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Comments of the Week - Just can't live without you


Welcome back to another edition of Comments of the Week! As you may know, Comments of the Week is a series where I, your host Dreamweaver, will select the best comments to showcase to others whether it's something funny, random, or questionable! This community spotlight is here to not only give people a first or second chance at 15 minutes of fame, but to also provide people who might have been busy this week to see what went down. As always, these comments will be sorted by three categories:

TRUTH: I'm right behind you!

LOL: Nah, man, I just be kiddin'.

WUT?: ...OR AM I?

In case you missed last week's edition, you can follow the link here. While I'm following you.

From Borderlands: Claptastic Voyage screenshots, we got 'em

Dreamweaver: Am I sympathizing with Kim Jong-Il!?

From MusicGlove helps stroke victims recover by playing Guitar Hero-styled game

Dreamweaver: For the people who need to do it but don't have people to do it for them.

From Review: Grey Goo

Dreamweaver: It tastes even worse.

From Dead or Alive 5 PC missing features

Dreamweaver: They're hoping the boobs will distract us!

From Metal Gear movie gets new screenwriter

Dreamweaver: May sell less tickets, but the theatre's gonna make a killing off concessions.

From There will be a Nintendo Direct tommorow

Dreamweaver: Be honest: how many of you thought it was Hitler?

From You don't know what you got 'til its gone

Dreamweaver: They told me I can't go Home again. I told them I never did.

From PlayStation Home is dead

Dreamweaver: Dude also looks like he's hovering over the couch. Ghost confirmed.

From Good God why: Jigglypuff a US Target exclusive

Dreamweaver: Why so angry?

From Badass with cerebral palsy beats Destiny's Crota with his feet

Dreamweaver: Is that why Billy's so chilly?

Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.

From First Apple Watch game approved

Dreamweaver: If only Eve was allergic to apples...

From Can't find anyone for co-op in Bloodborne? Try resetting the game

Dreamweaver: Did you say "lolnope" and slid down the ladder?

From Yoshi is trying to seduce me

Dreamweaver: That Charizard's always chasing tail because his is on fire.

From Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China gives the series a fresh perspective

Dreamweaver: I put a lot of work into female characters that caused me bankruptcy too!

From Review: Evolve: The Hunt Evolves Update

Dreamweaver: She can't talk with her mouth full!

From This isn't 'goodbye', it's 'smell ya later'

Dreamweaver: Basements teens are so overrated.

Dreamweaver: "Lots of lube" is never a terrible mistake.

From 800 Slowpokes escape secret Japanese research lab

Dreamweaver: Then the world is doomed. In, like, 500 years when they actually do something.

Dreamweaver: Neither could I!

Dreamweaver: You can walk but you can't walk forever!

From Star Fox in the Hanna Barbera style just looks right

Dreamweaver: Now I can't get the theme out of my head!

Dreamweaver: It really does.

From Amazon's giving away Bloodborne with new PS4s

Dreamweaver: Why use a fence at all? Have you not seen a Edgar Wright movie?

From Smooth Operator: Rainbow Six Siege lets you destroy suburbia your way

Dreamweaver: That taser probably helped the granny more than it hurt.

Dreamweaver: Then what is his final!?

From Pro gamers wear giant cotton onesies

Dreamweaver: They're professional asses!

Dreamweaver: ...Ew.

Dreamweaver: I've never seen anyone so passionate about Winne the Pooh onesies!

From Review: Story of Seasons

Dreamweaver: That dog will haunt my nightmares!

From Bloodborne beaten in under 40 minutes

Dreamweaver: WHAT? I'd go crazy just TRYING to resist that long!

From Club Nintendo posts Platinum and Gold rewards

Dreamweaver: But the vowels are the best part!

From Why Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem is light on the SMT, Fire Emblem

Dreamweaver: ...Can't it be both?

From The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III will arrive on Steam this May

Dreamweaver: Whether I do it or not, my shower length is still roughly the same.

From Mortal Kombat X will have rotating free DLC characters, like League of Legends

Dreamweaver: More like blue balls.

From Oh good, there's a PC demo for Titan Souls

Dreamweaver: He never did answer that question.

From Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate's April DLC includes 14 quests, Sonic Palico skin

Dreamweaver: ...I just get directed to gay porn sites.

From Stick Shift let me jerk off a car

Dreamweaver: So this is what they mean by car porn.

From New Tropes vs Women series Positive Female Character debuts

Dreamweaver: Kim Jong-Il... wins? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA?

And that wraps up this edition of Comments of the Week! As always, I hoped you enjoyed this, had a laugh or few, and I hope to see you guys again! Stay who you are, Destructoid: there's no one else I'd want you to be. Except maybe my sexy sister.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

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If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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