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Comments of the Week - Am I doing it right?


Welcome back to Comments of the Week, y'all! Hm? What's that you say? You don't know what Comments of the Week is? Boy (or girl -- not sexist), quit playing dumb! You know this is a showcase of kooky comments that has been said by the community, compiled by me in one convenient spot for everyone to enjoy! So, whether you've been out doing something or simply want to relive the gay old times, then this is for you. As always, you can expect three categories:

TRUTH: Knowledge is power!

LOL: No, really, use that brain of yours to get rich!

WUT?: Then become Batman.

Are you sad? I think that's because you missed last week's edition. If you want to get a little happy (or should I get, a little gay?), then hop on over to this link to see what you missed!

From Review: Her Story

Dreamweaver: If Flanx gets disappointed, IT'S ON YOU, LAURA!

From Kojima has seen Mad Max four times because he is right and good

Dreamweaver: ...It's too true. 8^8 (tear drops, by the way).

From Valkyrie Drive reveals new Weaponized Lesbians

Dreamweaver: I'd like to weaponize lesbians. With sex.

From Why you can't be female in The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes

Dreamweaver: What, you're telling me I can't be a black handicapped person who's deaf, speak Latin, and has three testicles!? Dammit Nintendo!

From Shovel Knight headed to retail with a proper instruction manual

Dreamweaver: I can't even afford a Dinghy!

From A Fallout 4 character is now in Fallout Shelter

Dreamweaver: It's a time paradox!

From Uncharted 4 extended trailer: Drake is a Terminator

Dreamweaver: Why not? People bought Destiny for full price. :3

From Bethesda doesn't know when Xbox will make Fallout 3 backwards compatible

Dreamweaver: ...Is that a recommendation, or an order?

From Digital Extremes has its lunch stolen and its new game leaked

Dreamweaver: It's true, he did.

Dreamweaver: The lunch was too valuable for Digital Extremes to leak, else other spies be coming.

From Nintendo's Bill Trinen set to compete at EVO 2015

Dreamweaver: There's always a chance no matter how astronomically small it is!


Which I hope is also true for people with small penises.

From Mario looks shiny and new in Unreal 4

Dreamweaver: Are we talking about bong pipes?

From In Clumsy God, helping looks a lot like hurting

Dreamweaver: HAND this man a prize!

From Thomas Was Alone action figures are a real thing

Dreamweaver: Hey, they're ACTION foam cubes!

Dreamweaver: Good, the attention's off me...

Dreamweaver: I wished Handy made the "hand" comment earlier because he's so right for it :(

From Miiverse is getting a complete overhaul soon

Dreamweaver: My personal favorite comment this week.

From Humble Borderlands Bundle adds more DLC

Dreamweaver: That's, like, the highest honor you can get.

From Xbox: 'Sony does a really good job in mainland Europe'

Dreamweaver: It's true, he's not a business analyst.

From Troy Baker got Far Cry 4 gig by threatening to peel a Ubisoft assistant's face off

Dreamweaver: I usually just say "U be soft, lol."

Dreamweaver: I wonder how he got a gig at Destructoid?

Dreamweaver: He's always so underappreciated.

From Iwata on E3: Unlike other booths, most of our visitors were smiling

Dreamweaver: Racism will not be tolerated. Please understand.

Dreamweaver: Son of a bitch, I can't stop laughing.

From The Red Hood DLC pack for Arkham Knight is disgustingly short

Dreamweaver: I see they've been speaking with my ex.

From Give $6 to help kids, get into the Rainbow Six Siege closed beta

Dreamweaver: But if I help them, how will they learn to do it themselves?

From Weekend Deals: Wii U Splatoon bundle & 'Buy 2 Get 1 Free' GameStop used game sale

Dreamweaver: Gosh darn it, Deadmoon87!

From Reports: Dragon Quest VII and VIII coming west

Dreamweaver: Looks like she's on a Dragon Quest, am I right? ... Penis, she's hunting for penis.

From Ubisoft: 'Too early' to talk Beyond Good & Evil 2

(Image stolen from... "provided" by Solar Pony Django)

Dreamweaver: It's only a matter of time before Sephzilla gets corrupted...

From So people are really into this Final Fantasy VII remake

Dreamweaver: ...You just HAD to ask!

From The Darksiders II remaster doesn't look all that different

Dreamweaver: Still getting a boner anyway. #darksiders2

From I'm hooked on this Fire Emblem character creator

Dreamweaver: But she's my type!

Dreamweaver: Did it wait until you looked inside, or did it crawl up the urethra and attacked from the inside?

From Heroes of the Storm gets the Butcher today, after maintenance

Dreamweaver: A "corndog" is what I call a "penis urethra insertion" play. If I push hard enough, ketchup comes out.

From This Fallout cosplay proves cats are better than dogs

Dreamweaver: It's what keeps me up at night.

From Fauxlusive: Nookling Junction dumps Trump

Dreamweaver: Only a superhero could write satire so good.

Dreamweaver: I wonder if the two comments are related.

From Video of rare Sony Super Nintendo prototype

Dreamweaver: I'm surprised he didn't!

Dreamweaver: I'm trying to figure out which "junk" is he talking about.

Alright you guys, that's it for this week! There's nothing left here to show, but don't forget to share your favorite comments down below whether I posted them here or not. I'm not everywhere you know!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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