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Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

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Gosh darn it, SeymourDuncan. Just when I think I'm out, you pull me back in.

You done did a fetish blog. You KNOW I can't resist the call of the corrupted, the allure of the asses.

Sure, your boy has been busy trying to do Comments of the Week while drawing on the side (expect a blog of a compliation of my past drawing showcased in Quicktoid as well as a slight commentary) but damn it, everything gets put on hold just for this.

So you're welcome. Jerk.

Let's start with the character I've been "obsessed" with for the past year or so. So although people know I like Battleborn because it's kinda like a MOBA, the only true MOBA I ever played is League of Legends. While my first favorite character was Rammus the Armordillo, I eventually became smitten with the sexy assassin, Katarina du Couteau (is that bitch French? Her name sounds French). You may recognize her as the same woman as the one on my iPhone's wallpaper (you know, the redhead surrounded by dicks?). By the way, I'm still using that.

Well, here's another image of her. I like the art style and shading of this one, and for some reason I find her eyes to be really pretty. Now, I don't really follow the lore of League of Legends, so I don't know what's the deal between her and Garen (the guy with the penis) but they're almost always together.

Even when she's banging someone else. By the way, Garen is the one on the right. The asshole Darius is on the left. I like that she's doing Darius too, because he's an asshole and she looks like the kind of girl who would have sex with an asshole. Damn, maybe I should be an asshole too, so I can have sex with girls who have sex with assholes because the girls who have sex with assholes are exactly my type! Assholes.

Another thing that annoys me about Katarina Rule 34: a lot of images makes her look submissive. I mean, this is a fucking cold-blooded assassin! I expect her to be dominating, at the very least a horny slut. That's why I like this image: you can tell she's doing it because she wants to be used as a spitroast. Hell, she probably threatened to kill them if she didn't get fucked like this! Unlike this image:

Where she's just kinda "oh, take me away, you big dicked stallion!" Damn it, this isn't the Katarina I fell in love with!

Don't get me wrong though, because this doesn't mean I DIDN'T fap to this image. Because I have. Multiple times.

But, you know, not all at once... though not for a lack of trying. Moving on.

SeymourDuncan spent most of his blog talking about his favorite porn artists, so here's one of mine. Abubu is one of my favorites not because of his art style and shading, but because he does a lot of straight shota (very young male with older woman). He does dabble in a bit of weirdness though, as shown in this image. Translated, these two woman are comparing two different sized penises for all the girls going to high school with boys for the first time, and they are trying to prevent the superior dicked woman from making fun of their inferior dicked classmates.

Man, I would've been bullied SO hard... AND would've gotten hard off it. And guess what? That's... that's actually a fetish. Woo!

Here's a small sample of one of my favorite image sets from Abubu (because most of his stuff will get me banned or on the neighborhood watch list): the good ol' "sister convinces her brother to have sex with their mother" story. Basically, the three sleep together on the same bed, and while her brother's feeling up their mommy, she asks him if he "wants to play a prank on her" by putting his penis in while she's sleeping.

It's totally cool though: she wakes up in the middle of it (meaning this kid's already better at sex than I am) and orgasms. After the kid finishes, he falls asleep, like I usually do. The mom asks if this was a "bad" thing to do, but the sister was all like "well, what had happened was, I was going to stop him, but then I saw that you were enjoying it, so I figured it's all good!"

Well, not exactly like that, but close enough.

Okay, I don't know who the artist is, but this image came from a coalition of artists dubbed Lolita Channel. Lolita Channel is usually banned from most sites from one reason or another (they get pretty heavy on the lolicon though, so maybe that's it?), but generally, these artists do hardcore hentai images that sometimes resembles the anime's art style perfectly. I'm serious, sometimes you could actually confuse them as official porn!

Not in this case, but I wanted to use this image because I just love the look on this woman's face. Kinda smug, like "oh, just THESE penises?"

I had to switch to using white censors because black censors made the image look too... dark? Like, it was hard to tell what was like shadows and what was an actual censor.

*shrugs... not to be confused with "tugs", given the topic*

I also just wanted to shoehorn this image just because I like it. I "kinda" used this image as inspiration for my original character, Brianna, so take that as you will.

Because I'm the guy known for horse hentai, right?

