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Comments of the Week - Major... I'M BURNING UP!


Who is doing this?

Such a lust for comments...


Hello there, my friends. Welcome back to Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly. This is the number one community showcase on the block, and it's all because it features lovely comments said by community members such as yourselves (with amazing commentary for me. That's... why you're here, right?) So, whether you've been away or simply missed out since so much has happened during Tokyo Game Show, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

LOL: That's longer than my penis!

WUT?: You'll just have to guess how much longer. :3

Did you miss last week's edition, which happened BEFORE my lovely transformation? Then you should take a look to the past; I hear the old me is quite... kawaii.


From PAX Prime '15 group picture, vaping cosplay, & drunk quesadillas


Dreamweaver: I'm not, either. :(

From Tokyo Game Show 2015 press conference schedule


Dreamweaver: Great, now someone else figured out the secret code phrase.

*cocks pistol*

From Gravity Daze is coming to the PS4 on December 10, with a sequel next year


Dreamweaver: Because you touch yourself at night.

From Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson out now for 3DS


Dreamweaver: Truly, we are masters of our fields.

Which are also called "genitals."

From Minecraft: Story Mode releases digitally Oct. 13


Dreamweaver: Seriously, what a waste of discs. :/

From These are the new Counter-Strike: GO hitboxes


Dreamweaver: Wouldn't cutting corners just lead to more corners?

From At last! The Witness releasing in January 2016


Dreamweaver: He's still alive, by the way. Everyone just assumes he's dead.

From Star Fox Zero has been delayed until 2016


Dreamweaver: He really did say that in that exact way. In perfect English, too.

From Don't expect games to have less buggy launches


Dreamweaver: But bugs are an excellent source of protein!

From Morpheus, sorry, PlayStation VR, has my attention


Dreamweaver: Which is why porn VR will fail.


From Tatsumi Kimishima named president of Nintendo


Dreamweaver: But then how will we tell them apart?


Dreamweaver: He's talking about the puppet.

From Toukiden 2 coming to Japan in 2016


Dreamweaver: I bet the sex's wild though.

From Google search 'Super Mario Bros' for a celebratory Easter egg


Dreamweaver: Did you look hard enough?


Dreamweaver: Damn, (Han)SON!

From Microsoft snubs Mario, nods to Zelda on bullshit made-up holiday


Dreamweaver: He's aiming for his crotch.

From Kingdom Hearts II.8 includes Dream Drop Distance HD


Dreamweaver: My actual penis size.

From Review: Dropsy


Dreamweaver: Yep, that it is.

From Nintendo Directs aren't going away


Dreamweaver: ...I will never understand why Santa had to die. :(

From You can now schedule your Cblogs into the future


Dreamweaver: Chris Carter will be, at least.

From Apple TV games forced to support Siri Remote


Dreamweaver: Reppa's no rappa though.

From Tokyo Game Show: Banana


Dreamweaver: I, too, have always wanted to be a penis wrapped in a yellow condom.

From Get in on the Dark Souls III beta


Dreamweaver: Dammit, I was never good at taking tests!

From CONFIRMED: Star Ocean 5 lady wears clothes


Dreamweaver: But how would that satisfy my "cum on clothes" fetish?


From Jimmy Kimmel and some oversensitive gamers


Dreamweaver: I doubt spotting Matt Damon in real life would be as cool as this.

From That Metal Gear Solid V Quiet bug has finally been patched


Dreamweaver: Amen.

From I'm not excited for Homefront: The Revolution anymore


Dreamweaver: Very carefully.

From World of Final Fantasy looks chibi as f*ck


Dreamweaver: Wait, before we jump to conclusions, do we know for sure she's not a man? I volunteer to check!

From So long Relativity, hello Manifold Garden


Dreamweaver: It's like everyone's looking at a hot lady and are wondering if they'd bang her.

From Review: Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows


Dreamweaver: Boners activated.

From Metal Gear Online TGS footage breaks down modes, characters, classes


Dreamweaver: Just one of the many mysteries of life.

From I played Criminal Girls 2 and wasn't sexually aroused at all


Dreamweaver: I'd love to see that on the back of the box.

Alright, well that's it for this week's edition! Did you like it?

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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