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Comments of the Week - Doing things in the dark


Hello, everyone (who reads this blog), and welcome back to Comments of the Week! If you're still reading this intro, that's because you're new here and you have no idea of the wonderful comments I've compiled down below. If that's the case, that means YOU'RE AN OUTSIDER AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE!

Nah, I'm just kidding. We love virgins. Anyway, as I was saying, this is the place where I find some of the best comments said by the community to showcase them in one spot. So whether you've been off the computer, been on the computer surfing porn, or been on the computer getting off to porn, then this is what you've missed! As always, comments are categorized into these three sections:

TRUTH: the internet was made for porn.

LOL: the cat videos came afterwards.

WUT?: I like to combine the two.

If you want to see more, you can see me wonder if I'm doing it right with this link right here. If I wasn't, then keep it to yourself; everyone else didn't notice!

From Anthropomorphic mushroom girl game crumbles

Dreamweaver: Fungi? More like fun GIRL!

From Watch Dogs changed Ubisoft's approach to showing pre-release games

Dreamweaver: Now that is the second best burn I've seen this week, I say.

From I'm retiring from my editor-in-chief job, so let's have a contest!

Dreamweaver: Holmes could totally have a sitcom. Living in Holmes' Home.

Dreamweaver: And that's the truth.

From Will you try to 100% Batman: Arkham Knight?

Dreamweaver: That's what he does every Sunday morning at the playground.

From Sega knows it 'betrayed' fans, admits Atlus taught it how to be better

Dreamweaver: Sonic: Dancing All Night confirmed.

From Yeah, the 'Seriously...' Achievement is back in the Gears of War remaster

Dreamweaver: AND POINTS, YO.

From 'We want more female heroes and fewer sex objects,' say teenage boys

Dreamweaver: But they won't, because they wanted woman to be less like sex objects.

Dreamweaver: You two should get a room.

From Metal Gear Solid V producer responds to early 'downgrade' complaints

Dreamweaver: That's when he took that selfie.

From Ubisoft speaks out in favor of Xbox One's backwards compatibility

Dreamweaver: So now we're back to straight ports and re-releases?

From Stella Glow coming to Europe spring 2016

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Chist.

From This kid gives zero f*cks about winning an Xbox One

Dreamweaver: One is the loneliest number.

From Suda51 says we may get No More Heroes 3 in 15 to 20 years

Dreamweaver: He's not the only one.

Dreamweaver: The impossible.

From Podtoid 299: Blast Ball

Dreamweaver: How do you make that spelling mistake?

From Watch five minutes of hardcore Japanese Disney action

Dreamweaver: What you talkin' 'bout? This is fuckin' gangsta, and if you ain't down with it, then you straight busta.

From If you own Minecraft, you get it free on Windows 10

Dreamweaver: Hoop-pooja, there it is.

From New Destructoid explained

Dreamweaver: He's in charge of the Niero-regions.

Dreamweaver: That's de-dick-cation right there.

Dreamweaver: I like it A LOT.

From King of the Iron Fist: $80,000 Tekken 7 tournamet

Dreamweaver: Very carefully.

From Did you download the Ciri Costume DLC for Witcher 3? Delete it

Dreamweaver: His arms or his penis!?

From Want to play Assassin's Creed at SDCC? You have to write a short essay first

Dreamweaver: I can't count.

From 'Online harassment is not an impossible problem,' says Riot

Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.

From Every UK 11-year-old is getting a BBC micro-computer

Dreamweaver: Fine, more for me.

From Review: Duck Game

Dreamweaver: With duck lips?

From Squid Now 2: Splatfest - A Splatoon avant-garde art film sequel

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn potty mouth!

From Nearly 80 games on sale in Xbox Ultimate Game Sale

Dreamweaver: Brett looks like he enjoys that a little TOO much.

From New set of 12 Fallout amiibo announced

Dreamweaver: I'm so glad I caught this: I literally sat at my computer laughing when I saw it.

From Study: Women motivated to play violent video games to feel more attractive

Dreamweaver: I'd like to flash my penis inside HER mall, if you know what I mean.

From That's it, I'm done with amiibo collecting

Dreamweaver: It said nothing about eldery people. Now I know who to sell Amiibo to. They won't need their retirement funds eventually anyway.

From Helldivers is getting an expansion called Masters of the Galaxy

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From Mega Man X6 released on Japanese PSN, US version might be possible after all

Dreamweaver: "Get the..." what?

Dreamweaver: Oh...

From Four characters rumoured to be returning in Street Fighter V

Dreamweaver: Penis is always the answer. Also cocks.

From New karaoke game That's What I Call Sing coming to PS4, Xbox One

Dreamweaver: They totally banged.

From Rumor: Nintendo of America drops Devil's Third for US release

Dreamweaver: ...What the fuck did I just read?

Well, that's it for this week. Keep on writing, dear Dtoiders, and maybe you can make it one day! Until then, what comments did you like? Think there's something I missed? Leave your thoughts below! I personally loved the Ciri "delete" comment.

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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