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Comments of the Week - Monday surprise!


Welcome back to Comments of the Week! I see that a few new members have been joining our little cult-like community (praise thee Gardevoir) so let me introduce to them what this series is all about. Well, I mean, I've been doing that every edition anyay, but no one really reads that. Anyway, Comments of the Week is a series where I collect the best of the best comments (that I personally saw, anyway) of a week and compile them all in one place. So whether you were M.I.A. or simply want to relive the glory moments, then this is for you. All the comments will be placed into categories:

TRUTH: when the truth is real.

LOL: when the laughs be loud.

WUT?: when the mind be like "what...?"

In case you can't get enough, you can check out last week's edition at this link, and past editions on the bio to the right.

From A Pokédex of game journalists that only lists negative traits?

Dreamweaver: The ride never ends.

Dreamweaver: I'm still waiting for the answer.

From Fighting game streamer has his equipment stolen

Dreamweaver: Ew, who would want the heart of a thief? It probably looks like a baboon's.

From Iwata says no NX at E3

Dreamweaver: NXt a problem.

From This post explains the entire Mega Man Legends copyright situation

Dreamweaver: Well, that's one ballot I don't want to "hand" in. Nyuk nyuk.

From Movable Breasts: A poem for Hideo Kojima

Dreamweaver: I jerked off to a period once. Wasn't pretty.

From Review: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Dreamweaver: Yeah, I mean, what's going on there? Did you finally cave from the media blackout or something?

From Axiom Verge is relatively the same on PC, with one helpful upgrade

Dreamweaver: Psh, I have that on a daily basis!

From 'Late-breaking technical issue' delays Destiny's latest update

Dreamweaver: He would've loved the hear anything bad happen to Destiny. :(

From Nintendo finally spills the official beans on the Silver Mario amiibo

Dreamweaver: Conspiracy theory: scalpers are ChillyBilly agents placed all over the world to bring him amiibo.

From Canadian theaters to host eSports events

Dreamweaver: I'd make a joke, but eh.

Dreamweaver: That's the most heinous thing they could do!

From Nintendo is putting on another Splatoon Global Testfire event

Dreamweaver: You know that saying "better late than never"? Yeah, good luck trying to use that excuse.

Dreamweaver: ...Gosh darn it, Scoobie.

From Sexism and Super Smash at Press Start LAN

Dreamweaver: Seems like they're so used to playing with their own joysticks, am I right?

From ARK: Survival Evolved looks like Day-Z with dinosaurs

Dreamweaver: If this joke is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

From Yep, yep, Yoshi’s Woolly World still looks adorable

Dreamweaver: I like to imagine this happened during a board meeting.

From Ubisoft: Assassin's Creed: Syndicate coming October 23

Dreamweaver: Shots fired!

Dreamweaver: I laughed more than I thought I would've.

From Publishers think Swery's next game idea is 'perverted'

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Luna!

Dreamweaver: That would be the most useful educational television ever.

From The worst part of the '90s are alive in this Splatoon commercial

Dreamweaver: I tried looking at it closely once and got cinnamon dust in my eyes, so I wouldn't recommend it.

From Uncharted 4 faces contain crazy numbers of bones

Dreamweaver: Yet for some, it was just a Tuesday.

From What newbie, trigger happy mod is deleting my comments.

Dreamweaver: That's always a fun option.

Dreamweaver: ...Gosh darn it, Kanye.

Dreamweaver: Poor vision? Well, you get what you paid for.

From Indie Kickstarter trolled by fraudulent last-minute 7,000 euro pledge (Update)

Dreamweaver: I feel wrong for laughing, but I also would've made that joke.

From TMZ Alert: Nip slip in The Witcher 3 cinematic trailer

Dreamweaver: Give a hand of applause for Hancock lending a helping hand.

Dreamweaver: Don't even bother trying to go to the original article, it's just as disappointing as the screenshot.

Dreamweaver: Argh, I hate it when that happens!

From That Odell Beckham catch looks way less impressive in Madden 16

Dreamweaver: Looks like he was bending it like Beckham. Wait, wrong football.

From Weekend Deals: Witcher 3, Galactic Civilizations III up to 28% off

Dreamweaver: But is it still a trap worth falling onto?

From Rumour: Guillermo del Toro's production company creating Fallout 4 trailer

Dreamweaver: "Squinting at girls in yoga pants." Er, are you sure it's urine coming out of people?

From Male gamer faces unwanted catcalls, ogling at Cooking Mama competition

Dreamweaver: Women don't understand how hard we have it. And by that, I mean our penis. Because the majority of women don't have any.

From Sega calls Alien: Isolation sales 'weak' at 2.1 million

Dreamweaver: Not "stupid sexy", stupidly sexy. Big difference.

Dreamweaver: Damn it, you ruined the image for us!

From Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night fully funded in less than four hours

Dreamweaver: ...That must be one hell of a hat.

From Konami plans to focus on mobile games from now on

Dreamweaver: ...Damn it, Cannonball Steven!

From Nasty virus found in two GTA V mods

Dreamweaver: ...He turns African American?

From Four indies, including Don't Starve, are invading LittleBigPlanet

Dreamweaver: Please tell me you didn't turn Sackboy into a "Sackboy"...

From Wildstar might be going free to play in August

Dreamweaver: I never trusted a Canadian. And they're a little too close to America for my liking.

Alright, we're going to stop right here. As always, I hope you enjoyed it, and hopefully we can meet again next week. Until then, be wary of Canadians. I think they're plotting something sinister.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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