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Comments of the Week - バーガーベスト, ですよね?


Well, hello there, friend. My, you're looking beautifully radiant tonight. It's almost as though you're casting a spell on me. There's nothing more than I want to do than to sink my fingers into your buns, rip off everything with my teeth until there's nothing but flesh, paint your body with my tongue, then wake up in the morning feeling extremely satisfied. Come on, baby, let's do it, right here, right now.

Oh? You say you won't do it in front of these people? Then allow me to get rid of them, my dear.


Welcome back to Comments of the Week (or whatever), the place where you can — yadda yadda yadda — as always, three categories:




Look, you know why you're here, so just scroll on down before you cockblock me. Believe me, you do NOT want to do that to the Shadow of the Night.


From The hunt is on for the Lottie amiibo, here is what I found

Dreamweaver: Don't exaggerate, man, she can't be that bad...

Dreamweaver: ...Well, I don't want to hurt her self-esteem.

*begrudingly unzips pants*

Dreamweaver: ...I did, too.

And I thought I was finally gonna be clever. :(

From Mark Cuban: League of Legends is 'a real sport'

Dreamweaver: Someone needs to photoshop a picture of Andy Dixon's head to that "oh you" meme.

And it BETTER include the bathrobe and thumbs up.

From Overkill: 'For all the distress we've caused the past few weeks... we're sorry'

Dreamweaver: If this were TV, the "holes" would be censored out.

Dreamweaver: Then I won't ever apologize for masturbating.

From Fallout 4 Script Extender has arrived, and with it the ability to make bigger mods for the game

Dreamweaver: I bet his Pokemon have great asses.

From Billy Mitchell gets court case against parody depiction tossed because 'he is a human being'

Dreamweaver: I'm more partial to ever eloquent "fuck all you bitches."

It's meaning is two-fold.

From Killing Floor 2 is getting review bombed after developer adds cosmetic microtransactions

Dreamweaver: People who likes raisins are the same people who lick testicles. Fact.

From Batman: Arkham Knight's Catwoman and Robin DLCs aren't worth playing

Dreamweaver: I say, I say, what the hell are these pictures supposed to mean?

What are we, in Egypt?

Dreamweaver: You know, I actually expected Isay Isay to make that comment.

From This champion recreated the One-Punch Man anime in Fallout 4

Dreamweaver: Duh.


From Rumor: Bravely Second swaps Native American headdress for cowboy hat

Dreamweaver: As he should be! That's clearly not a ten gallon hat.

From Podtoid 313: Horse Cock

Dreamweaver: Thank Goddess for Dreamweaver. (Note: that link is totally not safe for work)

Dreamweaver: I'm also apparently a computer program!

From Here's how to access the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters DLC

Dreamweaver: You also could've taken two more rights.

From Sony, late to the party, confirms $300 Black Friday PS4

Dreamweaver: Chips are serious business, I say.

From Itoi has a good reason for not doing Mother 4

Dreamweaver: I'm still waiting to be a father.

From Review: Minecraft: Story Mode: The Last Place You Look

Dreamweaver: Fight the power!

From They finally gave Ganondorf a trident in Hyrule Warriors Legends

Dreamweaver: That's only gonna last him an hour.

From A couple of age-gated visual novels are on sale on Steam

Dreamweaver: Seems legit.

From For $500, this Kratos statue better guard my home

Dreamweaver: What the hell is a Chicken Pizzioli??

From Review: Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires

Dreamweaver: Which means it's probably a whore.

From Get Destructoid ad-free for just a buck

Dreamweaver: What do I get for a fuck?

Dreamweaver: His new profile picture would look like it's coming right at me!


Wait a minute.

From Official PC and Mac streaming is coming to the PS4

Dreamweaver: That's one oddly specific troll.


From 20% off one-year PS Plus membership courtesy of Newegg

Dreamweaver: Moms also do have a way with words.

From One of the Steam Machines is already 40 percent off

Dreamweaver: I bet FullmetalJ got a Fullmetal boner from all this.

From You can now buy replacement Wii U GamePads... in Japan

Dreamweaver: But then how will I get my daily dose of bully porn?

From Destructoid's gift guide for the PlayStation fan

Dreamweaver: If it were that easy, I'd already have a sister.

Instead, my face hurts.

From Sony claims PS4 sold around 30 million units

Dreamweaver: Was it honey BBQ? Because I'd kill a man for that.

From Steam's autumn sale is different this year

Dreamweaver: Like Big Foot, the Loch Ness monsters, and North Dakota.

From Xbox One Black Friday deal is $299 + $60 gift code + free game at Microsoft Store

Dreamweaver: Good, they're all focused on 70s Bush. As they should be.

As they should be.

From Play ice hockey in Rocket League

Dreamweaver: She'll take that secret to the grave.

From Here are Amazon's Black Friday game deals

Dreamweaver: ...Not mine. :(

From Noby Noby Boy has finally reached Pluto

Dreamweaver: Well, I'm not going to sleep tonight.

Well, that's certainly going to be a night to remember. I hope you had your fill of comments.

Because she sure had her fill of me. :3

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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