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Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.


Hey, what's up everybody? It's your boy, Dreamweaver! I know, I know, Overwatch is coming out soon, and you need something to do while you wait for servers to turn on. Well, then I have something for you! If you're a sexy mama — I mean "put a bun in her oven" kind of hot — then you're going to love it!

If you're not, which I'm willing to bet most of you aren't, then you'll just have to settle for another edition of Comments of the Week! This is the most awesome-est community showcase in the entire site — eat it, Cblog Recaps! — where yours truly heads out into the dangerous parts of the site, known as the "front page", to scout out the funniest comments said by community members, such as yourselves! As always, they are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: in a lighthearted survey, 43% of participants would rather eat bacon than have sex.

LOL: it's because having sex is still considered to be a workout, am I right?

WUT?: where was this survey taken, in America?

If you haven't checked out last week's edition, and you still can't bare the weight of waiting for Overwatch to come online, then why don't you check it out right here?


From Stop the presses: Someone may have figured out poise in Dark Souls III

Dreamweaver: So... like trying to understand women?

From Steam Summer Sale 2016 date leaks

Dreamweaver: Replace "games" with "hookers" and you'll have what I call a Tuesday.

From Sign up for Pokemon Go field tests

Dreamweaver: He's going to sleep with so many wives, AND have the perfect excuse.

From EB Games listing confirms Legend of Zelda...trading cards?

Dreamweaver: Apparently, so does my ex-wife who I pay alimony to.

From I think...that's it: Infinite Warfare is the 2nd-most disliked YouTube video

Dreamweaver: "In short bursts and forgotten."

So... like sex with me?

Dreamweaver: And people want to elect Donald Trump for president...

From Prima is giving away a handful of free eGuides

Dreamweaver: Gasp! Can I also use this to find porn?

From Man beats hardest Doom difficulty without dying

Dreamweaver: I choose bust.

We're talking about boobs, right?

From Destiny's next expansion Rise of Iron revealed via leak

Dreamweaver: You can't, but Bungie will.

From New Yooka-Laylee details and 'representative' screenshots

Dreamweaver: Yet your comment has more upvotes...


From Review: Langrisser Re:Incarnation Tensei

Dreamweaver: Rolls right off the tongue.

I'm talking about my penis. It's not very big.

From Someone bought an unclaimed URL from Uncharted 4

Dreamweaver: Like a cherry popper.

From Stop what you're doing and watch this R-Type animation

Dreamweaver: If it makes you feel better, for all you know, they might've grown up to be the next Hitler.

From Overwatch physical copies are coming one day early

Dreamweaver: Like sleeping with me.

From CumWizard2K14's Quickpost

Dreamweaver: That name's taken by sperm-covered lizards.

Dreamweaver: I liked CumWizard before he was cool.

From Europe is getting five more 3DS Nintendo Selects

Dreamweaver: That's not all he selects. :O

Dreamweaver: I'm going to need a location and price tag.

From Canceled Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PSP footage surfaces

Dreamweaver: Those Bethesda bastards!

From Ghibli-like Lynn and the Spirits of Inao canceled in light of recent allegations

Dreamweaver: Get out.

From Still the best part of the new Doom

Dreamweaver: Do what I do: stick cameras in their room and hope they get naked.

From How to make your own Dark Souls Estus Flasks

Dreamweaver: Freezer? But I hardly know her!


From Overwatch parody short hilariously, terribly accurate

Dreamweaver: Replace "it" with "my virginity" and some comments becomes creepier!

From Don't forget to claim your free Shiny Yveltal in Pokemon this week

Dreamweaver: It'll still taste like chicken.

From Play a better game within Homefront: The Revolution

Dreamweaver: Probably being cloned. He really wants to be the next Chris Carter.

From CumWizard2k14's Quickpost

Dreamweaver: Depends, is your life a hentai or a comedy?

Also, I bet his face is exactly like his avatar's when he asked that.

From Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare mixes on-rails with open dog fights

Dreamweaver: Or is it too fantasy?

From Mass Effect: New Earth tickled my bum and sprayed me in the face

Dreamweaver: Winner? I hardly know her!

From Ha, the new Mario Minecraft pack is causing copyright issues on YouTube

Dreamweaver: No instant ramen? What are we, cavemen?

From So that's why staring at Tracer's legs makes me hungry

Dreamweaver: Well, waste not, want not.

From Check out this prototype for a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboarding game

Dreamweaver: Just another Tuesday in Destructoid.

And that's it for this edition! Did you have a good time? Well, at least that makes one of us.

Yeah, turns out that hot chick I mentioned before was a little TOO hot. Let's just say I picked Squirtle as my Starter. :(

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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