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Comments of the Week - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

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What's up everyone!? This is your boy, Dreamweaver, coming to you a-live with the next edition of Comments of the Week, a community showcase where your lovely host has compiled all of the best comments that you wacky Dtoiders have uttered last week. Well, actually, it's the comments from the week before since I'm still behind, so let's just pretend that this week is last week, so the week before is now last week, which means I'm right on time!

Anyway, whether or not you've been here for the party and you want to remember what the hell happened, or you just want to look at all the pictures of what went down so you know to come over next time, then this is for you! As always, you can find comments placed into three separate categories:

TRUTH: appromixately 30% of women have orgasms from vaginal intercourse.

LOL: the average erect penis is only 5.2 inches in length.

WUT?: coincidence? I think not!

If you haven't checked out last week's edition of Comments of the Week, then as usual, I got you covered! You can hit the link to read what happened so you're all caught up. If you want to know more things about me — at your own risk! — you can check out my most recent blog, "10 (More) Things about Dreamweaver", right here. It's totally NSFW, so you probably shouldn't read it in a public space.

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From PERSONA WRITER'S NEW VITA RPG CALIGULA LOOKS, WELL, A LOT LIKE PERSONA

Dreamweaver: Who says Destructoid can't be educational?

From YOU PICKED THE WRONG COVER FOR DOOM'S ALTERNATE BOX ART

Dreamweaver: Chris Carter likes having grandmothers fill his room with Bibles?

From XBOX HAS THE RIGHTS TO THE DIVISION'S DLC EXCLUSIVITY

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, OrangeArmy!

Dreamweaver: Saying sorry doesn't help the pain. :(

From THE DIVISION SERVER ISSUES? UBISOFT'S ON THE CASE

Dreamweaver: That WAS unnecessary!

From XBOX ONE OWNERS WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO BUY 360 GAMES ON THE ACTUAL CONSOLE

Dreamweaver: Where's the split-screens!? :(

From PLAYSTATION VR HAS DIFFERENT AGE RESTRICTIONS THAN OCULUS RIFT

Dreamweaver: And VHS porn tapes. Great-grandpa was a pervert.

From NINTENDO CELEBRATES MARIO DAY TODAY, MARCH 10

Dreamweaver: That's the same time I look up Metroid hentai. Coincidence?

From THE DIVISION REALLY DOES HAVE ASSASSIN'S CREED'S SKELETON

Dreamweaver: So... like my ex?

From XSEED TEASING TRAILS IN THE SKY THE 3RD

Dreamweaver: He's telling the truth. That was a bad joke.

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From THIS BIOWARE SENIOR EDITOR IS SET TO QUIT GAMES INDUSTRY FOR GOOD

Dreamweaver: That's what I call my orgasms.

Nah, just kidding! It's more like a tiny dribble.

From REVIEW IN PROGRESS: TOM CLANCY'S THE DIVISION

Dreamweaver: I... think this is funny?

From DON'T INSTALL THE NEWEST NVIDIA DRIVER, IT'S BREAKING PCS

Dreamweaver: That's what I say during foreplay.

From WANNA ROLEPLAY AS A RICH GUY WITH MOMMY/DADDY ISSUES IN ROCKET LEAGUE?

Dreamweaver: I never knew how easily Donald Trump could become the Bat.

From Quickpost - guitarvillian

Dreamweaver: Wait a minute... this doesn't make me look good! This doesn't make me look good at all!

Who the fuck approved this comment!?

From LEAGUE OF LEGENDS' AURELION SOL DEALS MOST OF HIS DAMAGE WITH HIS PASSIVE

Dreamweaver: As opposed to me, who is aggressively passive.

From LEGEND OF ZELDA WII U 'CHANGE IN FLAVOR WILL BE LIKE GOING FROM JAPANESE FOOD TO WESTERN STYLE FOOD'

Dreamweaver: Link would never say that, there's an actual word in there!

From SONY IS SHUTTING DOWN THE PLAYSTATION 2 BROADBAND NAVIGATOR THIS MONTH

Dreamweaver: I like this reason and have accepted it as canon.

From KILLER INSTINCT CHARACTER LEAKS HINT AT GENERAL RAAM AND MIRA

Dreamweaver: Like iron hard.

From SOME DIVISION PLAYERS ALREADY FIGURED OUT HOW TO BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST

Dreamweaver: I don't normally do GIFs for Comments of the Week, but that one was too good to pass up.

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From FROGWARES' CTHULHU GAME IS STILL ALIVE, NOW CALLED THE SINKING CITY

Dreamweaver: Better "Parlock" next time.

Dreamweaver: You kiss your deity with that mouth!?

From NINTENDO'S $356M THEME PARK WILL BE READY BY 2020

Dreamweaver: Not according to the internet.

From GEARS OF WAR 4 PROVES MARCUS FENIX ACTUALLY HAD SEX

Dreamweaver: How else do you get the bacon to taste so good?

Dreamweaver: Very carefully.

From COME GRAB A FREE COPY OF DARK SOULS ON PC!

Dreamweaver: That would only work in America.

From JAPANESE MAN SPENDS $6,065 ON MOBILE GAME IN ONE NIGHT

Dreamweaver: I am emotionally invested in hearing the rest of this story.

From AND THERE IT IS: EVERQUEST NEXT CANCELED

Dreamweaver: YOU RUINED WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TENDER MOMENT!

From VR HAS A SERIOUS ISSUE IN THE REAL WORLD

Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Gajknight's dick can fit into a plug socket.

Dreamweaver: He deserves them.

From DARREN THOUGHT HE HAD ONE SKILL, SO WE ALL HAD TO PROVE HIM WRONG (<------ You see the link right here? You're gonna want to click on it.)

Dreamweaver: ...

From FORGET IT JAKE, IT'S PODTOID QUESTIONS TIME

Dreamweaver: Literal tears of joy came out of my eyes when I read that.

Dreamweaver: This is why C.J. gets to interview Niero.

And that's it for this edition! I hope you enjoyed the week before last week's comments, and hopefully I'll get back to your regularly scheduled programming soon!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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