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Comments of the Week - Don't be scared, come inside



Yo, welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a time where we all get together to laugh at some of the best comments, said by community members such as yourselves, all in one convenient location! So if you've been out and about these past few days, or simply want to relive old memories once more, then this is for you! As always, comments are divided into three categories:

TRUTH: men burn 100 calories per sex session.

LOL: women burn 69.

WUT?: a coincidence.

If you're reading this pre-recorded message, you have now fallen into my trap and will remain as my bitches for the rest of your lives. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh snap, I didn't lock the doors, did I? Wouldn't be the first time I forgot. Nevermind, then! I'll just have get you next time, my pretties!


From Europe's next Splatfest has a decidedly theatrical slant


Dreamweaver: Controlling women are hot as fuck, and that's a fact! Even more so when they spit on you and call you names!

From Star Fox Zero box art revealed, with no Platinum Games logo


Dreamweaver: Twitter? I hardly know her!

Because I have no social media. :(

From Review: Snakebird


Dreamweaver: Same here, it's usually why I tell people it's a "puzzle" why I don't finish games. :3

From Just Cause 3 is giving away a goddamn island, and you probably want no part of it


Dreamweaver: Telling hot chicks a bunch of rocks is a private island is like telling people you're in a band, only to neglect that you play at senior centers, one of which you got kicked out of for giving someone a heart attack.


Dreamweaver: Matt Damon lives on a private island?


Dreamweaver: Not with that attitude!

From Ubisoft unveils bonus Assassin's Creed Syndicate missions as pre-order sweetener


Dreamweaver: Uplay is their foreplay.

From There's a bunch of Mad Max pre-order deals at more than half-off


Dreamweaver: The same also applies to hookers.

From Haha, Guilty Gear is in Phantasy Star Online now


Dreamweaver: Why you gotta go there?

From Sony is blocking Until Dawn players from archiving Twitch streams


Dreamweaver: Where do people come up with these puns!?


Dreamweaver: Equal rights for teens in fright!

Except Sherrie. Fuck her, she wouldn't deepthroat me just because my penis's only two inches.

Wait a minute... did she say "wouldn't" or "couldn't?"


From Boston police arrest two armed men at Pokemon World Championships


Dreamweaver: I'm never going to Australia.

From Is this Bleszinski's next game?


Dreamweaver: Wasn't as good as 2:06:55:38.

From Hitler really mucked things up for the Persona 2 localization


Dreamweaver: Hitler? I hardly kn- fuck, I used that joke already, didn't I?

From Fatal Frame Wii U is an eShop exclusive in North America


Dreamweaver: I can't wait to ask people "wanna play Duck U on my couch?"!

From Sony Vita settlement emails going out, check yours!


Dreamweaver: They don't call him Evil Nick for nothing.

From Google takes on Twitch today with YouTube Gaming


Dreamweaver: But then where will the gerbils hide?

From Final Fantasy VII remake team toying with battle system overhaul


Dreamweaver: There are literally no words for this moment.

From Cliff Bleszinski's arena shooter is LawBreakers


Dreamweaver: But who will defend us from the vampires?

From Walmart's selling the Marth amiibo at a 115 percent mark-up


Dreamweaver: Can they trademark something everyone says though?

From Where is the Until Dawn pre-order DLC? In the middle of the story


Dreamweaver: Jed gets what Jed wants, dammit!

From PS4 Metal Gear Solid 5 Collector's Edition missing DLC codes


Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, bigboss0110!

From Until Dawn's Twitch archive blocking was 'unintentional'


Dreamweaver: Hey, maybe the spider's from Australia!


From Podtoid 303: A Good Amount of Cocaine


Dreamweaver: Seriously, Kyle.


Dreamweaver: This is what happens when we let him eat escargo.

From Tabletopia wants to be the premier digital board game platform


Dreamweaver: Is there any other way to be sent into Tartarus?

From Turok and Turok 2 are being re-released for PC


Dreamweaver: Turok sounds like a porn star's name anyway.

From R. Mika is headed to Street Fighter V


Dreamweaver: This is going to be my signature assassination method.

From Players can vote for the next potential Guilty Gear Xrd character


Dreamweaver: Really?


Dreamweaver: Well, golly gee, that's a big cock!

From Fallout 4 will contain twice as many assets as Skyrim


Dreamweaver: Put it in a porno!


Dreamweaver: That's some impressive logic, right there.

From Pay real money for fake boobs in Gal Gun: Double Peace


Dreamweaver: ...What? 8^8

From The best video game trailer ever that I can't stop watching


Dreamweaver: To me, it was just a Tuesday.

From Guild Wars 2's base game goes free-to-play today, no purchase needed


Dreamweaver: He's free-to-play because he comes with microtransactions! >:3

Welp, that's it for this edition, folks! Keep commenting, you beautiful creatures you, and you guys know where to come back for more!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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