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Comments of the Week - E3 2015 Edition


Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a somewhat special edition of the usual series because all of the comments being featured today were said during the week of E3. "But wait!" you may say, "What exactly is Comments of the Week?"

Well, if you're asking that, then you've been missing out! Comments of the Week is a showcase where I scout out the very best comments said by the community, then compile them all together in one convenient spot. So, whether you missed out on all the fun, or simply want to relive some great moments, then this is for you. As always, these comments will be placed into three categories.

TRUTH: When you can't deny what's been said.

LOL: When you can't resist laughing 'till you're dead.

WUT?: When you can't fathom the fuck you just read.

If you missed last week's funny tasting edition, you can check it out over at this link. If you liked what you see, you can check out older editions over at my Dtoid blog right here (warning: some content are definitely NSFW... that's a selling feature, by the way). Just look to the right and scroll down until you see the links. There's over 20 weeks worth, so if you haven't been keeping up, you'll have plenty to catch up on!

From Ryu, Roy, and all the other leaked Smash DLC available now

Dreamweaver: You sons of bitches.

Dreamweaver: We always do.

From 8-bit Mario, Animal Crossing, and possibly other amiibo incoming

Dreamweaver: He says this now...

Dreamweaver: It's a catch-22.

From Bethesda is releasing a 'Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Edition' with a real Pip-Boy

Dreamweaver: "Cumbersome, ugly, and nerdy"... That's what women say about me. How come I ain't no honey's Pip-Boy?

From That fancy Xbox One controller is $150

Dreamweaver: Giving people a brand new reason to emphasis "bring your own controller" game nights.

From World of Final Fantasy set PS4 and PS Vita, coming 2016

Dreamweaver: Yet another miracle of this year's E3.

From Did you blink? Shenmue 3 is already funded

Dreamweaver: I guess the Sonic boom blew out their ears.

From All of the upcoming amiibo, straight from the E3 show floor

Dreamweaver: In related news: amiibo fanatic ChillyBilly was recently arrested.

Dreamweaver: Cat amiibos? So this would be how the world ends...

Dreamweaver: They always relapse.

From Bunker dwelling in Sheltered

Dreamweaver: Guess you could say he wasn't Sheltered from the Fallout!

From Nintendo is making me sad with Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

Dreamweaver: Because we touch ourselves at night. Preferably to Samus Aran.

From Grading the Microsoft, Ubisoft, EA, and Sony press conferences

Dreamweaver: The only winning move is not to play.

From Here's what you get in the Halo 5 Limited Collector's Edition

Dreamweaver: You'll take my $250 dollars, but you can't give me a $10 disc!?

From Check out a full match of Tavern Brawl in Hearthstone

Dreamweaver: I guess he wins that comment... Hands(cock) down.

From Tabletop Simulator mod brings Gwent to the table

Dreamweaver: Dosh garn it.

From Xbox One Elite Controller announced, lets you customise it

Dreamweaver: Dude, you're talking to Kanye West.

From Microsoft announces Rare Replay, a collection of 30 classic Rare games

Dreamweaver: Well, she got the machine part right.

From EA CEO Andrew Wilson is the bad guy in Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Dreamweaver: I thought he only writes fake news!

From Russian PlayStation Store leaks new Hitman

Dreamweaver: Russian jokes never gets old.

From Has Microsoft killed Kinect?

Dreamweaver: That's so wrong, but I can't stop laughing.

From Elena is real mad at Drake in Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true!

Dreamweaver: Damn, we need Chloe on the PS4. Her ass could have so many polygons...

From Summer Lesson looks like everything I want from virtual reality right now

Dreamweaver: Who knew Kanye would save all the waifus?

Dreamweaver: I wonder what would happen during sex scenes then...

Dreamweaver: That's the only appropriate response.

Dreamweaver: "Fuck you guys..." Also an experience he's never had before.

From No Man's Sky dev happy he didn't end up at 'Fuktown' at Sony conference

Dreamweaver: Because that's when the kids go back to school!

From Those puppets for Nintendo's E3 presentation were actual Muppets!

Dreamweaver: I didn't wannasay anything, but I thought he was looked a little too life-like.

From Senran Kagura producer: Small boobs need to be moved by hand

Dreamweaver: I said the same thing to people asking for alimony.

Dreamweaver: Look at it this way: all their daughters will inherit that!

Dreamweaver: According to my state, incest is okay as long as there's no marriage or sexual intercourse, which is defined as the female sex orgain being penetrated by the male organ. Just to put that out there.

From Yoichi Wada leaves Square Enix

Dreamweaver: Wada you think he'll do with all of that dough?

From Meow! Felicia confirmed for Project X Zone 2

Dreamweaver: I can finally activate the cameras in her room.

From Konami's stance on Metal Gear Solid V microtransactions

Dreamweaver: Like you even had to ask.

From Nintendo partially to blame for Nier's infamous fishing quests

Dreamweaver: I set aside an hour for porn and masturbation, but I came within five minutes. I was using my Nintendo DSi. THANKS, NINTENDO.

(The sad part is, that's all actually true.)

From Transformers: Devastation confirmed as a Platinum Games title

Dreamweaver: I'm wondering more about how it tasted.

From Bethesda unveils first details for upcoming Doom project, coming spring 2016

Dreamweaver: Either the demons have less blood than I remember, or her time of the month is like monsoon season.

From PSA: You can now pay $0.99 to use your 3DS to play Smash Bros. Wii U

Dreamweaver: Why... is he... talking... like... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... that?

From All of Microsoft's games are up for pre-order now

Dreamweaver: I know what Rule 34 is.

From Multiple sources say a proper Final Fantasy VII remake is coming for PS4

Dreamweaver: ...No one else hears that on a daily basis?

From Please don't murder me, Donkey Kong

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST!

From The hottest photos of the E3 show floor

Dreamweaver: I'd pay to see that.

Dreamweaver: Guess what I'm bringing to dinner!

From Fallout Shelter is making more money than Candy Crush Saga

Dreamweaver: Better than the folks who watch NASCAR.

From Zelda: Tri Force Heroes developers talk about lack of voice chat

Dreamweaver: ...Okay, but water better be on the pill.

From E3 2015: You play like a girl

Dreamweaver: But then how do they pee?

Well, that's it for this edition! I hope you enjoyed it!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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