Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a collection of comments that you, the community, have made that I think are worth sharing! So, in case you've been gone this week, or simply want to relive some of the moments you love once again, then this is for you!
As always, these comments are selected and placed into three categories:
TRUTH: did you know dolphins ejaculate at over 150 MPH?
LOL: no, really, it's true!
WUT?: I read it in a bestiliaty hentai.
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Dreamweaver: Well, now I've heard everything.
Dreamweaver: I'm okay with people wanting HD ports, but there's gotta be a limit.
Dreamweaver: Why not? Just think of the missiles as "looping money shots".
Dreamweaver: But bongos soothe the savage Souls.
Dreamweaver: Now that you're featured, you are doubly obligated to make that dream come true! Hehe, come.
Dreamweaver: That graph also doubles as the state of my erections from arousal to orgasms. Clearly the reason why I'm single.
Dreamweaver: Back then, people got paid to test games! Crazy, I know!
Dreamweaver: I guess we know now who's Bloodborne, amIright?
Dreamweaver: To his credit, this means Chris Carter knows how to use his hands!
Dreamweaver: DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION!
Dreamweaver: Shame you're a ronin for life, because that's like Sensei wisdom right there.
Dreamweaver: Naw, he's just charging up for the most epic bro-fist.
Dreamweaver: All those years of swinging women around have prepared me for this.
Dreamweaver: I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.
Dreamweaver: The joke is that the shovel is Occam's grandma who turned into a weapon. Also a lesbian.
Dreamweaver: Like something Kanye would do!
Dreamweaver: Or not enough, depending on how you look at him.
Dreamweaver: I hear Arms is nice this time of year.
Dreamweaver: This is why I can't make eye contact with girls unless they're flat-chested. At which point I probably wouldn't be talking to them in the first place.
Dreamweaver: You can't miss it: it's the console actually running away!
Dreamweaver: They wouldn't if you had a beard!
Dreamweaver: I guess he colon't handle it.
Dreamweaver: So soon?
Dreamweaver: I jumped N and shoot attack at people. It wasn't very effective.
Dreamweaver: You're not a dick, you're a cock. Totally different.
Dreamweaver: What happens if you lose count?
Dreamweaver: He never did answer that.
Dreamweaver: ...Never before did I want Rule 34 of a Vita.
Dreamweaver: Seriously, how outdated are they?
Dreamweaver: ...I don't want to come in there.
Dreamweaver: I hope these guys aren't going to be streaming Bloodborne if you know what I mean. Which, I hope you don't, because even that disturbs me.
Dreamweaver: So that's why my chocolate milk was full of pulp.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, how else are you supposed to pitch a tent?
Dreamweaver: I would be afraid to know what goes in there.
Dreamweaver: I'd love to see the baby pictures!
Dreamweaver: I featured this comment so the rest of you can suffer the same fate!
Dreamweaver: Almost makes you forget about the nose on your face. HA, I BET YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT AGAIN!
Welp, that's it for this edition! Keep on commenting, fellow Dtoiders, and hopefully we'll meet again next week!