Comments of the Week - Doing things in the dark

Hello, everyone (who reads this blog), and welcome back to Comments of the Week! If you're still reading this intro, that's because you're new here and you have no idea of the wonderful comments I've compiled down below. If that's the case, that means YOU'RE AN OUTSIDER AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE!

Nah, I'm just kidding. We love virgins. Anyway, as I was saying, this is the place where I find some of the best comments said by the community to showcase them in one spot. So whether you've been off the computer, been on the computer surfing porn, or been on the computer getting off to porn, then this is what you've missed! As always, comments are categorized into these three sections:

TRUTH: the internet was made for porn.

LOL: the cat videos came afterwards.

WUT?: I like to combine the two.

If you want to see more, you can see me wonder if I'm doing it right with this link right here. If I wasn't, then keep it to yourself; everyone else didn't notice!

From Anthropomorphic mushroom girl game crumbles

Dreamweaver: Fungi? More like fun GIRL!

From Watch Dogs changed Ubisoft's approach to showing pre-release games

Dreamweaver: Now that is the second best burn I've seen this week, I say.

From I'm retiring from my editor-in-chief job, so let's have a contest!

Dreamweaver: Holmes could totally have a sitcom. Living in Holmes' Home.

Dreamweaver: And that's the truth.

From Will you try to 100% Batman: Arkham Knight?

Dreamweaver: That's what he does every Sunday morning at the playground.

From Sega knows it 'betrayed' fans, admits Atlus taught it how to be better

Dreamweaver: Sonic: Dancing All Night confirmed.

From Yeah, the 'Seriously...' Achievement is back in the Gears of War remaster

Dreamweaver: AND POINTS, YO.

From 'We want more female heroes and fewer sex objects,' say teenage boys

Dreamweaver: But they won't, because they wanted woman to be less like sex objects.

Dreamweaver: You two should get a room.

From Metal Gear Solid V producer responds to early 'downgrade' complaints

Dreamweaver: That's when he took that selfie.

From Ubisoft speaks out in favor of Xbox One's backwards compatibility

Dreamweaver: So now we're back to straight ports and re-releases?

From Stella Glow coming to Europe spring 2016

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Chist.

From This kid gives zero f*cks about winning an Xbox One

Dreamweaver: One is the loneliest number.

From Suda51 says we may get No More Heroes 3 in 15 to 20 years

Dreamweaver: He's not the only one.

Dreamweaver: The impossible.

From Podtoid 299: Blast Ball

Dreamweaver: How do you make that spelling mistake?

From Watch five minutes of hardcore Japanese Disney action

Dreamweaver: What you talkin' 'bout? This is fuckin' gangsta, and if you ain't down with it, then you straight busta.

From If you own Minecraft, you get it free on Windows 10

Dreamweaver: Hoop-pooja, there it is.

From New Destructoid explained

Dreamweaver: He's in charge of the Niero-regions.

Dreamweaver: That's de-dick-cation right there.

Dreamweaver: I like it A LOT.

From King of the Iron Fist: $80,000 Tekken 7 tournamet

Dreamweaver: Very carefully.

From Did you download the Ciri Costume DLC for Witcher 3? Delete it

Dreamweaver: His arms or his penis!?

From Want to play Assassin's Creed at SDCC? You have to write a short essay first

Dreamweaver: I can't count.

From 'Online harassment is not an impossible problem,' says Riot

Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.

From Every UK 11-year-old is getting a BBC micro-computer

Dreamweaver: Fine, more for me.

From Review: Duck Game

Dreamweaver: With duck lips?

From Squid Now 2: Splatfest - A Splatoon avant-garde art film sequel

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn potty mouth!

From Nearly 80 games on sale in Xbox Ultimate Game Sale

Dreamweaver: Brett looks like he enjoys that a little TOO much.

From New set of 12 Fallout amiibo announced

Dreamweaver: I'm so glad I caught this: I literally sat at my computer laughing when I saw it.

From Study: Women motivated to play violent video games to feel more attractive

Dreamweaver: I'd like to flash my penis inside HER mall, if you know what I mean.

From That's it, I'm done with amiibo collecting

Dreamweaver: It said nothing about eldery people. Now I know who to sell Amiibo to. They won't need their retirement funds eventually anyway.

From Helldivers is getting an expansion called Masters of the Galaxy

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From Mega Man X6 released on Japanese PSN, US version might be possible after all

Dreamweaver: "Get the..." what?

Dreamweaver: Oh...

From Four characters rumoured to be returning in Street Fighter V

Dreamweaver: Penis is always the answer. Also cocks.

From New karaoke game That's What I Call Sing coming to PS4, Xbox One

Dreamweaver: They totally banged.

From Rumor: Nintendo of America drops Devil's Third for US release

Dreamweaver: ...What the fuck did I just read?

Well, that's it for this week. Keep on writing, dear Dtoiders, and maybe you can make it one day! Until then, what comments did you like? Think there's something I missed? Leave your thoughts below! I personally loved the Ciri "delete" comment.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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