Comments of the Week - Just can't live without you

Welcome back to another edition of Comments of the Week! As you may know, Comments of the Week is a series where I, your host Dreamweaver, will select the best comments to showcase to others whether it's something funny, random, or questionable! This community spotlight is here to not only give people a first or second chance at 15 minutes of fame, but to also provide people who might have been busy this week to see what went down. As always, these comments will be sorted by three categories:

TRUTH: I'm right behind you!

LOL: Nah, man, I just be kiddin'.

WUT?: ...OR AM I?

In case you missed last week's edition, you can follow the link here. While I'm following you.

From Borderlands: Claptastic Voyage screenshots, we got 'em

Dreamweaver: Am I sympathizing with Kim Jong-Il!?

From MusicGlove helps stroke victims recover by playing Guitar Hero-styled game

Dreamweaver: For the people who need to do it but don't have people to do it for them.

From Review: Grey Goo

Dreamweaver: It tastes even worse.

From Dead or Alive 5 PC missing features

Dreamweaver: They're hoping the boobs will distract us!

From Metal Gear movie gets new screenwriter

Dreamweaver: May sell less tickets, but the theatre's gonna make a killing off concessions.

From There will be a Nintendo Direct tommorow

Dreamweaver: Be honest: how many of you thought it was Hitler?

From You don't know what you got 'til its gone

Dreamweaver: They told me I can't go Home again. I told them I never did.

From PlayStation Home is dead

Dreamweaver: Dude also looks like he's hovering over the couch. Ghost confirmed.

From Good God why: Jigglypuff a US Target exclusive

Dreamweaver: Why so angry?

From Badass with cerebral palsy beats Destiny's Crota with his feet

Dreamweaver: Is that why Billy's so chilly?

Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.

From First Apple Watch game approved

Dreamweaver: If only Eve was allergic to apples...

From Can't find anyone for co-op in Bloodborne? Try resetting the game

Dreamweaver: Did you say "lolnope" and slid down the ladder?

From Yoshi is trying to seduce me

Dreamweaver: That Charizard's always chasing tail because his is on fire.

From Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China gives the series a fresh perspective

Dreamweaver: I put a lot of work into female characters that caused me bankruptcy too!

From Review: Evolve: The Hunt Evolves Update

Dreamweaver: She can't talk with her mouth full!

From This isn't 'goodbye', it's 'smell ya later'

Dreamweaver: Basements teens are so overrated.

Dreamweaver: "Lots of lube" is never a terrible mistake.

From 800 Slowpokes escape secret Japanese research lab

Dreamweaver: Then the world is doomed. In, like, 500 years when they actually do something.

Dreamweaver: Neither could I!

Dreamweaver: You can walk but you can't walk forever!

From Star Fox in the Hanna Barbera style just looks right

Dreamweaver: Now I can't get the theme out of my head!

Dreamweaver: It really does.

From Amazon's giving away Bloodborne with new PS4s

Dreamweaver: Why use a fence at all? Have you not seen a Edgar Wright movie?

From Smooth Operator: Rainbow Six Siege lets you destroy suburbia your way

Dreamweaver: That taser probably helped the granny more than it hurt.

Dreamweaver: Then what is his final!?

From Pro gamers wear giant cotton onesies

Dreamweaver: They're professional asses!

Dreamweaver: ...Ew.

Dreamweaver: I've never seen anyone so passionate about Winne the Pooh onesies!

From Review: Story of Seasons

Dreamweaver: That dog will haunt my nightmares!

From Bloodborne beaten in under 40 minutes

Dreamweaver: WHAT? I'd go crazy just TRYING to resist that long!

From Club Nintendo posts Platinum and Gold rewards

Dreamweaver: But the vowels are the best part!

From Why Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem is light on the SMT, Fire Emblem

Dreamweaver: ...Can't it be both?

From The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III will arrive on Steam this May

Dreamweaver: Whether I do it or not, my shower length is still roughly the same.

From Mortal Kombat X will have rotating free DLC characters, like League of Legends

Dreamweaver: More like blue balls.

From Oh good, there's a PC demo for Titan Souls

Dreamweaver: He never did answer that question.

From Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate's April DLC includes 14 quests, Sonic Palico skin

Dreamweaver: ...I just get directed to gay porn sites.

From Stick Shift let me jerk off a car

Dreamweaver: So this is what they mean by car porn.

From New Tropes vs Women series Positive Female Character debuts

Dreamweaver: Kim Jong-Il... wins? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA?

And that wraps up this edition of Comments of the Week! As always, I hoped you enjoyed this, had a laugh or few, and I hope to see you guys again! Stay who you are, Destructoid: there's no one else I'd want you to be. Except maybe my sexy sister.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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