Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a somewhat special edition of the usual series because all of the comments being featured today were said during the week of E3. "But wait!" you may say, "What exactly is Comments of the Week?"
Well, if you're asking that, then you've been missing out! Comments of the Week is a showcase where I scout out the very best comments said by the community, then compile them all together in one convenient spot. So, whether you missed out on all the fun, or simply want to relive some great moments, then this is for you. As always, these comments will be placed into three categories.
TRUTH: When you can't deny what's been said.
LOL: When you can't resist laughing 'till you're dead.
WUT?: When you can't fathom the fuck you just read.
If you missed last week's funny tasting edition, you can check it out over at this link. If you liked what you see, you can check out older editions over at my Dtoid blog right here (warning: some content are definitely NSFW... that's a selling feature, by the way). Just look to the right and scroll down until you see the links. There's over 20 weeks worth, so if you haven't been keeping up, you'll have plenty to catch up on!
Dreamweaver: You sons of bitches.
Dreamweaver: We always do.
Dreamweaver: He says this now...
Dreamweaver: It's a catch-22.
Dreamweaver: "Cumbersome, ugly, and nerdy"... That's what women say about me. How come I ain't no honey's Pip-Boy?
Dreamweaver: Giving people a brand new reason to emphasis "bring your own controller" game nights.
Dreamweaver: Yet another miracle of this year's E3.
Dreamweaver: I guess the Sonic boom blew out their ears.
Dreamweaver: In related news: amiibo fanatic ChillyBilly was recently arrested.
Dreamweaver: Cat amiibos? So this would be how the world ends...
Dreamweaver: They always relapse.
Dreamweaver: Guess you could say he wasn't Sheltered from the Fallout!
Dreamweaver: Because we touch ourselves at night. Preferably to Samus Aran.
Dreamweaver: The only winning move is not to play.
Dreamweaver: You'll take my $250 dollars, but you can't give me a $10 disc!?
Dreamweaver: I guess he wins that comment... Hands(cock) down.
Dreamweaver: Dosh garn it.
Dreamweaver: Dude, you're talking to Kanye West.
Dreamweaver: Well, she got the machine part right.
Dreamweaver: I thought he only writes fake news!
Dreamweaver: Russian jokes never gets old.
Dreamweaver: That's so wrong, but I can't stop laughing.
Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true!
Dreamweaver: Damn, we need Chloe on the PS4. Her ass could have so many polygons...
Dreamweaver: Who knew Kanye would save all the waifus?
Dreamweaver: I wonder what would happen during sex scenes then...
Dreamweaver: That's the only appropriate response.
Dreamweaver: "Fuck you guys..." Also an experience he's never had before.
Dreamweaver: Because that's when the kids go back to school!
Dreamweaver: I didn't wannasay anything, but I thought he was looked a little too life-like.
Dreamweaver: I said the same thing to people asking for alimony.
Dreamweaver: Look at it this way: all their daughters will inherit that!
Dreamweaver: According to my state, incest is okay as long as there's no marriage or sexual intercourse, which is defined as the female sex orgain being penetrated by the male organ. Just to put that out there.
Dreamweaver: Wada you think he'll do with all of that dough?
Dreamweaver: I can finally activate the cameras in her room.
Dreamweaver: Like you even had to ask.
Dreamweaver: I set aside an hour for porn and masturbation, but I came within five minutes. I was using my Nintendo DSi. THANKS, NINTENDO.
(The sad part is, that's all actually true.)
Dreamweaver: I'm wondering more about how it tasted.
Dreamweaver: Either the demons have less blood than I remember, or her time of the month is like monsoon season.
Dreamweaver: Why... is he... talking... like... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... that?
Dreamweaver: I know what Rule 34 is.
Dreamweaver: ...No one else hears that on a daily basis?
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST!
Dreamweaver: I'd pay to see that.
Dreamweaver: Guess what I'm bringing to dinner!
Dreamweaver: Better than the folks who watch NASCAR.
Dreamweaver: ...Okay, but water better be on the pill.
Dreamweaver: But then how do they pee?
Well, that's it for this edition! I hope you enjoyed it!