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Comments of the Week - It makes a man hideous.


Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, my friends! It's time to get down and awfully dirty with some of the latest gossip that you fine Dtoid folks had to say these past seven days. So whether you're out of the loop, or simply want to remember what's happening, then you've come to the right place. As always, comments are placed into three categories that'll have your toes curl:

TRUTH: it's illegal in Kentucky to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

LOL: is that a waffle cone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

WUT?: I hope that's vanilla ice cream leaking out.

Have you checked out last week's edition? It was a lot of work, but I did it so our country could win.


From Someone's been playing too much Metal Gear

Dreamweaver: And that's the truth!

From Shakira and Angry Birds developer teaming up for 'Love Rocks'

Dreamweaver: Yet "Hips don't lie" will forever echo in our ears...

From Halo 5 is almost out, so 343's getting busy defending microtransactions

Dreamweaver: Ooh... REQ'ED!

From Allison Road leaves Kickstarter for a publisher

Dreamweaver: I mean, it doesn't have Norman Reedus, but I'll take it!

From Black Ops III's hardest difficulty will kill you in one shot

Dreamweaver: What if they were secretly robots?

Dreamweaver: So that's why I pee out of my feet...

From Humble Bundle let go 20% of its staff

Dreamweaver: Just like periods!

From Treyarch is 'very sorry' about that Black Ops III tweet

Dreamweaver: I'm not sure of anything!

From Oh my god, the graphics in this Fallout 4 trailer are incredible

Dreamweaver: Give it a second.

Dreamweaver: A video can't be sarcastic, so his analysis checks out.

From Hello, Neighbor! is unexpectedly terrifying

Dreamweaver: You mean I can learn how to be metroid_fetish? My dream's almost complete!

From What if your garbage kid throws your Elite controller parts down a storm drain?

Dreamweaver: I can vouch his theory.


From Your tax dollars at work! Official United States Army game out of two year beta

Dreamweaver: That's right, we got so much democracy it explodes! That's our secret to nukes!

Dreamweaver: Just like all Finnish people.

From Fired Dead Island 2 devs leave Yager, start indie studio

Dreamweaver: Finally, his senpai will notice him.

From Savvy Steam Stealth Sale sneaks sonto the sinternet

Dreamweaver: Oh, they're good. REAL good.

From That's how Vader dies? Uh, badass!

Dreamweaver: That's why we elected him President.

Dreamweaver: Truth be told, I actually didn't get the second pun until the tenth time I read it. :/

From Destiny's 2.01 patch is a whopping 18GB for some

Dreamweaver: Only until the machines take it away.

From Latest Fallout 4 S.P.E.C.I.A.L. video teaches you to dodge bullets

Dreamweaver: Something tells me if I was a girl, I'd do anal.

From Watch Zelda's Symphony of the Goddesses perform on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Dreamweaver: But for a completely unrelated reason.

From Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 PS4 trailer is like slapping raw chicken breasts about

Dreamweaver: Yes... "Steven Hansen..."

Dreamweaver: All is going according to plan...

From Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus PC makeover is primed for summer 2016

Dreamweaver: That was the last time we ever saw him.

From Rise of the Tomb Raider has exploding chickens

Dreamweaver: We need a pussy cat to eat up all the goo!


From Minecraft streamer buys $4.9 million mansion near Notch's

Dreamweaver: In a couple of minutes, his penis is going to leak liquids as well!

From Ubisoft offers refunds, free games after 'deceptive marketing'

Dreamweaver: I think I saw that over Cleopatra's tomb!

From Don't expect the next Street Fighter V character reveal for a few months

Dreamweaver: I call dibs on the big toe!

From You're not listening: Pre-orders are up 24%

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

No, wait, that's actually pretty normal for him.

From Metal Gear Solid V infinity boobs: More proof women are hard to animate

Dreamweaver: That's his secret recipe for meatloaf.

Dreamweaver: This also baffles me.

From Bungie denies paid boosts for Destiny after dataminers uncover remnants

Dreamweaver: Schrodinger's Sutherland

From PSA: Yarn Yoshi amiibo go on sale on Amazon in 15 minutes

Dreamweaver: I used to have blue balls but then they turned white.

From Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam bumped up in Europe

Dreamweaver: I do. I do want to find out.

From This weekend's PSN flash sale is about survival


From Free life-sized Tomb Raider statue for your Lara Croft shrine

Dreamweaver: I'll pretty sure I'll find evidence when I do the same thing.

Alright, that's it for this week! Remember to leave your favorite comments, whether they're featured or not, down below!

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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