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Comments of the Week - Go ahead. Swallow.

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That's right, Comments of the Week is back with another load of delicious comments from the community. Don't resist it. Just let it slide down your throat, slipping back your tongue as the uvula bounces off the tip like a speed bag, so it can fully satisfy you.

If you're new at this, then you don't know what you're missing. Comments of the Week is a community showcase where I gather up the best comments said on Destructoid over the week, and put them all in one place for everyone to enjoy. So, kind of like an orgy. And like how there's straight, bi, and gay orgies, there are three categories here:

TRUTH: there actually isn't that much protein in cum.

LOL: you have to drink half a cup to get as protein as a single egg.

WUT?: guess how many girls I'm about to feed.

If one week's worth of cumments isn't enough from you, then why don't you check out last week's if you haven't already? If you did... well, wait until next week. I can't keep blowing my load.

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From Itagaki blames negative Devil's Third previews on player skill

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Dreamweaver: Or the lack of.

From That Atlus x Vanillaware game is Odin Sphere on PS3, PS4, and Vita

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Dreamweaver: But can it still give consent?

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Dreamweaver: Never let bastards win.

From A Ground Zeroes mission foretold the Kojima and Konami split

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Dreamweaver: I always knew he worked in advertising.

From Do you have the Street Fighter V beta? You can preload it now

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Dreamweaver: Get the fuck off my waifu!

From Game on Steam rumoured to have been stolen by seller

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Dreamweaver: But how else would people know if I don't tell them?

From Samus in Metroid Prime: Federation Force could explain what happened after Prime 3

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Dreamweaver: I bet they're desgner brand, too.

From Did you ever own or play a Virtual Boy?

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Dreamweaver: Parents just don't understand.

From Knights of the Old Republic II is now even better on Steam

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Dreamweaver: Instead of Gamerscore, they add credit score!

From Xbox boss: Microsoft still committed to Phantom Dust

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Dreamweaver: There's Dreamweaver porn... right?

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Dreamweaver: Don't forget the Cuban cigar and smoking jacket!

From Devil's Third has microtransactions, hopefully they don't ruin the game

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Dreamweaver: So that's why they haven't been working. Hey, be a pal and share that code with me?

From Xbox One still outsold by everything in Japan, Yo-Kai Watch Busters sells like crazy

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Dreamweaver: I hate it when that happens, especially if I waited like ten minutes for it.

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From Guilty Gear Xrd player stands up too early, loses

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Dreamweaver: ...Again?

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Dreamweaver: FCG gamers masturbate too!

From Devastated Dreams looks at the horrors of pregnancy

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Dreamweaver: You need de-dick-cation. I KNOW I USED THAT JOKE BEFORE. :(

From Jamie Lee Curtis cosplayed as Vega at EVO

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Dreamweaver: That was a woman?

From Cool dad builds custom Mario Kart nursery

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Dreamweaver: At least it's not a mother's disapproving look...

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Dreamweaver: All a part of his plan.

From Heroes of the Storm's Leoric is another unique addition to the entire MOBA genre

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Dreamweaver: Also cocks.

From That wearable Mega Man helmet is $150

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Dreamweaver: At least she came. :(

From Watch nude Jonathan Holmes lookalikes pull confetti out of their asses

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Dreamweaver: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.

From Miiverse moderation can't catch ALL the dicks

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Dreamweaver: If stepping on a crack breaks your mother's back, then what does shoving a dick through do?

From Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a 25GB download

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Dreamweaver: Story of the year!

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Dreamweaver: Gotta mix things up every once in a while, you know?

From Well, Dragon Quest VIII almost looks as good as it did 11 years ago

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Dreamweaver: This won't be funny five months from now.

From Fire Emblem Fates gets Awakening characters as DLC

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Dreamweaver: What about girls with giant penises? Is that pretty common, too? I can't get a boner unless she does. too.

From Here's what Street Fighter V looks like, in beta form

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Dreamweaver: THANKS, SCOOBIE.

From 3D Realms' Bombshell looks...okay

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Dreamweaver: He must have one scratched up monitor.

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From Oh, Atlus and Vanillaware have another secret project in the works

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Dreamweaver: Still not the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet.

From Life is Strange Episode Four is probably imminent, but not definitely

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Dreamweaver: If you don't fap now, then you will regret it later.

From Grrrrrrr, time to date some hot and manly orcs

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Dreamweaver: So, is all of you blue or just the balls? :3

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Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From Review: Onechanbara Z2: Chaos

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Dreamweaver: He should've rapped the spider bit. :(

From XCOM 2 Muton is borrowing Marcus Fenix's Lancer

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Dreamweaver: BUT WHAT DO THEY SAY?

From No more Adderall abuse for players in one eSports league

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Dreamweaver: Real men shove it into their urethra before docking someone. That way, it goes directly in both penises.

From My trip to the National Videogame Arcade

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Dreamweaver: Is Joe Parlock speaking... or Laura Kate Dale?

From Inafune's Red Ash Kickstarter adds one million dollar PS4 stretch goal

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Dreamweaver: Which is the least exciting porn involve horses ever.

From Fallout 4 has 12 companions, you can romance all the human ones

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Dreamweaver: How very cruel of you, Occams. That's like if my sister let me watch me her have sex with someone, knowing I'll never get to do her myself.

Well, that's all for this week, folks! Hope you took the load off! :P

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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