Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, my friends! It's time to get down and awfully dirty with some of the latest gossip that you fine Dtoid folks had to say these past seven days. So whether you're out of the loop, or simply want to remember what's happening, then you've come to the right place. As always, comments are placed into three categories that'll have your toes curl:
TRUTH: it's illegal in Kentucky to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
LOL: is that a waffle cone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
WUT?: I hope that's vanilla ice cream leaking out.
Have you checked out last week's edition? It was a lot of work, but I did it so our country could win.
Dreamweaver: And that's the truth!
Dreamweaver: Yet "Hips don't lie" will forever echo in our ears...
Dreamweaver: Ooh... REQ'ED!
Dreamweaver: I mean, it doesn't have Norman Reedus, but I'll take it!
Dreamweaver: What if they were secretly robots?
Dreamweaver: So that's why I pee out of my feet...
Dreamweaver: Just like periods!
Dreamweaver: I'm not sure of anything!
Dreamweaver: Give it a second.
Dreamweaver: A video can't be sarcastic, so his analysis checks out.
Dreamweaver: You mean I can learn how to be metroid_fetish? My dream's almost complete!
Dreamweaver: I can vouch his theory.
Dreamweaver: That's right, we got so much democracy it explodes! That's our secret to nukes!
Dreamweaver: Just like all Finnish people.
Dreamweaver: Finally, his senpai will notice him.
Dreamweaver: Oh, they're good. REAL good.
Dreamweaver: That's why we elected him President.
Dreamweaver: Truth be told, I actually didn't get the second pun until the tenth time I read it. :/
Dreamweaver: Only until the machines take it away.
Dreamweaver: Something tells me if I was a girl, I'd do anal.
Dreamweaver: But for a completely unrelated reason.
Dreamweaver: Yes... "Steven Hansen..."
Dreamweaver: All is going according to plan...
Dreamweaver: That was the last time we ever saw him.
Dreamweaver: We need a pussy cat to eat up all the goo!
Dreamweaver: In a couple of minutes, his penis is going to leak liquids as well!
Dreamweaver: I think I saw that over Cleopatra's tomb!
Dreamweaver: I call dibs on the big toe!
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
No, wait, that's actually pretty normal for him.
Dreamweaver: That's his secret recipe for meatloaf.
Dreamweaver: This also baffles me.
Dreamweaver: Schrodinger's Sutherland
Dreamweaver: I used to have blue balls but then they turned white.
Dreamweaver: I do. I do want to find out.
Dreamweaver: THEN WHAT IS THE NUMBER?
Dreamweaver: I'll pretty sure I'll find evidence when I do the same thing.
Alright, that's it for this week! Remember to leave your favorite comments, whether they're featured or not, down below!