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Comments of the Week - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb


Welcome back everyone to Comments of the Week! This is basically Destructoid's version of "America's Funniest Home Video," where yours truly gathers all the comments he could find this week that's worth sharing with you folks. I even provide all the bad jokes you'd expect from a community showcase like this one! So whether you've been playing Fallout 4 all week and missed visiting the site, or simply want to see all the stuff that went down a second time, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: There's more calories in a single piece of Ferrara Pan Atomic FireBall Candy than there are in the average load of sperm.

LOL: But they both burn your throat when you swallow, am I right?

WUT?: N-Not that I know that myself... baka!

Comments of the Week is brought to you by iDroid, the latest in smartphone technology. If you haven't picked one up, why not check out last week's edition of CotW and see what you're missing out on.


From A modder has taken the Alien out of Alien: Isolation

Dreamweaver: I don't know what politics have to do with this.

Dreamweaver: Huh, I didn't think finding out the true purpose of the internet would feels so very anti-climatic.

From Don't masturbate in public to PS4 displays

Dreamweaver: You're boned either way.

From Check out this awesome Darth Vader PS4 controller

Dreamweaver: Let's throw a ninja star at his face and see what he does, just to be sure.

From What does the developer of Undertale want to change about the game?

Dreamweaver: Don't let someone else sour what you enjoy. Unless that someone is me. I know what's good for you.

From Buy tickets to see Dead or Alive's Itagaki in court

Dreamweaver: Continental breakfast sounds like something that came out of Britain. Which means you should already know it sucks.

From The first wave of Nintendo mobile games will all be free-to-play

Dreamweaver: God bless America.

From Steam analyst claims 1.2 million people owned Fallout 4 at launch

Dreamweaver: I bet there's someone telling a rich guy in a cult that if he said this in a video game website, he'd sound fucking crazy.

From Life is Strange is getting a physical edition, out next year

Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Chris Carter produces fruit.

From As a reminder, Destructoid does not attend industry review events

Dreamweaver: This is exactly what Niero had in mind when he created this site.

From Overkill made the Payday 2 microtransactions worse: cash and XP boosts

Dreamweaver: But you went and did it anyway.

You went and did it anyway.

From You'll want to install the Xenoblade Chronicles X data packs before launch

Dreamweaver: Eventually, we'll have pre-orders for the pre-day one patches!


From Here's how Shovel Knight and Nipples Juan look in Indivisible

Dreamweaver: You should've sold it at a lower price.

From Close to home: dad throws son at foes in Dad Quest

Dreamweaver: ...She sleeps with him?

From Star Wars Battlefront has a surprisingly small file size

Dreamweaver: I'm just kidding! I never had sex!



From Telltale details assorted Walking Dead news

Dreamweaver: So this is what George Bush does in his spare time.

From Fragile gamer says she just can't handle Destructoid reviews anymore (Fauxclusive)

Dreamweaver: It's still not as bad as living in Canada.

From Rodea: The Sky Soldier on 3DS is basically a far worse Wii U version

Dreamweaver: All part of "m" key's plan...

From Here are all the names Fallout 4's Codsworth can say

Dreamweaver: Apparently, I speak Boston.

Dreamweaver: So that's why you never see anyone named Sean in the apocalypse.

From Having issues with the new Xbox One Experience update?

Dreamweaver: I always wondered what the hole was for.

From Bethesda shipped a whole lot of copies of Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: HOW DOES HE DO IT?

From A Saint Seiya: Soldier's Soul PC port will be released this month

Dreamweaver: Well, he's in space, so he's technically over everyone's diner!

Well, half the time anyway.

From A bunch of up-close pictures of that sweet Wolf Link amiibo

Dreamweaver: I thought that disc was supposed to be a coaster for the amiibo.

From Boobie mouse pads included with Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Collector's Editions

Dreamweaver: And people told me being able to click a mouse with my penis was never going to amount to anything.


From Impossible Creatures finally releases on Steam, 13 years after being announced

Dreamweaver: Yet still not scarier than anything found in New Jersey.

From Review: Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: The applesauce ate itself.

Dreamweaver: He totally earned that position.

Dreamweaver: People have emotions when they fap?

From Affordable Space Adventures is getting a huge update this month

Dreamweaver: Did he literally wait until there was 69 comments, or did he make 69 Disqus accounts just to make this one image?

From If you like Star Wars and Anna Kendrick, I have the thing for you

Dreamweaver: Is his blood in his eyelids, or are his eyes in his bloodstream?

From Where to find companions in Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: I feel like there should've been some nudity, but it's otherwise a riveting story.

From Fallout 4 already shattered one Steam record*

Dreamweaver: Well, I guess a P.O. box could, in theory...

Dreamweaver: I'm not a scientist.

From It sounds like Life is Strange 2 is happening (Update)

Dreamweaver: Place your bets everyone!

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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