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Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there


Welcome back to Comments of the Week, the number one hit community showcase on Destructoid! I'm your host, the delightful Dreamweaver, bringing you the knockoff version of America's Funniest Home Videos with copy-pasted comments involuntarily stolen from community members such as yourselves! Don't even think about suing me; I have an army of angry kangaroos that are just eager to jump your ass!

Besides, why would you want to sue the guy that travels all over the front page to snatch the very best comments said last week to compile them all in one place for the folks who either want to see what they missed out on, or simply want to relive the coolest moment in their entire lives? Yeah, I'm totally Robin Hood, but without the tights. As always, comments are available in three toppings:

TRUTH: kangaroos can't walk backwards.

LOL: they will never learn to moonwalk.

WUT?: how will they become kings of the animal kingdom now?

"Wait a minute, didn't you have an army of ninja assassins last week?"

Why yes, I did! However, due to the costs of overtime — apparently, they're always on the clock — I had to let most of them go. However, kangaroos aren't so bad, so long as you don't step on their young when you sleep in their pouch.

I swear, his head looked like that before I got in!


From Nekro's Quickpost

Dreamweaver: So you're saying Carter should run for President?

Dreamweaver: Yeah, screw him. He's not even that goofy.

From Someone plug a hole in all these Batman Arkham HD Collection leaks

Dreamweaver: Looks like someone... better warn a brother.

From Publisher of obscure JRPG censors outfit just for the attention (Fauxclusive)

Dreamweaver: When they gonna bring back Kenan and Kel?

From Street Fighter V sales fall short of Capcom's expectation

Dreamweaver: Just like me in bed.

From The next Naruto game is called Ultimate Ninja Blazing

Dreamweaver: Damn, the stoners were ninjas all along...

From EA surpassed its lofty goals for Star Wars Battlefront

Dreamweaver: There's a whole lotta fucking going on.

From Naughty Dog snuck a couple cute Easter eggs in the Uncharted 4 trophies

Dreamweaver: I bet Konami has a whole bunch of material then, am I right?

Dreamweaver: Can we switch guys with guns? Mine told me to do weird stuff.

From Hitman's Elusive Targets missions go live 'at some point' today

Dreamweaver: So... missions no one will play? Seriously, who buys games at Target?

Though, it would be kinda ironic for Target to have Hitman exclusive missions.

From Disney Infinity 4.0 sounds like it could've been awesome

Dreamweaver: And the comment is all the better for it!


From Tunisian mobile game gives away two real, living cows

Dreamweaver: Oh, I'd dairy her login...

Wait, that's a cow, not a horse. False alarm.

From Chromie is the glass cannon I never knew I wanted

Dreamweaver: Dangus loves to make fun of his girlfriends. :P

From Apparently there's a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Trilogy coming?

Dreamweaver: Haha... scrotum.

Dreamweaver: Haha... testicles.

From Street Fighter V has eight frames of input lag on PS4

Dreamweaver: The Framing Group Convention thanks you!

Dreamweaver: "Input lag" is what I call the time between penetrating a woman and hearing her disappointed reaction.

From Has the toys to life bubble popped? Disney Infinity is no more as publisher shutters console gaming division

Dreamweaver: Better than Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

From Russian embassy warns of chemical warfare with Command & Conquer screen

Dreamweaver: Despite the violence, the news will focus solely on the naked Goombas.

From Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster released on Steam, deals up to 40% off

Dreamweaver: Don't tease us like that!

From Homeoftheblues' Quickpost

Dreamweaver: Popcorn Salvadore? I hardly know her!

From Sega's fiscal year was profitable, but not because it was successful

Dreamweaver: And they did.


From After all these years Shy Guy's face has finally been revealed

Dreamweaver: ...He's not a real doctor!

From We really want to play that Dark Souls board game

Dreamweaver: Better make sure you read the instructions. This is NOT a box you wanna get your dick stuck in.

From Xbox boss praises Uncharted 4's 'amazing work'

Dreamweaver: I hate to be in this guy's family pictures/

From Influence the future of Destructoid, take a quick survey

Dreamweaver: Well, if you're going to be polite about it...

From The best starter Pokemon, ranked

Dreamweaver: I mean, he's technically in last place...

Dreamweaver: Maybe he hates wet T-shirt contests.

Dreamweaver: Or so he wants you to believe.

From The Division is now the biggest new IP launch ever

Dreamweaver: What women say when I ask them to sleep with me.

From Let's whip Zack into shape with this Castlevania-themed exercise video

Dreamweaver: Seriously, the rest of the title is just fluff.

Dreamweaver: I know, it makes you wanna pee.

From Review in Progress: Doom

Okay, nobody panic! You saw his whip skills. He'll be fine. Ish.

Plus, his name's Furniss, so you know he can handle the heat.

Dreamweaver: These floors are clearly not up to code.

From Review: Stellaris

Dreamweaver: Does it matter?

And that's it for this edition! I hope you guys had a good time! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to retire to the warm, cozy pouch of my kangaroo mama. Just gotta find out where I put her dead baby's skin so I can sneak back in there...

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

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If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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