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Comments of the Week - Don't try this at home

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And welcome back to Comments of the Week! Yes, yes, I know, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a pretty kick ass game, and Mad Max: Fury Road is available on Blu-Ray, so perhaps you've been too busy to come to Destructoid. In that case, why not relax with some of the best comments said by fellow community members (this week) all in one convenient location? As always, comments are divided into three categories:

TRUTH: male giraffes headbutts females in the bladder in order to taste their pee to determine if they're ready to mate.

LOL: that's some really kinky foreplay.

WUT?: who wants to try it with me?

"But wait a minute, Dreamweaver! Didn't we try this last week?" I don't know...DID WE? If you're curious, then why not check out last week's edition and see for yourself? Don't be scared, come inside.

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From Would you play Donald Trump's Punch-Out!!?

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Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Coil.

From Nintendo isn't producing the Shovel Knight amiibo (updated with video interview)

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Dreamweaver: Same here because...

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Dreamweaver: Im honor of Macho Man Randy Savage, I can dig it!

From Steam now sells over 6000 different games

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Dreamweaver: Steam sales are secretly a curse.

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Dreamweaver: He should also teach philosophy!

From Oh for goodness sake, Destiny's Taken King raid won't be in at launch

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Dreamweaver: I bet he's secretly Uwe Boll.

From Review: Super Mario Maker

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Dreamweaver: Erections up in salute!

From Namco shutting down Soulcalibur: Lost Swords

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Dreamweaver: After seeing the header, I wish I learned of it sooner!

"Gods, please forgive me?" AND SHE'S NAUGHTY TOO!?

From Thisis why you should input a fake birthday in Metal Gear Solid V

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Dreamweaver: So old people do have weaknesses...

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From New footage has surfaced for Cliffy B's LawBreakers

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Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus! Stop stealing Lawman's spotlight!

From New Tropes vs. Women episode deals with 'Women as Reward'

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Dreamweaver: The joke is, the president was going to ask him to pay anyway.

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Dreamweaver: So that's why Anita Sarkeesian exists...

From Here's how Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain's microtransactions work

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Dreamweaver: She should lower it: no one's looking up there anyway.

From Fan complaints seem to have changed Cammy's Street Fighter V look

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Dreamweaver: Hahaha, "most of us" indeed!

...

:(

From Showering with my dad was a surreal, terrifying experience

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Dreamweaver: That's a Lifetime movie to be made.

From Capcom details Street Fighter V pre-order bonuses, Collector's Edition

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Dreamweaver: THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING!

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Dreamweaver: Who stares at his abs when he's got a wicked beard on his face?

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Dreamweaver: GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T STOP IT!

From Review: Mad Max

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Dreamweaver: The sand castle would've washed away by the ocean, but taking his cookie? That makes it personal.

From Watch where you drop your supplies in Metal Gear Solid V

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Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Kaleido.

From FTC comes down on Machinima for 'deceptive' Xbox One marketing

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Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true!

From Pokemon World Championship attempted shooting suspects denied bail

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Dreamweaver: I like this comment better!

From Pikachu wearing a Gengar is the best thing you'll see all day

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Dreamweaver: Gengar's was still alive, by the way. You just can't hear his screams of agony.

From Bandai Namco teases new game ahead of TGS

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Dreamweaver: ...Why isn't this a thing? 8^8

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From Cliff Bleszinski says he retired because everyone was too jaded

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Dreamweaver: You should check his penis before making assumptions.

From Sexy lesbian ghost game comes to Steam uncensored

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Dreamweaver: What the hell did they put in the water?

From Markus 'Notch' Persson posts vague tweets just to fuck with media (Fauxclusive)

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Dreamweaver: I don't know what's worse: the hasthag, or that old ass joke.

From Sonic's next adventure takes him to Piggy Island

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Dreamweaver: Confirmed: dieger has the ability to force fetishes on people.

From Can this Australian man find every amiibo in one day?

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Dreamweaver: If that doesn't work, he'll tell you he has amiibo.

From DestrUKtoid Episode 18 - Lemon Entry

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Dreamweaver: He already does that, he just wants to be acknowledged this time.

From It looks like four more characters are coming to Mortal Kombat X

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Dreamweaver: I hope he means bondage...

From Hob is a fascinating departure from Torchlight

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Dreamweaver: MOTHER OF GOD.

From Haha, you can Fulton a bunch of dudes at once

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Dreamweaver: I see what you did there.

...

I hate you so much.

Well, that's it for this week! As always, I hope you enjoyed yourselves! Be sure you comment down below your favorite jokes, any gems I might've missed, or how fucking sexy I am. Because, you know, one can never get tired of hearing that.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



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If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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