Who is doing this?
Such a lust for comments...
Hello there, my friends. Welcome back to Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly. This is the number one community showcase on the block, and it's all because it features lovely comments said by community members such as yourselves (with amazing commentary for me. That's... why you're here, right?) So, whether you've been away or simply missed out since so much has happened during Tokyo Game Show, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: With nothing in its path, a penis can shoot semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
LOL: That's longer than my penis!
WUT?: You'll just have to guess how much longer. :3
Did you miss last week's edition, which happened BEFORE my lovely transformation? Then you should take a look to the past; I hear the old me is quite... kawaii.
Dreamweaver: I'm not, either. :(
Dreamweaver: Great, now someone else figured out the secret code phrase.
Dreamweaver: Because you touch yourself at night.
Dreamweaver: Truly, we are masters of our fields.
Which are also called "genitals."
Dreamweaver: Seriously, what a waste of discs. :/
Dreamweaver: Wouldn't cutting corners just lead to more corners?
Dreamweaver: He's still alive, by the way. Everyone just assumes he's dead.
Dreamweaver: He really did say that in that exact way. In perfect English, too.
Dreamweaver: But bugs are an excellent source of protein!
Dreamweaver: Which is why porn VR will fail.
Dreamweaver: But then how will we tell them apart?
Dreamweaver: He's talking about the puppet.
Dreamweaver: I bet the sex's wild though.
Dreamweaver: Did you look hard enough?
Dreamweaver: Damn, (Han)SON!
Dreamweaver: He's aiming for his crotch.
Dreamweaver: My actual penis size.
From Review: Dropsy
Dreamweaver: Yep, that it is.
Dreamweaver: ...I will never understand why Santa had to die. :(
Dreamweaver: Chris Carter will be, at least.
Dreamweaver: Reppa's no rappa though.
Dreamweaver: I, too, have always wanted to be a penis wrapped in a yellow condom.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, I was never good at taking tests!
Dreamweaver: But how would that satisfy my "cum on clothes" fetish?
Dreamweaver: I doubt spotting Matt Damon in real life would be as cool as this.
Dreamweaver: Very carefully.
Dreamweaver: Wait, before we jump to conclusions, do we know for sure she's not a man? I volunteer to check!
Dreamweaver: It's like everyone's looking at a hot lady and are wondering if they'd bang her.
Dreamweaver: Boners activated.
Dreamweaver: Just one of the many mysteries of life.
Dreamweaver: I'd love to see that on the back of the box.
Alright, well that's it for this week's edition! Did you like it?