Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a community showcase where the best of the best comments -- because I'm seemingly everywhere, you know -- are compiled into one convenient location for all you folks to fap at! So whether you missed out because you "have a life," or you need a reminder of all the crazy happenings that happen down here, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: April Showers bring May Flowers.
LOL: Now that's my idea of a threesome.
WUT?: I wonder if any other month sounds like a porn star's name.
Did you miss last week's edition, with the weird soap opera featuring sex, bots, and breakups? Well, better fap to that while you still can, you damn youngsters with your rock hard erections.
Dreamweaver: ...Kyle's over 12? <3
Dreamweaver: It needs to drink more cranberry juice.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Asterion.
Dreamweaver: So... like any other law firm?
Dreamweaver: Does it end with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?
Dreamweaver: They lived long enough to become the villain.
Dreamweaver: That also brought a smile to my face.
Dreamweaver: ...I think I found a new fetish.
Dreamweaver: Which is why they have the opposite of a profit.
Dreamweaver: Can't wait for the Dark Souls BDSM porn.
Dreamweaver: Only Souls players will get how true that is!
Dreamweaver: Are they STILL in the opening area?
Dreamweaver: I got a sweet staff myself. :3
Dreamweaver: He wants to be the condom.
Dreamweaver: Now you see him, now you don't.
Dreamweaver: I can't get on my bike either, and I don't do drugs!
Dreamweaver: Tits do not feel like "forever," they feel like heaven. Unless they're fake.
Dreamweaver: WHERE IS THAT HAND GOING!?
Dreamweaver: But he knees that face!
Dreamweaver: I love it when the avatars match the comment.
Dreamweaver: I hope he has plenty of lube.
Dreamweaver: What if Gaj IS his dad?
Dreamweaver: That's a scary ass Pokemon.
Dreamweaver: Just whistle while you work it.
Dreamweaver: He acquired them from the same people in that order.
Dreamweaver: I was hoping for sausages.
Dreamweaver: I'm not :(
Dreamweaver: Will the real Matt Damon please stand up?
Dreamweaver: Seem legit.
Dreamweaver: Why do we let them speak English again?
Dreamweaver: Is this a new Dtoid religion?
Dreamweaver: Can't tell if I'm hungry or horny.
Dreamweaver: That's what I say when I take Viagra.
Dreamweaver: The best kind of sex.
Well, that's all for now! I hope you enjoyed this week's edition, and be sure to let people know if there's any comments that I've missed, and what comments did you enjoy. My personal favorite either has to be the last chain of comments (Corduroy Turtle's) or the one involving TooManyPossum's freaky ass rat.