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Comments of the Week - iDroid edition


Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly! As you may have known from the dozens of other editions I did, this is a community showcase that features lovely comments from Dtoiders such as yourself, all in one spot for everyone else to laugh at! So whether you've been swaying in the wind, or simply want to remember the good ol' times, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: The candy Sugar Daddies were originally called Papa Suckers.

LOL: I Googled "Sugar Daddies" to see if that was true.

WUT?: Now I'll have to cut out my own eyes!

If you think that's horrifying, then perhaps you're in the mood to be scared. Why not check out last week's Trick-or-Treat edition and see if I can't spook you?


From Watch Troy Baker show off his voice acting skills

Dreamweaver: I scare small children with my voice, so I doubt I'm voiced by Troy Baker.

From Review: Poncho

Dreamweaver: Better than "adorable execution, poor concept" at least.

From What Fallout 4 might have looked like in 1984

Dreamweaver: There's not nearly enough gamebreaking glitches in that screen!

From Xenoblade Chronicles X's Best Buy pre-order bonus is...pizza?

Dreamweaver: Is there any other way to drink tap water?

From Here's a big list of 2016 video game release dates

Dreamweaver: Guess we'll never know the truth.

From Someone uncovered 10 color variations for each character in Street Fighter V

Dreamweaver: Finally, I've always wanted to sock a Troll in the face!

From Pre-order Resident Evil Origins Collection to unlock new costumes in-game

Dreamweaver: You should've used silk. It hugs the cock.

Dreamweaver: Well, if time is money, then paying for the game is the same as playing it!

From One man made this big-breasted PS4 brawler

Dreamweaver: I don't usually feature myself (:P) but you can't make up that kind of coincidence.

Dreamweaver: I wonder if that's what CJ Andriessen used to do before coming to Destructoid.

From Ubisoft: Syndicate sales were 'clearly impacted' by Assassin's Creed Unity

Dreamweaver: Why abort when you can assassinate?

Hey, I should run for President.

From EA's latest game promises no paid DLC, 'everything for free'

Dreamweaver: So that's how they'll keep their promise...


From BattleTech Kickstarter stomps to the homestretch

Dreamweaver: I'll take that as a "yes"!

(Thanks, Mike Martin!)

From It's time for GOG.com's big fall sale

Dreamweaver: I remember that battle. So many wallets were lost that day.

Dreamweaver: Gabe will still find it. Gabe will ALWAYS find it.

From There's a new Contra coming, for Android and iOS...in China

Dreamweaver: I know what printed T-shirt I'm wearing to China!

From Amazon will hand-deliver you a copy of Black Ops III at midnight

Dreamweaver: Such a beautiful relationship... 8^8

Dreamweaver: Are they giving each other a thumbs up, or giving us a double thumbs up?

Dreamweaver: And when the pizza girl looks at you with her face covered with the Amazon Now delivery guy's blood and extends her hand, you look back and say before you shut your front door "there never was a tip."

"There never was a tip."

From Dark Mewtwo is actually Shadow Mewtwo

Dreamweaver: And somehow still get all the girls.

From Korean horror game White Day looks fantastic

Dreamweaver: Wait, we were saying that ironically?

From At least six future Street Fighter V characters have been found in the game's files

Dreamweaver: Who is also gutter trash!

From Fallout 4-themed cars are racing to Forza 6

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, I say!

From Newer, smaller Vault Boy bobbleheads are coming for Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: Seven's a lucky number!

Dreamweaver: Now that's functionality that's actually useful!

Dreamweaver: Now that's one Vault he'll wish he never stayed at!

Dreamweaver: The ocean gave me crabs once. The itchy kind.


From Buying Halo 5 at a military base nets you this collector's coin

Dreamweaver: That's because he's gotta hand it to him.

From The Xbox One wireless PC adapter works like a charm

Dreamweaver: Who ever thought the destiny would be an Xbox 360 controller?

From Latest Warcraft movie poster drops the giant shoulder armor

Dreamweaver: Now that's a movie I'd paid to see!

(Provided I pay for porn.)

Dreamweaver: Last season was a rebuilding year.

From New experimental rules bring Underdark specializations to D&D

Dreamweaver: I felt the same way after watching bestiality. But now I can't get enough of it!

From Epic announces Paragon, teases a beefy dude with metal arms

Dreamweaver: One of them's totally a rip-off of the other.

From Fallout 4 pre-order deals: Cheapest PC discounts & console bonuses

Dreamweaver: So he DOES have human emotions...

Dreamweaver: Damn it, guess we'll never find out his true identity.

From Undertale is too demonic and evil for the 700 Club

Dreamweaver: That depends... is the skeleton inside you YOURS?

From Review: Call of Duty: Black Ops III

Dreamweaver: I can confirm that those are all words that appear in the review, so the quote is completely legit.

From Cringey Resident Evil 2 Easter egg is an outfit in Resident Evil 0 HD

Dreamweaver: I refuse to believe he has a photo of her without cum stains.

Well, that's it for this week! I hope you had a good time, and hopefully we can get together again next week!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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