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

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Quick, what are you doing right now? Now, there are no wrong answers... BUT my ninja assassins will stab you in the heart if I don't like what I hear, so choose carefully. No need to turn around, they're totally real and totally behind you.

Did you answer "reading Comments of the Week"? Well, then you get to live for another ten minutes! Hope you're a fast reader.

Welcome back to yet another round of Comments of the Week! I'm your host, Dreamweaver, here with all of the latest and greatest comments to have been typed last week. With dozens of articles to shift through, and so little time to do it (especially with the Overwatch beta), there's a chance you couldn't be here to witness all of these awesome comments. Well, that's what I'm here for! So just kick back, relax, and check out what's in store for you. As always, comments are placed into not one, not two, but three categories:

TRUTH: due to the secrecy of the profession, ninjas never wrote anything down in order to avoid having information fall into the wrong hands.

LOL: how do they go grocery shopping?

WUT?: there were Wal-Marts in Japan during the Sengoku period, right?

Wait, when did I get my hands on some ninja assassins? Well, then maybe you should've checked out last week's edition of Comments of the Week. I can guarantee that you will find exactly none of the answers to that question in the link.

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From Stardew Valley is getting co-op, console versions, and a new content update



Dreamweaver: Does he also have people pee for him?

From Yep, the new Call of Duty is Infinite Warfare, here's a trailer



Dreamweaver: Looks like they... spaced out.


Dreamweaver: They clearly haven't seen my league of ninja assassins inflitrate a PTA meeting.

From Project X Zone has disappeared from the 3DS eShop



Dreamweaver: Anyone else see the irony of "Trueghostbody" wanting physical things?

From VVVVVV pulled from the 3DS eShop


Dreamweaver: Ding dang it, Dangus!

From 'Yomi wo Saku Hana' is an Xbox One exclusive in Japan



Dreamweaver: The Division kinda sounds like a Greek tragedy.

From Three more games join the Nintendo Humble Bundle


Dreamweaver: Spoken like a true gamer. Especially if your name's ChillyBilly.

From Kirby: Planet Robobot was the best selling game in Japan last week


Dreamweaver: You would think a company named HAL would think of it sooner too.

From Yes, the new Zelda is the only thing Nintendo has planned for E3



Dreamweaver: Like when you're lifting weights, going for a swim, or having sex.

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From Review: Fragments of Him


Dreamweaver: Dibs on the dangly bits.

From Vivendi comically buys more stake in Ubisoft, but don't call it a takeover



Dreamweaver: That was a good one, I say I say, that was a good one.

From Legacy World of Warcraft server admins to meet with Blizzard


Dreamweaver: We spell them "ICEEs" in America.

From 'May the 4th Be With You' is a bad marketing holiday, please don't celebrate it


Dreamweaver: You should've been born during a good marketing holiday like... Pie Day.

From You can give virtual reality a try for yourself at Best Buy this month


Dreamweaver: You know, you don't HAVE to be an employee to do that...

From Dark Souls III player escorts a crab so we don't have to



Dreamweaver: More like "revenge beheading your way," am I right?

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Laugh or the ninjas will kill you now.

From Review: Pocket Card Jockey


Dreamweaver: Hey, remember that one time I did a blog about my favorite horse hentai? Of course you do.

From Here's the first four-second look at the next Battlefield


Dreamweaver: *ri-dick-ulous.

Dreamweaver: ...To me. :(

From Now you can buy some bikinis for the Senran Kagura Estival Versus girls


Dreamweaver: *underwear-less.

From Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is getting a free-to-play edition


Dreamweaver: Is that an insult or a suggestion?

From GameStop CEO: 'The Wii U was disappointing to everybody'


Dreamweaver: I think that's how I lost a hooker.

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From Review: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End


Dreamweaver: You would think, right?

From Mighty No. 9 has gone gold, out in June



Dreamweaver: Or is this reality?

Dreamweaver: *de-May-ed.

From The Modern Warfare Remaster seems like a concerted effort based on these screens


Dreamweaver: I'd buy that eight-track.

From The Legend of Zelda as a live action Hong Kong crime drama works surprisingly well



Dreamweaver: At least the government will spend his social security on hookers and blow.

I mean jobs. Blowjobs.

From Hlarge4's Quickpost



Dreamweaver: Who do you think paid me?

In all seriousness, congratulations!

From How I feel on Star Wars day as a non-Star Wars fan


Dreamweaver: Wait, which month do we celebrate that?

From Downwell should be great on PS Vita and PS4


Dreamweaver: At least you didn't use a monkey paw.

From The next Nintendo Direct is Japan-only and focuses on one game


Dreamweaver: Is this a trick question? I feel like if I answered "dominant", Mistress Pixie would smile and say "not for long."

From Heroes of the Storm's Chromie looks like a beast



Dreamweaver: I keep warning people that Jordan's smile is TOO friendly.

Wasn't all of these comments funny? I hope so, because now that you're out of breath, there's seemingly nothing stopping my ninja assassins from getting all stabby with you. If it hasn't been 10 minutes yet — I never learned how to tell time — then I suggest you get moving!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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