What's up everyone!? This is your boy, Dreamweaver, coming to you a-live with the next edition of Comments of the Week, a community showcase where your lovely host has compiled all of the best comments that you wacky Dtoiders have uttered last week. Well, actually, it's the comments from the week before since I'm still behind, so let's just pretend that this week is last week, so the week before is now last week, which means I'm right on time!
Anyway, whether or not you've been here for the party and you want to remember what the hell happened, or you just want to look at all the pictures of what went down so you know to come over next time, then this is for you! As always, you can find comments placed into three separate categories:
TRUTH: appromixately 30% of women have orgasms from vaginal intercourse.
LOL: the average erect penis is only 5.2 inches in length.
WUT?: coincidence? I think not!
If you haven't checked out last week's edition of Comments of the Week, then as usual, I got you covered! You can hit the link to read what happened so you're all caught up. If you want to know more things about me — at your own risk! — you can check out my most recent blog, "10 (More) Things about Dreamweaver", right here. It's totally NSFW, so you probably shouldn't read it in a public space.
Dreamweaver: Who says Destructoid can't be educational?
Dreamweaver: Chris Carter likes having grandmothers fill his room with Bibles?
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, OrangeArmy!
Dreamweaver: Saying sorry doesn't help the pain. :(
Dreamweaver: That WAS unnecessary!
Dreamweaver: Where's the split-screens!? :(
Dreamweaver: And VHS porn tapes. Great-grandpa was a pervert.
Dreamweaver: That's the same time I look up Metroid hentai. Coincidence?
Dreamweaver: So... like my ex?
Dreamweaver: He's telling the truth. That was a bad joke.
Dreamweaver: That's what I call my orgasms.
Nah, just kidding! It's more like a tiny dribble.
Dreamweaver: I... think this is funny?
Dreamweaver: That's what I say during foreplay.
Dreamweaver: I never knew how easily Donald Trump could become the Bat.
Dreamweaver: Wait a minute... this doesn't make me look good! This doesn't make me look good at all!
Who the fuck approved this comment!?
Dreamweaver: As opposed to me, who is aggressively passive.
Dreamweaver: Link would never say that, there's an actual word in there!
Dreamweaver: I like this reason and have accepted it as canon.
Dreamweaver: Like iron hard.
Dreamweaver: I don't normally do GIFs for Comments of the Week, but that one was too good to pass up.
Dreamweaver: Better "Parlock" next time.
Dreamweaver: You kiss your deity with that mouth!?
Dreamweaver: Not according to the internet.
Dreamweaver: How else do you get the bacon to taste so good?
Dreamweaver: Very carefully.
Dreamweaver: That would only work in America.
Dreamweaver: I am emotionally invested in hearing the rest of this story.
Dreamweaver: YOU RUINED WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TENDER MOMENT!
Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Gajknight's dick can fit into a plug socket.
Dreamweaver: He deserves them.
From DARREN THOUGHT HE HAD ONE SKILL, SO WE ALL HAD TO PROVE HIM WRONG (<------ You see the link right here? You're gonna want to click on it.)
Dreamweaver: Literal tears of joy came out of my eyes when I read that.
Dreamweaver: This is why C.J. gets to interview Niero.
And that's it for this edition! I hope you enjoyed the week before last week's comments, and hopefully I'll get back to your regularly scheduled programming soon!