Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Whether you've been stressed out by what's going on or not, why don't we all take a load off, cum together, then clean up the mess with our tongues? Comments of the Week is the place to have your comments showcased in front of the community for everyone to enjoy, so if you've been out and about or just need a reminder of the wacky stuff you kids say, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: sushi pieces are meant to be eaten in one bite.
LOL: so just like my dick, right?
WUT?: wait, no, PLEASE DON'T BITE DOWN!
Oh dear, did you really lap up the cum with your tongue, but you don't know what to do with it? Well, why don't we let last week's Comments of the Week answer that?
Dreamweaver: When in doubt, blame Steven!
Dreamweaver: Konami still gets some of the profits from the people buying the game. :(
Dreamweaver: Now you get to worry about having your legs broken!
Dreamweaver: He said, she said, they said, I heard.
Dreamweaver: Fedora? I hardly know her!
Dreamweaver: And it comes with other games!
Dreamweaver: I'm not a woman, but you can treat me like one for $73.64!
Dreamweaver: Every parent must now do this. Who wants to get started with me?
Dreamweaver: We need to appreciate the hidden gems so they can be not-so-hidden!
Dreamweaver: Ream-weaver, at your service. :3
Dreamweaver: I say this to crickets, too!
Dreamweaver: Gotta be in it to win it.
Dreamweaver: Poke it with what, though? Her fist? Because I'd pay to see that!
Dreamweaver: ...Well, that was awkwardly hilarious.
Dreamweaver: To be honest, I didn't get Perro's joke. Guess you could say I was in
Dreamweaver: Vicks for the hicks!
Dreamweaver: Moms are the funniest things to make fun of!
Dreamweaver: Also the tagline for a dildo sitting contest!
Dreamweaver: He knows it's not.
Dreamweaver: Oh you.
Dreamweaver: Snitches don't get snatches.
Dreamweaver: I just realized "TheLimoMaker" could totally mean someone with long penis that girls go for a ride.
Dreamweaver: Oh boy, this means her vagina is going feel like a cave to my penis!
Dreamweaver: ...Women Masturbate Daily? I'd like to be on that watchlist myself.
Dreamweaver: Whoever's last words were "worth it."
Dreamweaver: Life's funny like that.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, will there be no end to his tyranny!?
Dreamweaver: Wait, is it?
Dreamweaver: YOU BLEW IT!
Dreamweaver: I know someone who's cumming at the thought of that...
Dreamweaver: The end.
Dreamweaver: How eloquently spoken.
Well, you can't get any better than seeing Matt Damon, so we'll end things here. As always, I hope you enjoyed this edition, and let me know which comments are your favorite down below!