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Comments of the Week - Don't open the door!



I-It isn't what it looks like! I was only using your panties to clean the cum of my penis because I ran out of tissue paper and... I'm grounded again, aren't I?

Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a community showcase where I scout out the best comments said during the week and compile them all into one place for you folks to gawk at. So whether you been away and missed all the crazy happenings, or simply want to relive all those wonderful moments, then this is for you. As always, comments are categorized into three sections:

TRUTH: having sex can reduce a fever because of all the sweat produced.

LOL: why don't we try that the next time you get sick?

WUT?: oh come on, what else were you going to do in bed?

Well, this is an awkward situation I find myself in. She's totally going to crush my weiners again, isn't she? Just head on down to the comments, you don't want to see this.


From Gallery: Our favorite cosplay from Comiket 88


Dreamweaver: Hot.


Dreamweaver: Also cocks.

From The Nathan Drake Collection goes to the ends of the earth for you


Dreamweaver: There's no way that ass has been Uncharted.


Dreamweaver: What the fuck is a woman?

From 343i: The problem with split-screen co-op is 'nontrivial'


Dreamweaver: If Fallout 4 has no glitches, we riot.


Dreamweaver: Get your game together, Microsoft. Literally.


Dreamweaver: I'd buy a dictionary that defined words like that!

From Final Fantasy Type-0 HD hits PC with extra HD, system requirements


Dreamweaver: Grinding instead of actually putting it in would also lead to declined birth rates.

From Media Molecule reveals Tearaway Unfolded: Special Edition


Dreamweaver: I never heard so much truth in one place before.

From Sony's VR headset Morpheus is complete, just needs games


Dreamweaver: Hear, hear!

From This LEGO rendition of Hyrule Castle is a work of art


Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that's the house they live in.

From Hate spiders but want to play Spider? Use this cheat code to play as a walrus


Dreamweaver: And a lot more gruesome to step on.

From Konami is asking what games we'd like to see come back


Dreamweaver: Fuck, it's a trap!

From You need to watch the Rocket League grand finals


Dreamweaver: Seriously, it's like soccer but not boring.


From Here's the new box art for Quantum Break


Dreamweaver: The gritty Pokemon Snap reboot.

From From the makers of Huniepop comes Huniecam Studios


Dreamweaver: Friendship means dick? I got some friendship for hookers, then.

From Sorry America, Korea is getting regular New 3DS


Dreamweaver: I hope the white stuff on the water are soap suds...

From I can't keep up with all these Splatoon updates!


Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that wasn't even his Camero.

From Save space whales from disease in this pretty platformer


Dreamweaver: Buster? I hardly know her!

From There's going to be a Goosebumps video game


Dreamweaver: I know, right? Should've tapped that and gave her Goosebumps.

From The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth is bringing giant death lasers


Dreamweaver: It also has free Wi-Fi!

From D&D Forgotten Realms CRPGs are now available on GOG.com


Dreamweaver: So he's the only human among them? That's not going to end well for him.


Dreamweaver: Jed gets what Jed wants.

From Sony's VR headset Morpheus is complete, just needs games


Dreamweaver: Looting that booty.

From Risen 3: Titan Lords Enhanced Edition


Dreamweaver: Well, that's my good deed for the day.

From Azure Striker and Mighty Gunvolt are headed to PC this month


Dreamweaver: Actually, she did. She's still not sure what happened.

From EA goes way over the top to promote Madden


Dreamweaver: You'd have to be mad :P

From 5 Years At Destructoid, 5 Of My Favorite Moments


Dreamweaver: "Fuck"... pancakes, because waffles are clearly better. DO FLAPJACKS HAVE CERVICES TO HOLD MY SYRUP!?


From Rumored Mario Kart XXL prototype discovered and shown to the world


Dreamweaver: I see everything, Gaj. EVERYTHING.


Dreamweaver: Where can I get one?

From Windows 10 can disable your pirated games


Dreamweaver: He's gonna have great complexion.

From Review: Beyond Eyes



From What does your Rocket League car look like?


Dreamweaver: I love how all their avatars are all suitable responses to the situation.

From Resident Evil: Revelations 2 is not so great on Vita, stick to the console version


Dreamweaver: Hey, leave Calculus class out of this!

From Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 may come west after all


Dreamweaver: ...Okay, he's excused. WHAT'S YOUR REASON!?

From Pac-Man 256, from the developers of Crossy Road, is out now



From Review: Fingered


Dreamweaver: Only the knuckles? Amateur.

From Half-Life 2 in the style of Hotline Miami is the best thing on the Internet today


Dreamweaver: ...No.

From Bikinis, volleyball confirmed for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3


Dreamweaver: Does he use a compass or does he just knows?

Alright, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed it, and maybe we'll meet again next week! As always, leave your favorite comments down below, or anything that I might've missed this edition. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm grounded to my room. Good thing I snuck another pair of panties into my pocket just in case, and it's slightly warm!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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