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Comments of the Week - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

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Welcome back to Comments of the Week. As you may already be aware, this is the series that showcases the wonderful things that the community has said over the week, all compiled in one convenient location for your viewing! So whether you were busy this week and missed out, or want to relive some of the wackier moments, you can check them all out below. As always, comments are placed into these three categories:

TRUTH: Ferrero Rocher are the best confections ever.

LOL: They're like crunchy scrotums dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.

WUT?: Not that I ever had scrotums before.

In case you didn't get to see the last Comments of the Week, you can certainly follow this link to travel back in time to see it. I have invented time travel, y'all: bow to my greatness!

From Miiverse art shows up as graffiti in Splatoon


Dreamweaver: Yeah, the fact that they can make great art on a Wii U Gamepad just shows how much better they are than me. Jerks.

Dreamweaver: It's for your own good.

From Destiny: House of Wolves will launch at 10AM PST tomorrow


Dreamweaver: I wouldn't know: the only hot girl who has been in my bed was my mom. I'll leave the "boring in bed" part to your imagination.

From Konami proves mobile is the future of gaming with Metal Gear Solid V iOS port


Dreamweaver: Same here. If Konami really did make a port, I'm going to have some serious deja vu.

From The Witcher 3's day-one patch isn't all that massive


Dreamweaver: You deserve a medal!

Also, true story: I have two versions of that "Article clip" because I didn't know which hot girl I wanted to choose, so here's the other.

Why did I feel the need to include an image at all? Because they are FINE.

From Take-Two announces new 2K AAA project


Dreamweaver: I swear, if this announcement of an announcement ends up being another announcement, I'mma smack 2K.

Dreamweaver: Who wouldn't!?

From Nintendo reveals more information for their World Championships 2015 tourney



Dreamweaver: Well, of course there's other countries other than America: we gotta invade someone!

From Fire Emblem If changes up series-staple weapon triangle


Dreamweaver: That's what makes them waifus!

From Bowser leaves EA, joins Nintendo as Vice President of Sales


Dreamweaver: But does it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Dreamweaver: Coup believe you said that.

From Capcom seemingly doesn't understand memes


Dreamweaver: BURN!

Dreamweaver: Dildos are family-sanctioned fun! It's not like it's REAL penis!

From Here are some closeup shots of the Inkling Boy Splatoon amiibo



Dreamweaver: Not today, Isay Isay!

From Experience E3 2015 with PlayStation


Dreamweaver: If you got a boner from PornHub at the same time they put the toddler on-stage, that's gonna make things awkward.

From First historical inaccuracies spotted in Assassin's Creed: Syndicate


Dreamweaver: You should be their PR department!

Dreamweaver: Oh, I got a Big Ben for Elizabeth Tower, alright...

Dreamweaver: They believe "imersion > gameplay"?

From Target's throwing in a squirt gun with Splatoon


Dreamweaver: Mine's more of a pea shooter...

From Maybe you shouldn't download that Witcher 3 patch on Xbox One


Dreamweaver: I'm picking whichever has the better sex scenes.

From Doom 4 used to look nothing like Doom


Dreamweaver: Nailed it.

From Minecraft player trolled by Mojang over username


Dreamweaver: That would've been even funnier.

Dreamweaver: NoYouDon't.

From Nintendo president Satoru Iwata will not attend E3 again this year


Dreamweaver: I always knew Iwata got da bitches.

Dreamweaver: Guess E3 won't be getting gay in there.

From HD remakes from Capcom will now be a 'key business activity'


Dreamweaver: ...HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

From Re-re-release: Final Fantasy X/X-2 PS4 tops Japan sales


Dreamweaver: I read this with the most deadpan voices ever.

From The false advertising of Mortal Kombat's Kombat Pack


Dreamweaver: Yes, I'm plugging myself, and I feel no shame!

From Sony boss confirms Bloodborne expansion, more info late this year


Dreamweaver: Any game that lets me punch things in the dick is a game worth playing.


Dreamweaver: Funny, I usually log in to get my log off, if you know what I mean. :3

From The cell phone in this year's Tokyo Game Show promo art seems very intentional


Dreamweaver: I'm horny enough to suck some burritos.

From If you buy Don't Starve on Wii U soon, you'll get a free gift copy


Dreamweaver: I honestly had to a double-take at the title as well.

Dreamweaver: So either way, you'll be playing Don't Starve!

From Hey, Dtoid! Here's 5 (More) Things about me! (NSFW)


Dreamweaver: I'm just happy I didn't get banned!

From What if Twitter was a Real Life Party? Video games and violence

Dreamweaver: He secretly wanted a cat all his life.

Dreamweaver: Masturbation of Honor: Airborne

From First look at Warcraft film features beefcake orc nipples


Dreamweaver: What about the females?

From God of War III's Hades fight in 1080p, 60fps on PS4


Dreamweaver: Now I know why they call it a "pump-kin."

From Squid Now - A Splatoon avant-garde art film



Dreamweaver: That was like the end of Sopranos, only better.

From Bloxels is a tactile tool for building video games


Dreamweaver: I can't even process that.

From Live-action Rock Band 4 trailer looking for bodies


Dreamweaver: Seriously, I'mma need an answer, they're decaying rather quickly.

From Nintendo is dumping the basic Wii U set in Japan


Dreamweaver: You got "Mother of God" porn!?

Dreamweaver: A porn video spoke to me once. It said very nice things to me.

Dreamweaver: ...

From Review: Destiny: House of Wolves



Dreamweaver: ...We meet again, my evil soap opera twin.

Welp, that's it!

Hey guys, that was a really fun edition of Comments of the Week! If you want to show your appreciation, then how about you do a little favor for me? No no, it doesn't involve unzipping pants. Well, that's not quite true.

This is the Queen of the Reef. She's from the videogame Destiny, which means the vast majority of you haven't seen her. Apparently, the many porn sites I go to don't seem to have many pictures of her either (yet they strangely have a gender-bendered Eris Morn with deliciously thick curves), as I only managed to find a couple myself.

However, I'm just one person, and as the above Comments of the Week proves, many of you are unashamed perverts, and I want to use that to my advantage. If you happen to see porn of this chick, please don't hesitate to send links and images my way. Again, I would totally appreciate it!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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