Welcome back to another Comments of the Week, hosted by yours truly! As you may have known from the dozens of other editions I did, this is a community showcase that features lovely comments from Dtoiders such as yourself, all in one spot for everyone else to laugh at! So whether you've been swaying in the wind, or simply want to remember the good ol' times, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: The candy Sugar Daddies were originally called Papa Suckers.
LOL: I Googled "Sugar Daddies" to see if that was true.
WUT?: Now I'll have to cut out my own eyes!
If you think that's horrifying, then perhaps you're in the mood to be scared. Why not check out last week's Trick-or-Treat edition and see if I can't spook you?
Dreamweaver: I scare small children with my voice, so I doubt I'm voiced by Troy Baker.
From Review: Poncho
Dreamweaver: Better than "adorable execution, poor concept" at least.
Dreamweaver: There's not nearly enough gamebreaking glitches in that screen!
Dreamweaver: Is there any other way to drink tap water?
Dreamweaver: Guess we'll never know the truth.
Dreamweaver: Finally, I've always wanted to sock a Troll in the face!
Dreamweaver: You should've used silk. It hugs the cock.
Dreamweaver: Well, if time is money, then paying for the game is the same as playing it!
Dreamweaver: I don't usually feature myself (:P) but you can't make up that kind of coincidence.
Dreamweaver: I wonder if that's what CJ Andriessen used to do before coming to Destructoid.
Dreamweaver: Why abort when you can assassinate?
Hey, I should run for President.
Dreamweaver: So that's how they'll keep their promise...
Dreamweaver: I'll take that as a "yes"!
(Thanks, Mike Martin!)
Dreamweaver: I remember that battle. So many wallets were lost that day.
Dreamweaver: Gabe will still find it. Gabe will ALWAYS find it.
Dreamweaver: I know what printed T-shirt I'm wearing to China!
Dreamweaver: Such a beautiful relationship... 8^8
Dreamweaver: Are they giving each other a thumbs up, or giving us a double thumbs up?
Dreamweaver: And when the pizza girl looks at you with her face covered with the Amazon Now delivery guy's blood and extends her hand, you look back and say before you shut your front door "there never was a tip."
"There never was a tip."
Dreamweaver: And somehow still get all the girls.
Dreamweaver: Wait, we were saying that ironically?
Dreamweaver: Who is also gutter trash!
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, I say!
Dreamweaver: Seven's a lucky number!
Dreamweaver: Now that's functionality that's actually useful!
Dreamweaver: Now that's one Vault he'll wish he never stayed at!
Dreamweaver: The ocean gave me crabs once. The itchy kind.
Dreamweaver: That's because he's gotta hand it to him.
Dreamweaver: Who ever thought the destiny would be an Xbox 360 controller?
Dreamweaver: Now that's a movie I'd paid to see!
(Provided I pay for porn.)
Dreamweaver: Last season was a rebuilding year.
Dreamweaver: I felt the same way after watching bestiality. But now I can't get enough of it!
Dreamweaver: One of them's totally a rip-off of the other.
Dreamweaver: So he DOES have human emotions...
Dreamweaver: Damn it, guess we'll never find out his true identity.
Dreamweaver: That depends... is the skeleton inside you YOURS?
Dreamweaver: I can confirm that those are all words that appear in the review, so the quote is completely legit.
Dreamweaver: I refuse to believe he has a photo of her without cum stains.
Well, that's it for this week! I hope you had a good time, and hopefully we can get together again next week!