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Comments of the Week - A little too happy


Welcome back to Comments of the Week! As you're all probably aware by now, this is a community showcase where I scour articles to find the best comments said by members of the site such as yourself. So, whether you've been down and out, too busy, or simply want to catch up on what was said while you weren't here, then this is for you. As always, comments will be placed into three categories:

TRUTH: In some places, it is illegal to carry an ice cream come in your back pocket.

LOL: Why is that even a rule?

WUT?: Everyone keeps ice cream cones in their front pockets, duh.

If you missed last week's E3 edition, it's not to late to check it out! However, like penises, this edition will seem a LOT shorter in comparison, so unless size doesn't matter (bwahahahahaha!), maybe go visit the link after reading through this one.

From Half-Life and Hotline Miami mashup Half-Line Miami coming soon

Dreamweaver: Ya damn right, he is!

From Eurocage: Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls coming to PS4

Dreamweaver: The dragon's actually a penis.

From Fallout 4 'dialing back' graphics, runs at 1080p/30fps

Dreamweaver: Well, that escalated quickly.

From Shenmue 3 needs $10 million for a true open world

Dreamweaver: That's what he calls his legs.

From You can easily cut off content in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

Dreamweaver: These are dark times indeed.

From Bungie gets salty defending Destiny's expansion price

Dreamweaver: I know, right? The heck's wrong with y'all, playing with microphones like that?

From Standalone PS1-style DualShock 4 out this September

Dreamweaver: When will it end!?

Dreamweaver: Another reason to emphasis "bring your own controller" nights.

From Dwayne Johnson is doing a Rampage movie

Dreamweaver: I can't even front, I would literally cheer in a theatre if I saw that.

From 999 and Zero Escape writer's new game coming to PS4, Vita

Dreamweaver: To be fair, 97.69% of the people in that position would probably doom us all anyway.

Dreamweaver: Nailed it. With my meaty oar.

From Arkham Knght's gude mght have made a spellng mstake

Dreamweaver: The night isn't silent. The night is when people have sex, and porn taught me that if sex is quiet, someone is doing something wrong.

From Nintendo is making it harder to get around Miiverse account restrictions

Dreamweaver: Porn is the necessity of life. That's how we can put up having sex with ugly people.

From Yoshi's Woolly World amiibo allocation hits a bump in France

Dreamweaver: In related news, Mothra was seen returning to the home of crazed amiibo fanatic ChillyBilly, who was quoted whilst petting the monster's head "if I can't have the amiibos right now, NO ONE can!"

From Nintendo announced a new Metroid so we gave Zack a haircut

Dreamweaver: Brazzers? Mo like bro-zzers!

Dreamweaver: I don't know what the heck happened here, but I quite possibly like it.

From This will be a nice eulogy for Batman if he dies in Arkham Knight

Dreamweaver: I'd take a bite outta that crime!

From Warner Bros. strikes again: Batman: Arkham Knight having issues on PC

Dreamweaver: That's what I tried telling my parents about my report card with all F's.

From GameStop opens up sales for 'retro classics'

Dreamweaver: He wasn't asking.

From More Fallout 4 Pip-Boy editions are on sale at Amazon!

Dreamweaver: This carp is angry, y'all!

From Batman: Arkham Knight sales stopped on Steam

Dreamweaver: You can't top that.

From XCOM 2's mission gameplay looks gooooood

Dreamweaver: Well, lefty loosey, right tighty.

From Review: Batman: Arkham Knight

Dreamweaver: How did we not see this before!?

From Surprise! Nomura didn't know he was directing Final Fantasy VII remake

Dreamweaver: Have you tried Sudoku? It's a lot like killing yourself.

From Friday Night Fights - Today is Awesome

Dreamweaver: "The fuck it isn't." - Andy Dixon.

From Everything is your dad in the new Dad by the Sword trailer

Dreamweaver: But who's the father!? This is SO going to be on Jerry Springer.

From The most unrealistic thing that has ever happened in a video game

Dreamweaver: "guitar gently strumming..." That's a penis joke, isn't it?

From NIS gets creepy with new teaser

Dreamweaver: I like to think every time I masturbate, there's a hot chick in the world masturbating at the same time, so we're having some cosmic sex.

Then I'd finish first and she'll feel inexplicitly disappointed for some reason.

From You drank our milkshake: Dtoid.com E3 stats

Dreamweaver: I'm still trying to figure out if he's tilting his head to the left or the right... or not at all.

From Sticking a Morpheus on my face was pretty cool

Dreamweaver: That's creepy on 27 levels, yet arousing on 32 levels.

From Which VR headset will win? Porn has already decided

Dreamweaver: Occums.

From Review: The Controller Shop custom DualShock 4

Dreamweaver: You didn't want to anyway.

Dreamweaver: Well, what else is a Vita good for? :3

From Introducing the Xbox One for women

Dreamweaver: I can't even come up with a joke to top that.

So I guess Occams wins this round! Tune in next time, maybe I will succeed where others have failed!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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