Welcome back everyone to Comments of the Week! This is basically Destructoid's version of "America's Funniest Home Video," where yours truly gathers all the comments he could find this week that's worth sharing with you folks. I even provide all the bad jokes you'd expect from a community showcase like this one! So whether you've been playing Fallout 4 all week and missed visiting the site, or simply want to see all the stuff that went down a second time, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: There's more calories in a single piece of Ferrara Pan Atomic FireBall Candy than there are in the average load of sperm.
LOL: But they both burn your throat when you swallow, am I right?
WUT?: N-Not that I know that myself... baka!
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Dreamweaver: I don't know what politics have to do with this.
Dreamweaver: Huh, I didn't think finding out the true purpose of the internet would feels so very anti-climatic.
Dreamweaver: You're boned either way.
Dreamweaver: Let's throw a ninja star at his face and see what he does, just to be sure.
Dreamweaver: Don't let someone else sour what you enjoy. Unless that someone is me. I know what's good for you.
Dreamweaver: Continental breakfast sounds like something that came out of Britain. Which means you should already know it sucks.
Dreamweaver: God bless America.
Dreamweaver: I bet there's someone telling a rich guy in a cult that if he said this in a video game website, he'd sound fucking crazy.
Dreamweaver: Confirmed: Chris Carter produces fruit.
Dreamweaver: This is exactly what Niero had in mind when he created this site.
Dreamweaver: But you went and did it anyway.
You went and did it anyway.
Dreamweaver: Eventually, we'll have pre-orders for the pre-day one patches!
Dreamweaver: You should've sold it at a lower price.
Dreamweaver: ...She sleeps with him?
Dreamweaver: I'm just kidding! I never had sex!
Dreamweaver: So this is what George Bush does in his spare time.
Dreamweaver: It's still not as bad as living in Canada.
Dreamweaver: All part of "m" key's plan...
Dreamweaver: Apparently, I speak Boston.
Dreamweaver: So that's why you never see anyone named Sean in the apocalypse.
Dreamweaver: I always wondered what the hole was for.
Dreamweaver: HOW DOES HE DO IT?
Dreamweaver: Well, he's in space, so he's technically over everyone's diner!
Well, half the time anyway.
Dreamweaver: I thought that disc was supposed to be a coaster for the amiibo.
Dreamweaver: And people told me being able to click a mouse with my penis was never going to amount to anything.
Dreamweaver: Yet still not scarier than anything found in New Jersey.
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Dreamweaver: The applesauce ate itself.
Dreamweaver: He totally earned that position.
Dreamweaver: People have emotions when they fap?
Dreamweaver: Did he literally wait until there was 69 comments, or did he make 69 Disqus accounts just to make this one image?
Dreamweaver: Is his blood in his eyelids, or are his eyes in his bloodstream?
Dreamweaver: I feel like there should've been some nudity, but it's otherwise a riveting story.
Dreamweaver: Well, I guess a P.O. box could, in theory...
Dreamweaver: I'm not a scientist.
Dreamweaver: Place your bets everyone!
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