Hello, everyone (who reads this blog), and welcome back to Comments of the Week! If you're still reading this intro, that's because you're new here and you have no idea of the wonderful comments I've compiled down below. If that's the case, that means YOU'RE AN OUTSIDER AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE!
Nah, I'm just kidding. We love virgins. Anyway, as I was saying, this is the place where I find some of the best comments said by the community to showcase them in one spot. So whether you've been off the computer, been on the computer surfing porn, or been on the computer getting off to porn, then this is what you've missed! As always, comments are categorized into these three sections:
TRUTH: the internet was made for porn.
LOL: the cat videos came afterwards.
WUT?: I like to combine the two.
If you want to see more, you can see me wonder if I'm doing it right with this link right here. If I wasn't, then keep it to yourself; everyone else didn't notice!
Dreamweaver: Fungi? More like fun GIRL!
Dreamweaver: Now that is the second best burn I've seen this week, I say.
Dreamweaver: Holmes could totally have a sitcom. Living in Holmes' Home.
Dreamweaver: And that's the truth.
Dreamweaver: That's what he does every Sunday morning at the playground.
Dreamweaver: Sonic: Dancing All Night confirmed.
Dreamweaver: AND POINTS, YO.
Dreamweaver: But they won't, because they wanted woman to be less like sex objects.
Dreamweaver: You two should get a room.
Dreamweaver: That's when he took that selfie.
Dreamweaver: So now we're back to straight ports and re-releases?
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Chist.
Dreamweaver: One is the loneliest number.
Dreamweaver: He's not the only one.
Dreamweaver: The impossible.
Dreamweaver: How do you make that spelling mistake?
Dreamweaver: What you talkin' 'bout? This is fuckin' gangsta, and if you ain't down with it, then you straight busta.
Dreamweaver: Hoop-pooja, there it is.
Dreamweaver: He's in charge of the Niero-regions.
Dreamweaver: That's de-dick-cation right there.
Dreamweaver: I like it A LOT.
Dreamweaver: Very carefully.
Dreamweaver: His arms or his penis!?
Dreamweaver: I can't count.
Dreamweaver: It's okay to laugh.
Dreamweaver: Fine, more for me.
From Review: Duck Game
Dreamweaver: With duck lips?
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn potty mouth!
Dreamweaver: Brett looks like he enjoys that a little TOO much.
Dreamweaver: I'm so glad I caught this: I literally sat at my computer laughing when I saw it.
Dreamweaver: I'd like to flash my penis inside HER mall, if you know what I mean.
Dreamweaver: It said nothing about eldery people. Now I know who to sell Amiibo to. They won't need their retirement funds eventually anyway.
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: "Get the..." what?
Dreamweaver: Penis is always the answer. Also cocks.
Dreamweaver: They totally banged.
Dreamweaver: ...What the fuck did I just read?
Well, that's it for this week. Keep on writing, dear Dtoiders, and maybe you can make it one day! Until then, what comments did you like? Think there's something I missed? Leave your thoughts below! I personally loved the Ciri "delete" comment.