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Comments of the Week - New look, same great taste!

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(Note: This edition was meant to air a couple of weeks ago, but due to problems with the Cblog Editor, I postponed it. As such, everything has been lazily kept the same except for this disclaimer, which will now self-destruct in 5783 seconds.)

Welcome back to Comments of the Week, also known as "the reason why I'm not playing Fire Emblem Fates right now." NO, I'M TOTALLY NOT BITTER ABOUT IT!

That's because this is the first Comments of the Week to feature the completely redesigned Destructoid, with a simpler but slicker interface. However, underneath the glimmer and glam is the same old website that you love, including all of the wacky commenters. For those of you who haven't stopped by for a while and missed out on all the crazy antics we've been getting into, or you simply just want to remember what the hell happened this week, then this is for you. As always, you can find comments to be placed into three categories.

TRUTH: Men who kiss their wives every morning reportedly live 5 years longer than men who don't.

LOL: Does it count if you kiss someone else's wife?

WUT?: I'm asking for a friend.

If you missed what the old-ish Destructoid looks like, then you can check out last week's edition right here. I also want to give a shout out to the homie StriderHoang for featuring me in the newly revived Community Interviews series. If you want to know more about your lovely host, Dreamweaver — like his favorite video games and porn — then hop on over!

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From NECA Toys director says Sony is 'bringing Crash Bandicoot back'

Dreamweaver: Who wears short shorts?

From WHO'S CORRIN? A GREAT SMASH BROS. CHARACTER, THAT'S WHO!

Dreamweaver: So that's why there's still sarcasm in the apocalypse.

From Man beats Dark Souls without getting hit, immediately tries again

Dreamweaver: I wish From Must Git Gud was still here to say that.

From Final Fantasy IX on mobile is causing memories to flood back to me (and the port's mostly good)

Dreamweaver: Dammit, his story checks out! (delete 15 pages of why Final Fantasy XIII is the best of the series)

From Here's a list of all of Xbox One's backward compatible games

Dreamweaver: And people try to tell me "size doesn't matter"!

...

:(

From Minecraft is getting its own Loot Crate-esque monthly service

Dreamweaver: I've seen an adult's toy room. It's less colorful, but far more interesting to play with.

From REVIEW: XCOM 2

Dreamweaver: MEHXCOM sounds like a bootleg Mexico.

From Here's are the winners of this year's DICE Awards

Dreamweaver: Shooting people in the face IS fun for the whole family!

From Watch someone blast enemies into the sky in this Dark Souls III video

Dreamweaver: I miss getting letters.

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From New mythical Pokemon Magearna revealed

Dreamweaver: She can get me love drunk off that hump.

Dreamweaver: These are not the measurements I was looking for.

From REVIEW: LAYERS OF FEAR

Dreamweaver: They've never seen a Friday the 13th movie.

From PLAY AS A MAMMOTH IN FAR CRY PRIMAL WITH PRE-ORDER

Dreamweaver: ...I hope these comments aren't related.

From Lupe Fiasco actually managed to beat Daigo at Street Fighter V

Dreamweaver: At least he gets to wear an eyepatch. Chicks dig the eyepatch.

From These are all the 'bad words' that you can't use on 3DS

Dreamweaver: You can curse here.

Dreamweaver: Being nagged to death is how I want to die!

From Games are kicking my ass right now, and it's great

Dreamweaver: Brings a whole new meaning to "jock straps."

From Review: Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation

Dreamweaver: So... ChillyBilly. (You know I'm just teasing ya!)

From Podtoid hungers...for your questions!

Dreamweaver: According to my bottle of viagra, in half an hour. 

From Street Fighter V's story mode 'might take you one or two hours'

Dreamweaver: It's not how long you last, but whether you had a good time.

From That is a big-ass bottle of champagne that Remedy has

Dreamweaver: But he can't, because he's not a doctor.

From This Street Fighter V mod returns R. Mika's butt slap

Dreamweaver: Aw, the cycle continues!

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From REVIEW: DUB DASH

Dreamweaver: But I can still look over you, right?

From Podtoid 323: Garbage Fish

Dreamweaver: I bet Jerry would beg to differ.

From No physical edition of Heavy Rain on PS4 in North America

Dreamweaver: Very carefully.

From Yes, Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 has pole dancing

Dreamweaver: Does it do the Running Man?

Dreamweaver: Why would Occams ever downgrade?

From Nintendo unveils more Miitomo details, has microtransactions

Dreamweaver: I see someone's Jewish.

From REVIEW: FIRE EMBLEM FATES (BIRTHRIGHT AND CONQUEST)

Dreamweaver: You can enjoy piranha blowjobs from anywhere!

From Hell has never been prettier than in Pinstripe

Dreamweaver: He shouldn't have ate the last cookie in the jar.

From Welp, now I'm in the mood for Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow

Dreamweaver: Looks like someone's buying a Weed Whacker!

Dreamweaver: I would totally eat a Farfetch'd on a stick.


Dreamweaver: Does it also punch the sky when it flies?

From Grab Condemned and Binary Domain for free on Steam

Dreamweaver: Funny, that's EXACTLY why the deer's taking off his gloves!

From Nintendo's redesigned New York store looks fancy

Dreamweaver:  He secretly wanted this to happen.

And that's it for this edition, folks! Now get up out of my face so I can plays me some more Fire Emblem Fates! Anyone who sides with Hoshido is a goody two shoes that can't pull off the color black!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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