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Comments of the Week - Don't open the door!

9:01 AM on 08.23.2015 (server time)0

I-It isn't what it looks like! I was only using your panties to clean the cum of my penis because I ran out of tissue paper and... I'm grounded again, aren't I?

Welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a community showcase where I scout out the best comments said during the week and compile them all into one place for you folks to gawk at. So whether you been away and missed all the crazy happenings, or simply want to relive all those wonderful moments, then this is for you. As always, comments are categorized into three sections:

TRUTH: having sex can reduce a fever because of all the sweat produced.

LOL: why don't we try that the next time you get sick?

WUT?: oh come on, what else were you going to do in bed?

Well, this is an awkward situation I find myself in. She's totally going to crush my weiners again, isn't she? Just head on down to the comments, you don't want to see this.

From Gallery: Our favorite cosplay from Comiket 88

Dreamweaver: Hot.

Dreamweaver: Also cocks.

From The Nathan Drake Collection goes to the ends of the earth for you

Dreamweaver: There's no way that ass has been Uncharted.

Dreamweaver: What the fuck is a woman?

From 343i: The problem with split-screen co-op is 'nontrivial'

Dreamweaver: If Fallout 4 has no glitches, we riot.

Dreamweaver: Get your game together, Microsoft. Literally.

Dreamweaver: I'd buy a dictionary that defined words like that!

From Final Fantasy Type-0 HD hits PC with extra HD, system requirements

Dreamweaver: Grinding instead of actually putting it in would also lead to declined birth rates.

From Media Molecule reveals Tearaway Unfolded: Special Edition

Dreamweaver: I never heard so much truth in one place before.

From Sony's VR headset Morpheus is complete, just needs games

Dreamweaver: Hear, hear!

From This LEGO rendition of Hyrule Castle is a work of art

Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that's the house they live in.

From Hate spiders but want to play Spider? Use this cheat code to play as a walrus

Dreamweaver: And a lot more gruesome to step on.

From Konami is asking what games we'd like to see come back

Dreamweaver: Fuck, it's a trap!

From You need to watch the Rocket League grand finals

Dreamweaver: Seriously, it's like soccer but not boring.

From Here's the new box art for Quantum Break

Dreamweaver: The gritty Pokemon Snap reboot.

From From the makers of Huniepop comes Huniecam Studios

Dreamweaver: Friendship means dick? I got some friendship for hookers, then.

From Sorry America, Korea is getting regular New 3DS

Dreamweaver: I hope the white stuff on the water are soap suds...

From I can't keep up with all these Splatoon updates!

Dreamweaver: Plot twist: that wasn't even his Camero.

From Save space whales from disease in this pretty platformer

Dreamweaver: Buster? I hardly know her!

From There's going to be a Goosebumps video game

Dreamweaver: I know, right? Should've tapped that and gave her Goosebumps.

From The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth is bringing giant death lasers

Dreamweaver: It also has free Wi-Fi!

From D&D Forgotten Realms CRPGs are now available on GOG.com

Dreamweaver: So he's the only human among them? That's not going to end well for him.

Dreamweaver: Jed gets what Jed wants.

From Sony's VR headset Morpheus is complete, just needs games

Dreamweaver: Looting that booty.

From Risen 3: Titan Lords Enhanced Edition

Dreamweaver: Well, that's my good deed for the day.

From Azure Striker and Mighty Gunvolt are headed to PC this month

Dreamweaver: Actually, she did. She's still not sure what happened.

From EA goes way over the top to promote Madden

Dreamweaver: You'd have to be mad :P

From 5 Years At Destructoid, 5 Of My Favorite Moments

Dreamweaver: "Fuck"... pancakes, because waffles are clearly better. DO FLAPJACKS HAVE CERVICES TO HOLD MY SYRUP!?

From Rumored Mario Kart XXL prototype discovered and shown to the world

Dreamweaver: I see everything, Gaj. EVERYTHING.

Dreamweaver: Where can I get one?

From Windows 10 can disable your pirated games

Dreamweaver: He's gonna have great complexion.

From Review: Beyond Eyes

Dreamweaver: I'M NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN!

From What does your Rocket League car look like?

Dreamweaver: I love how all their avatars are all suitable responses to the situation.

From Resident Evil: Revelations 2 is not so great on Vita, stick to the console version

Dreamweaver: Hey, leave Calculus class out of this!

From Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 may come west after all

Dreamweaver: ...Okay, he's excused. WHAT'S YOUR REASON!?

From Pac-Man 256, from the developers of Crossy Road, is out now

Dreamweaver: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE; WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!? I NEED DETAILS, DAMMIT!

From Review: Fingered

Dreamweaver: Only the knuckles? Amateur.

From Half-Life 2 in the style of Hotline Miami is the best thing on the Internet today

Dreamweaver: ...No.

From Bikinis, volleyball confirmed for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

Dreamweaver: Does he use a compass or does he just knows?

Alright, that's it for this week! I hope you enjoyed it, and maybe we'll meet again next week! As always, leave your favorite comments down below, or anything that I might've missed this edition. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm grounded to my room. Good thing I snuck another pair of panties into my pocket just in case, and it's slightly warm!