Quick, what are you doing right now? Now, there are no wrong answers... BUT my ninja assassins will stab you in the heart if I don't like what I hear, so choose carefully. No need to turn around, they're totally real and totally behind you.
Did you answer "reading Comments of the Week"? Well, then you get to live for another ten minutes! Hope you're a fast reader.
Welcome back to yet another round of Comments of the Week! I'm your host, Dreamweaver, here with all of the latest and greatest comments to have been typed last week. With dozens of articles to shift through, and so little time to do it (especially with the Overwatch beta), there's a chance you couldn't be here to witness all of these awesome comments. Well, that's what I'm here for! So just kick back, relax, and check out what's in store for you. As always, comments are placed into not one, not two, but three categories:
TRUTH: due to the secrecy of the profession, ninjas never wrote anything down in order to avoid having information fall into the wrong hands.
LOL: how do they go grocery shopping?
WUT?: there were Wal-Marts in Japan during the Sengoku period, right?
Wait, when did I get my hands on some ninja assassins? Well, then maybe you should've checked out last week's edition of Comments of the Week. I can guarantee that you will find exactly none of the answers to that question in the link.
Dreamweaver: Does he also have people pee for him?
Dreamweaver: Looks like they... spaced out.
Dreamweaver: They clearly haven't seen my league of ninja assassins inflitrate a PTA meeting.
Dreamweaver: Anyone else see the irony of "Trueghostbody" wanting physical things?
Dreamweaver: Ding dang it, Dangus!
Dreamweaver: The Division kinda sounds like a Greek tragedy.
Dreamweaver: Spoken like a true gamer. Especially if your name's ChillyBilly.
Dreamweaver: You would think a company named HAL would think of it sooner too.
Dreamweaver: Like when you're lifting weights, going for a swim, or having sex.
Dreamweaver: Dibs on the dangly bits.
Dreamweaver: That was a good one, I say I say, that was a good one.
Dreamweaver: We spell them "ICEEs" in America.
Dreamweaver: You should've been born during a good marketing holiday like... Pie Day.
Dreamweaver: You know, you don't HAVE to be an employee to do that...
Dreamweaver: More like "revenge beheading your way," am I right?
Laugh or the ninjas will kill you now.
Dreamweaver: Hey, remember that one time I did a blog about my favorite horse hentai? Of course you do.
Dreamweaver: ...To me. :(
Dreamweaver: Is that an insult or a suggestion?
Dreamweaver: I think that's how I lost a hooker.
Dreamweaver: You would think, right?
Dreamweaver: Or is this reality?
Dreamweaver: I'd buy that eight-track.
Dreamweaver: At least the government will spend his social security on hookers and blow.
I mean jobs. Blowjobs.
From Hlarge4's Quickpost
Dreamweaver: Who do you think paid me?
In all seriousness, congratulations!
Dreamweaver: Wait, which month do we celebrate that?
Dreamweaver: At least you didn't use a monkey paw.
Dreamweaver: Is this a trick question? I feel like if I answered "dominant", Mistress Pixie would smile and say "not for long."
Dreamweaver: I keep warning people that Jordan's smile is TOO friendly.
Wasn't all of these comments funny? I hope so, because now that you're out of breath, there's seemingly nothing stopping my ninja assassins from getting all stabby with you. If it hasn't been 10 minutes yet — I never learned how to tell time — then I suggest you get moving!