Welcome back to Comments of the Week. As you may already be aware, this is the series that showcases the wonderful things that the community has said over the week, all compiled in one convenient location for your viewing! So whether you were busy this week and missed out, or want to relive some of the wackier moments, you can check them all out below. As always, comments are placed into these three categories:
TRUTH: Ferrero Rocher are the best confections ever.
LOL: They're like crunchy scrotums dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.
WUT?: Not that I ever had scrotums before.
In case you didn't get to see the last Comments of the Week, you can certainly follow this link to travel back in time to see it. I have invented time travel, y'all: bow to my greatness!
Dreamweaver: Yeah, the fact that they can make great art on a Wii U Gamepad just shows how much better they are than me. Jerks.
Dreamweaver: It's for your own good.
Dreamweaver: I wouldn't know: the only hot girl who has been in my bed was my mom. I'll leave the "boring in bed" part to your imagination.
Dreamweaver: Same here. If Konami really did make a port, I'm going to have some serious deja vu.
Dreamweaver: You deserve a medal!
Also, true story: I have two versions of that "Article clip" because I didn't know which hot girl I wanted to choose, so here's the other.
Why did I feel the need to include an image at all? Because they are FINE.
Dreamweaver: I swear, if this announcement of an announcement ends up being another announcement, I'mma smack 2K.
Dreamweaver: Who wouldn't!?
Dreamweaver: Well, of course there's other countries other than America: we gotta invade someone!
Dreamweaver: That's what makes them waifus!
Dreamweaver: But does it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Dreamweaver: Coup believe you said that.
Dreamweaver: Dildos are family-sanctioned fun! It's not like it's REAL penis!
Dreamweaver: Not today, Isay Isay!
Dreamweaver: If you got a boner from PornHub at the same time they put the toddler on-stage, that's gonna make things awkward.
Dreamweaver: You should be their PR department!
Dreamweaver: Oh, I got a Big Ben for Elizabeth Tower, alright...
Dreamweaver: They believe "imersion > gameplay"?
Dreamweaver: Mine's more of a pea shooter...
Dreamweaver: I'm picking whichever has the better sex scenes.
Dreamweaver: Nailed it.
Dreamweaver: That would've been even funnier.
Dreamweaver: I always knew Iwata got da bitches.
Dreamweaver: Guess E3 won't be getting gay in there.
Dreamweaver: ...HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
Dreamweaver: I read this with the most deadpan voices ever.
Dreamweaver: Yes, I'm plugging myself, and I feel no shame!
Dreamweaver: Any game that lets me punch things in the dick is a game worth playing.
Dreamweaver: Funny, I usually log in to get my log off, if you know what I mean. :3
Dreamweaver: I'm horny enough to suck some burritos.
Dreamweaver: I honestly had to a double-take at the title as well.
Dreamweaver: So either way, you'll be playing Don't Starve!
Dreamweaver: I'm just happy I didn't get banned!
Dreamweaver: He secretly wanted a cat all his life.
Dreamweaver: Masturbation of Honor: Airborne
Dreamweaver: What about the females?
Dreamweaver: Now I know why they call it a "pump-kin."
Dreamweaver: That was like the end of Sopranos, only better.
Dreamweaver: I can't even process that.
Dreamweaver: Seriously, I'mma need an answer, they're decaying rather quickly.
Dreamweaver: You got "Mother of God" porn!?
Dreamweaver: A porn video spoke to me once. It said very nice things to me.
Dreamweaver: ...We meet again, my evil soap opera twin.
Welp, that's it!
Hey guys, that was a really fun edition of Comments of the Week! If you want to show your appreciation, then how about you do a little favor for me? No no, it doesn't involve unzipping pants. Well, that's not quite true.
This is the Queen of the Reef. She's from the videogame Destiny, which means the vast majority of you haven't seen her. Apparently, the many porn sites I go to don't seem to have many pictures of her either (yet they strangely have a gender-bendered Eris Morn with deliciously thick curves), as I only managed to find a couple myself.
However, I'm just one person, and as the above Comments of the Week proves, many of you are unashamed perverts, and I want to use that to my advantage. If you happen to see porn of this chick, please don't hesitate to send links and images my way. Again, I would totally appreciate it!