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Comments of the Week - Keep crushing my weiners



Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a community showcase where the best of the best comments -- because I'm seemingly everywhere, you know -- are compiled into one convenient location for all you folks to fap at! So whether you missed out because you "have a life," or you need a reminder of all the crazy happenings that happen down here, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: April Showers bring May Flowers.

LOL: Now that's my idea of a threesome.

WUT?: I wonder if any other month sounds like a porn star's name.

Did you miss last week's edition, with the weird soap opera featuring sex, bots, and breakups? Well, better fap to that while you still can, you damn youngsters with your rock hard erections.


From Splatoon player finds a way to play as an Octoling


Dreamweaver: ...Kyle's over 12? <3

From Metal Gear Solid V 1080p PS4, 900p Xbox One and PC system requirements


Dreamweaver: It needs to drink more cranberry juice.

From Fallout fallout: 'Very long time' until Skyrim sequel


Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Asterion.

From It only took 112 tries to beat Dark Souls' hardest boss with voice commands


Dreamweaver: So... like any other law firm?

From Her Story has sold over 100,000 in the past month


Dreamweaver: Does it end with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?

From Konami is killing PES 2014 servers in November


Dreamweaver: They lived long enough to become the villain.

From The Humble Namco Bundle bonus games are, uh, yeah


Dreamweaver: That also brought a smile to my face.

From Final Fantasy vets, Scottish studio making a RPG


Dreamweaver: ...I think I found a new fetish.

From Funcom's in a bad way after poor Lego MMO performance


Dreamweaver: Which is why they have the opposite of a profit.

From http://www.destructoid.com/this-handcrafted-dark-souls-astora-elite-knight-armor-is-amazing-304821.phtml


Dreamweaver: Can't wait for the Dark Souls BDSM porn.


Dreamweaver: Only Souls players will get how true that is!

From Welp, Twitch is playing Dark Souls


Dreamweaver: Are they STILL in the opening area?


From Fire Emblem Fates might get one bundled package in the west


Dreamweaver: I got a sweet staff myself. :3

From Tiny Avengers aspires to be an official Marvel product


Dreamweaver: He wants to be the condom.

From Legitimate videos DMCA'd off Vimeo by Pixels movie copyright enforcers


Dreamweaver: Now you see him, now you don't.

From ESL introduces random drug testing for their eSports tournaments


Dreamweaver: I can't get on my bike either, and I don't do drugs!

From Fallout 4 gameplay leaks via porn site


Dreamweaver: Tits do not feel like "forever," they feel like heaven. Unless they're fake.



From Skyrim's Daedric axe is even more badass in real life


Dreamweaver: But he knees that face!

From Super Meat Boy's designer will let us get Fingered for cheap on August 18


Dreamweaver: I love it when the avatars match the comment.

From Dr. Mario looks like the next exclusive amiibo


Dreamweaver: I hope he has plenty of lube.

From EA on Star Wars Battlefront: Most people would've skipped single-player


Dreamweaver: What if Gaj IS his dad?

From I used to love Konami


Dreamweaver: That's a scary ass Pokemon.


From Quick Posts are such a good idea!


Dreamweaver: Just whistle while you work it.

From I somehow have the ability to give 34 faps.


Dreamweaver: He acquired them from the same people in that order.

From Bandai Namco might be localizing Tales of Link


Dreamweaver: I was hoping for sausages.

From I'm fucking Matt Damon


Dreamweaver: I'm not :(


Dreamweaver: Will the real Matt Damon please stand up?

From Criminal Girls 2 gets a real trailer, don't watch it at work


Dreamweaver: Seem legit.

From Pro tip: You can sprint in Everybody's Gone to the Rapture


Dreamweaver: Why do we let them speak English again?


Dreamweaver: Is this a new Dtoid religion?

From Unmasked, these Mortal Kombat X characters are goofy as hell


Dreamweaver: Can't tell if I'm hungry or horny.

From Team Fortress 2 also Am Bread, too


Dreamweaver: That's what I say when I take Viagra.

From Report unearths more info for canceled Rayman 4


Dreamweaver: The best kind of sex.

From Which video games did you grow up with?


Dreamweaver: ...

Well, that's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this week's edition, and be sure to let people know if there's any comments that I've missed, and what comments did you enjoy. My personal favorite either has to be the last chain of comments (Corduroy Turtle's) or the one involving TooManyPossum's freaky ass rat.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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