Welcome back to Comments of the Week, y'all! Hm? What's that you say? You don't know what Comments of the Week is? Boy (or girl -- not sexist), quit playing dumb! You know this is a showcase of kooky comments that has been said by the community, compiled by me in one convenient spot for everyone to enjoy! So, whether you've been out doing something or simply want to relive the gay old times, then this is for you. As always, you can expect three categories:
TRUTH: Knowledge is power!
LOL: No, really, use that brain of yours to get rich!
WUT?: Then become Batman.
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From Review: Her Story
Dreamweaver: If Flanx gets disappointed, IT'S ON YOU, LAURA!
Dreamweaver: ...It's too true. 8^8 (tear drops, by the way).
Dreamweaver: I'd like to weaponize lesbians. With sex.
Dreamweaver: What, you're telling me I can't be a black handicapped person who's deaf, speak Latin, and has three testicles!? Dammit Nintendo!
Dreamweaver: I can't even afford a Dinghy!
Dreamweaver: It's a time paradox!
Dreamweaver: Why not? People bought Destiny for full price. :3
Dreamweaver: ...Is that a recommendation, or an order?
Dreamweaver: It's true, he did.
Dreamweaver: The lunch was too valuable for Digital Extremes to leak, else other spies be coming.
Dreamweaver: There's always a chance no matter how astronomically small it is!
Which I hope is also true for people with small penises.
Dreamweaver: Are we talking about bong pipes?
Dreamweaver: HAND this man a prize!
Dreamweaver: Hey, they're ACTION foam cubes!
Dreamweaver: Good, the attention's off me...
Dreamweaver: I wished Handy made the "hand" comment earlier because he's so right for it :(
Dreamweaver: My personal favorite comment this week.
Dreamweaver: That's, like, the highest honor you can get.
Dreamweaver: It's true, he's not a business analyst.
Dreamweaver: I usually just say "U be soft, lol."
Dreamweaver: I wonder how he got a gig at Destructoid?
Dreamweaver: He's always so underappreciated.
Dreamweaver: Racism will not be tolerated. Please understand.
Dreamweaver: Son of a bitch, I can't stop laughing.
Dreamweaver: I see they've been speaking with my ex.
Dreamweaver: But if I help them, how will they learn to do it themselves?
Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Deadmoon87!
Dreamweaver: Looks like she's on a Dragon Quest, am I right? ... Penis, she's hunting for penis.
(Image stolen from... "provided" by Solar Pony Django)
Dreamweaver: It's only a matter of time before Sephzilla gets corrupted...
Dreamweaver: ...You just HAD to ask!
Dreamweaver: Still getting a boner anyway. #darksiders2
Dreamweaver: But she's my type!
Dreamweaver: Did it wait until you looked inside, or did it crawl up the urethra and attacked from the inside?
Dreamweaver: A "corndog" is what I call a "penis urethra insertion" play. If I push hard enough, ketchup comes out.
Dreamweaver: It's what keeps me up at night.
Dreamweaver: Only a superhero could write satire so good.
Dreamweaver: I wonder if the two comments are related.
Dreamweaver: I'm surprised he didn't!
Dreamweaver: I'm trying to figure out which "junk" is he talking about.
Alright you guys, that's it for this week! There's nothing left here to show, but don't forget to share your favorite comments down below whether I posted them here or not. I'm not everywhere you know!