And welcome back to Comments of the Week! Yes, yes, I know, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a pretty kick ass game, and Mad Max: Fury Road is available on Blu-Ray, so perhaps you've been too busy to come to Destructoid. In that case, why not relax with some of the best comments said by fellow community members (this week) all in one convenient location? As always, comments are divided into three categories:
TRUTH: male giraffes headbutts females in the bladder in order to taste their pee to determine if they're ready to mate.
LOL: that's some really kinky foreplay.
WUT?: who wants to try it with me?
"But wait a minute, Dreamweaver! Didn't we try this last week?" I don't know...DID WE? If you're curious, then why not check out last week's edition and see for yourself? Don't be scared, come inside.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Coil.
Dreamweaver: Same here because...
Dreamweaver: Im honor of Macho Man Randy Savage, I can dig it!
Dreamweaver: Steam sales are secretly a curse.
Dreamweaver: He should also teach philosophy!
Dreamweaver: I bet he's secretly Uwe Boll.
Dreamweaver: Erections up in salute!
Dreamweaver: After seeing the header, I wish I learned of it sooner!
"Gods, please forgive me?" AND SHE'S NAUGHTY TOO!?
Dreamweaver: So old people do have weaknesses...
Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus! Stop stealing Lawman's spotlight!
Dreamweaver: The joke is, the president was going to ask him to pay anyway.
Dreamweaver: So that's why Anita Sarkeesian exists...
Dreamweaver: She should lower it: no one's looking up there anyway.
Dreamweaver: Hahaha, "most of us" indeed!
Dreamweaver: That's a Lifetime movie to be made.
Dreamweaver: THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING!
Dreamweaver: Who stares at his abs when he's got a wicked beard on his face?
Dreamweaver: GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T STOP IT!
From Review: Mad Max
Dreamweaver: The sand castle would've washed away by the ocean, but taking his cookie? That makes it personal.
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Kaleido.
Dreamweaver: It's funny because it's true!
Dreamweaver: I like this comment better!
Dreamweaver: Gengar's was still alive, by the way. You just can't hear his screams of agony.
Dreamweaver: ...Why isn't this a thing? 8^8
Dreamweaver: You should check his penis before making assumptions.
Dreamweaver: What the hell did they put in the water?
Dreamweaver: I don't know what's worse: the hasthag, or that old ass joke.
Dreamweaver: Confirmed: dieger has the ability to force fetishes on people.
Dreamweaver: If that doesn't work, he'll tell you he has amiibo.
Dreamweaver: He already does that, he just wants to be acknowledged this time.
Dreamweaver: I hope he means bondage...
Dreamweaver: MOTHER OF GOD.
Dreamweaver: I see what you did there.
I hate you so much.
Well, that's it for this week! As always, I hope you enjoyed yourselves! Be sure you comment down below your favorite jokes, any gems I might've missed, or how fucking sexy I am. Because, you know, one can never get tired of hearing that.