That's right, Comments of the Week is back with another load of delicious comments from the community. Don't resist it. Just let it slide down your throat, slipping back your tongue as the uvula bounces off the tip like a speed bag, so it can fully satisfy you.
If you're new at this, then you don't know what you're missing. Comments of the Week is a community showcase where I gather up the best comments said on Destructoid over the week, and put them all in one place for everyone to enjoy. So, kind of like an orgy. And like how there's straight, bi, and gay orgies, there are three categories here:
TRUTH: there actually isn't that much protein in cum.
LOL: you have to drink half a cup to get as protein as a single egg.
WUT?: guess how many girls I'm about to feed.
If one week's worth of cumments isn't enough from you, then why don't you check out last week's if you haven't already? If you did... well, wait until next week. I can't keep blowing my load.
Dreamweaver: Or the lack of.
Dreamweaver: But can it still give consent?
Dreamweaver: Never let bastards win.
Dreamweaver: I always knew he worked in advertising.
Dreamweaver: Get the fuck off my waifu!
Dreamweaver: But how else would people know if I don't tell them?
Dreamweaver: I bet they're desgner brand, too.
Dreamweaver: Parents just don't understand.
Dreamweaver: Instead of Gamerscore, they add credit score!
Dreamweaver: There's Dreamweaver porn... right?
Dreamweaver: Don't forget the Cuban cigar and smoking jacket!
Dreamweaver: So that's why they haven't been working. Hey, be a pal and share that code with me?
Dreamweaver: I hate it when that happens, especially if I waited like ten minutes for it.
Dreamweaver: FCG gamers masturbate too!
Dreamweaver: You need de-dick-cation. I KNOW I USED THAT JOKE BEFORE. :(
Dreamweaver: That was a woman?
Dreamweaver: At least it's not a mother's disapproving look...
Dreamweaver: All a part of his plan.
Dreamweaver: Also cocks.
Dreamweaver: At least she came. :(
Dreamweaver: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
Dreamweaver: If stepping on a crack breaks your mother's back, then what does shoving a dick through do?
Dreamweaver: Story of the year!
Dreamweaver: Gotta mix things up every once in a while, you know?
Dreamweaver: This won't be funny five months from now.
Dreamweaver: What about girls with giant penises? Is that pretty common, too? I can't get a boner unless she does. too.
Dreamweaver: THANKS, SCOOBIE.
Dreamweaver: He must have one scratched up monitor.
Dreamweaver: Still not the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet.
Dreamweaver: If you don't fap now, then you will regret it later.
Dreamweaver: So, is all of you blue or just the balls? :3
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: He should've rapped the spider bit. :(
Dreamweaver: BUT WHAT DO THEY SAY?
Dreamweaver: Real men shove it into their urethra before docking someone. That way, it goes directly in both penises.
Dreamweaver: Is Joe Parlock speaking... or Laura Kate Dale?
Dreamweaver: Which is the least exciting porn involve horses ever.
Dreamweaver: How very cruel of you, Occams. That's like if my sister let me watch me her have sex with someone, knowing I'll never get to do her myself.
Well, that's all for this week, folks! Hope you took the load off! :P