I-It isn't what it looks like! I was only using your panties to clean the cum of my penis because I ran out of tissue paper and... I'm grounded again, aren't I?
Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a community showcase where I scout out the best comments said during the week and compile them all into one place for you folks to gawk at. So whether you been away and missed all the crazy happenings, or simply want to relive all those wonderful moments, then this is for you. As always, comments are categorized into three sections:
TRUTH: having sex can reduce a fever because of all the sweat produced.
LOL: why don't we try that the next time you get sick?
WUT?: oh come on, what else were you going to do in bed?
Well, this is an awkward situation I find myself in. She's totally going to crush my weiners again, isn't she? Just head on down to the comments, you don't want to see this.
Dreamweaver: Also cocks.
Dreamweaver: There's no way that ass has been Uncharted.
Dreamweaver: What the fuck is a woman?
Dreamweaver: If Fallout 4 has no glitches, we riot.
Dreamweaver: Get your game together, Microsoft. Literally.
Dreamweaver: I'd buy a dictionary that defined words like that!
Dreamweaver: Grinding instead of actually putting it in would also lead to declined birth rates.
Dreamweaver: I never heard so much truth in one place before.
Dreamweaver: Hear, hear!
Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that's the house they live in.
Dreamweaver: And a lot more gruesome to step on.
Dreamweaver: Fuck, it's a trap!
Dreamweaver: Seriously, it's like soccer but not boring.
Dreamweaver: The gritty Pokemon Snap reboot.
Dreamweaver: Friendship means dick? I got some friendship for hookers, then.
Dreamweaver: I hope the white stuff on the water are soap suds...
Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that wasn't even his Camero.
Dreamweaver: Buster? I hardly know her!
Dreamweaver: I know, right? Should've tapped that and gave her Goosebumps.
Dreamweaver: It also has free Wi-Fi!
Dreamweaver: So he's the only human among them? That's not going to end well for him.
Dreamweaver: Jed gets what Jed wants.
Dreamweaver: Looting that booty.
Dreamweaver: Well, that's my good deed for the day.
Dreamweaver: Actually, she did. She's still not sure what happened.
Dreamweaver: You'd have to be mad :P
Dreamweaver: "Fuck"... pancakes, because waffles are clearly better. DO FLAPJACKS HAVE CERVICES TO HOLD MY SYRUP!?
Dreamweaver: I see everything, Gaj. EVERYTHING.
Dreamweaver: Where can I get one?
Dreamweaver: He's gonna have great complexion.
From Review: Beyond Eyes
Dreamweaver: I'M NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN!
Dreamweaver: I love how all their avatars are all suitable responses to the situation.
Dreamweaver: Hey, leave Calculus class out of this!
Dreamweaver: ...Okay, he's excused. WHAT'S YOUR REASON!?
Dreamweaver: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE; WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!? I NEED DETAILS, DAMMIT!
From Review: Fingered
Dreamweaver: Only the knuckles? Amateur.
Dreamweaver: Does he use a compass or does he just knows?
Alright, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed it, and maybe we'll meet again next week! As always, leave your favorite comments down below, or anything that I might've missed this edition. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm grounded to my room. Good thing I snuck another pair of panties into my pocket just in case, and it's slightly warm!