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Comments of the Week - Let's all gather 'round!



Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Whether you've been stressed out by what's going on or not, why don't we all take a load off, cum together, then clean up the mess with our tongues? Comments of the Week is the place to have your comments showcased in front of the community for everyone to enjoy, so if you've been out and about or just need a reminder of the wacky stuff you kids say, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: sushi pieces are meant to be eaten in one bite.

LOL: so just like my dick, right?


Oh dear, did you really lap up the cum with your tongue, but you don't know what to do with it? Well, why don't we let last week's Comments of the Week answer that?


From Introducing Lump.co, our new image search engine


Dreamweaver: When in doubt, blame Steven!

From Metal Gear Solid 1-3's composer might know why Kojima and Konami have split up


Dreamweaver: Konami still gets some of the profits from the people buying the game. :(

From The Witcher 3 is adding New Game+


Dreamweaver: Now you get to worry about having your legs broken!

From Super Mario Maker wants to ensure you remember classic Mario levels


Dreamweaver: He said, she said, they said, I heard.

From Manufacturer of Fallout 4's Pip-Boy accessory cannot make any more


Dreamweaver: Fedora? I hardly know her!

From Senran Kagura Estival Versus coming to Europe Early 2016


Dreamweaver: Amen.

From What's this paying for premium Solitaire malarkey, Windows 10?


Dreamweaver: And it comes with other games!

From Sony sold more PS4s than Xbox One and 360 combined last quarter


Dreamweaver: I'm not a woman, but you can treat me like one for $73.64!

From Sony Computer Entertainment UK's boss Fergal Gara resigns


Dreamweaver: Every parent must now do this. Who wants to get started with me?

From Sony is going to let us vote on PS Plus games


Dreamweaver: We need to appreciate the hidden gems so they can be not-so-hidden!


From Review: King's Quest: A Knight To Remember


Dreamweaver: Ream-weaver, at your service. :3

From Not even StarCraft II is safe from Rocket League


Dreamweaver: I say this to crickets, too!

From UFC fighter Ronda Rousey will kick your ass at Pokemon


Dreamweaver: Gotta be in it to win it.


Dreamweaver: Poke it with what, though? Her fist? Because I'd pay to see that!

From These N64 spine labels look like a godsend


Dreamweaver: ...Well, that was awkwardly hilarious.


Dreamweaver: To be honest, I didn't get Perro's joke. Guess you could say I was in


From Four years later, Disaster Report 4 lives


Dreamweaver: Vicks for the hicks!

From Legend of Zelda Wii U not listed for 2016 on Nintendo financials


Dreamweaver: Moms are the funniest things to make fun of!

From Lara Croft leads a light August in PlayStation Plus freebies


Dreamweaver: Also the tagline for a dildo sitting contest!

From King K. Rool headed to Smash Bros. as a costume


Dreamweaver: He knows it's not.


From Team17 is publishing Yooka-Laylee


Dreamweaver: Oh you.

From ZombiU hits PC, PS4, and Xbox One next month


Dreamweaver: Snitches don't get snatches.

From Rocket League does DLC right


Dreamweaver: I just realized "TheLimoMaker" could totally mean someone with long penis that girls go for a ride.

From Rare was going to make Velvet Dark, a sister title to the N64 Perfect Dark


Dreamweaver: Oh boy, this means her vagina is going feel like a cave to my penis!

From Team17 is busy: Two new Worms games announced


Dreamweaver: ...Women Masturbate Daily? I'd like to be on that watchlist myself.

From Live action Rocket League game ends in tragedy (Fauxclusive)


Dreamweaver: Whoever's last words were "worth it."


From Pixels bombs at the box office, surprising no one


Dreamweaver: Life's funny like that.

From Risk Legacy designer working on new civilization-themed legacy game


Dreamweaver: Dammit, will there be no end to his tyranny!?

From Nintendo has sold 10 million Wii U consoles


Dreamweaver: Wait, is it?


Dreamweaver: YOU BLEW IT!

From There is no Game is a captivating, uh, not-game


Dreamweaver: I know someone who's cumming at the thought of that...

From The NES just got a brand new competitive shooter


Dreamweaver: The end.

From Get your balls ready for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3


Dreamweaver: How eloquently spoken.

Well, you can't get any better than seeing Matt Damon, so we'll end things here. As always, I hope you enjoyed this edition, and let me know which comments are your favorite down below!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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