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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a collection of comments that you, the community, have made that I think are worth sharing! So, in case you've been gone this week, or simply want to relive some of the moments you love once again, then this is for you!

As always, these comments are selected and placed into three categories:

TRUTH: did you know dolphins ejaculate at over 150 MPH?

LOL: no, really, it's true!

WUT?: I read it in a bestiliaty hentai.

In case you missed last week's episode, either because you weren't available or you simply miss it and want to experience it again, you can click here to see the show before getting started with this one! I'll wait.

From Get both Hotline Miami games in a brutal physical box set

Dreamweaver: Well, now I've heard everything.

From Believable rumor: Remastered Arkham Asylum and Arkham City coming this year

Dreamweaver: I'm okay with people wanting HD ports, but there's gotta be a limit.

From Someone rigged their Hearthstone turn to take over 40 hours

Dreamweaver: Why not? Just think of the missiles as "looping money shots".

From Guy beats Dark Souls with DK Bongos

Dreamweaver: But bongos soothe the savage Souls.

From Make your own visual novels with this simple tool

Dreamweaver: Now that you're featured, you are doubly obligated to make that dream come true! Hehe, come.

From Kill Strain, that MOBA shooter from Sony, will have an Early Access period

Dreamweaver: That graph also doubles as the state of my erections from arousal to orgasms. Clearly the reason why I'm single.

From You can sign up for the Rainbow Six: Siege beta with a preorder

Dreamweaver: Back then, people got paid to test games! Crazy, I know!

From How to find most of Bloodborne's hidden optional bosses

Dreamweaver: I guess we know now who's Bloodborne, amIright?

From How to locate the final, hidden boss in Bloodborne and achieve the true ending

Dreamweaver: To his credit, this means Chris Carter knows how to use his hands!

From New Splatoon screenshots reveal clothing, weapons, stages, and characters


Dreamweaver: Shame you're a ronin for life, because that's like Sensei wisdom right there.

From Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker's amiibo functionality adds a small incentive to replay every level

Dreamweaver: Naw, he's just charging up for the most epic bro-fist.

From Marvelous, Senran Kagura creator launch new series

Dreamweaver: All those years of swinging women around have prepared me for this.

Dreamweaver: I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.

Dreamweaver: The joke is that the shovel is Occam's grandma who turned into a weapon. Also a lesbian.

From Nintendo: 'Splatoon is aiming to do for action shooters what Mario Kart did to racing

Dreamweaver: Like something Kanye would do!

From More Dissidia Final Fantasy arcade cabinet details coming April

Dreamweaver: Or not enough, depending on how you look at him.

From Man at Arms crafts Legend of Zeda shield

Dreamweaver: I hear Arms is nice this time of year.

From Senran Kagura sticks tongue through cheek with jiggling website, fake boob-based console

Dreamweaver: This is why I can't make eye contact with girls unless they're flat-chested. At which point I probably wouldn't be talking to them in the first place.

From Your PS4 is getting better tommorow with the Yukimura update

Dreamweaver: You can't miss it: it's the console actually running away!

From Devolver Digital & Dtoid Live Stream: Not a Hero

Dreamweaver: They wouldn't if you had a beard!

From Review: Game of Thrones: A Telltale Game Series: The Sword in the Darkness

Dreamweaver: I guess he colon't handle it.

From Grand Theft Auto V graphics are worse in recent update

Dreamweaver: So soon?

From Review: Jump'N'Shoot Attack

Dreamweaver: I jumped N and shoot attack at people. It wasn't very effective.

From Dirty Bomb aims high with its focus on hardcore FPS action

Dreamweaver: You're not a dick, you're a cock. Totally different.

From 1001 Spikes Wii U off-TV patch finally coming

Dreamweaver: What happens if you lose count?

From Want to know exactly how Xenoblade Chronicles 3D's amiibo and StreetPass mechanics work

Dreamweaver: He never did answer that.

From Nippon Ichi Software now committing to PS4 and Vita

Dreamweaver: ...Never before did I want Rule 34 of a Vita.

From Batman: Arkham Knight delayed once again

Dreamweaver: Seriously, how outdated are they?

Dreamweaver: ...I don't want to come in there.

From We're streaming Bloodborne right now

Dreamweaver: I hope these guys aren't going to be streaming Bloodborne if you know what I mean. Which, I hope you don't, because even that disturbs me.

From Very Quick Tips: Bloodborne

Dreamweaver: So that's why my chocolate milk was full of pulp.

From Final Fantasy XV is a Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus

Dreamweaver: Yeah, how else are you supposed to pitch a tent?

From Blizzard provides more details for WoW Tokens, the currency that can purchase game time

Dreamweaver: I would be afraid to know what goes in there.

From Review: Life is Strange: Out of Time

Dreamweaver: I'd love to see the baby pictures!

From Having trouble wih VR nausea? Just follow your nose!

Dreamweaver: I featured this comment so the rest of you can suffer the same fate!


Dreamweaver: Almost makes you forget about the nose on your face. HA, I BET YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT AGAIN!

Welp, that's it for this edition! Keep on commenting, fellow Dtoiders, and hopefully we'll meet again next week!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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