Anyway, it's pretty clearly obvious what's going on even if you don't understand Japanese: she wants some freshly squeezed milk so she's getting it straight from the tap, only she doesn't understand that milk comes from cows. So instead she's tugging on what she thinks is an udder, when in actuality it's what people call a horse "penis", she tries to rub the milk out. When she rubs it hard enough and semen spills out, she just thinks it's supposed to be chunky because she probably confused it for churning butter.

Well, that's my intepretation of it anyway.

I failed Japanese classes.

Let's go back to Katarina for a bit, since we're talking about horses anyway (slight porn meta joke, as this one flash game keeps pairing up Katarina with a horse). So, here's Katarina having sex with a horse while another character uses another horse penis to spray cum all over her. Now, I'm not sure if Katarina is pregnant, or if there's so much cum that it's swelling up her belly, but I hope it's the former because I want to make a "baby shower" joke.

Well, I guess if it's a SEMEN shower, the joke still works since babies are made from semen. I think. I never did pass sex ed.

You know what's been a turn on for me lately? Girls getting annoyed, or even angry, during sex. There's something about a women being ticked off that really gets me off, you know? I mean, the reasons are usually different, ranging from "why do I have to have sex with THIS guy?" or "did he just cum on my fucking CLOTHES?", but I really love the overall idea.

This image is much more subdued, but I also like it because of it. She's annoyed, but not enough that she'll yell at you. More like, if you ask, she'll say nothing's wrong... but you know something's up.

Alright, so peep this: imagine that it's summer vacation. You know, you and your friends think "oh, man, it's so hot, if only there was a place where we can go get naked", so you feel like hitting up the beach. Before you get there though, you gotta make sure that you're going to get your read on so you don't get stupid, so you stop by the local library and pick up a couple of books.

But then when you actually get to the beach, you find out that class is still in session, and that class just happens to be sex ed: you hear people doing it on the beach, and when you go to take a peek, you find out that it's the librarian!

And people say it's always the butler that did it.

Anyway, so the librarian doesn't want people to know that she had sex on the beach, so in an effort to get you to not tell people that she had sex on the beach, she bribes you by offering to have sex with you and your friends in the beach... house. Apparently, she finds out that all of you are futanaris — which is a fancy term for "girls with penises" — so she offers to let you guys (er... girls?) bang her. You know, she wants to keep your mouth shut by keeping hers open.

Okay, it's no question that she's really only offering because she wants the triple dicks herself... so the real question is: will the girls think long and hard about accepting this generous offer?

Your guess is about as good as mine.

There's something extremely hot about girls having sex with clothes on. I mean, I guess when you see enough naked ladies, you get so bored of it that a simple plain t-shirt is more sexy. You know what else is sexy? Seeing futanaris get horny. Aside from the fact that their boners are basically the size of rulers, I love that look of lust plastered across their faces... like, they KNOW how to use their dicks, and they WILL.

This isn't exclusive to futanari porn, but rather to any type of porn where there's a person who has a really large penis. I love seeing a flaccid fuck stick resting on a woman's face after a job well done, especially if it's smearing sperm all over her soft skin...

Do they make penis-shaped makeup applier? Because something tells me that they'd sell like gangbusters.

If you follow my Quickpost, you might remember me making a drawing of one of my original characters, Brianna, lusting over an Overwatch character named Roadhog. I paired the two together because I started thinking about who in that game would have the biggest penis, and I can't help but feel like it HAS to be Roadhog. Maybe it'll look small because of his girth, but in comparison to the rest of the cast, it's probably huge.

This image is proof that it's amazing. I mean, take a look at Tracer's head and compare it to the size of the shaft.

Alright, so, as you guys know about me by now, I'm a pretty short guy with an attraction to taller women. Naturally, this led me to seek out a lot of hentais with this trope, so here's one that I found that I wanted to share with you.

In this story, there's a guy being bullied by women until his "friend" shows up to protect him. After scaring the girls away, she tells the dude that he needs to stand up for himself if he doesn't want to get bullied, but he's way too timid a person to consider it. However, that's when his friend has the perfect idea for him: she's going to have sex with him so he'll be more like a man.

Of course, they didn't start with the sex. First she had to "convince" him to touch her boobs to slowly build confidence, then she had him comment on how it feels. However, he starts getting a little too handsy and starts groping her giant behind, even when she tells him not to. Eventually, after giving him a buttjob that ends up with him cumming all over her, she decides to let him have sex for real. How did it go?


Actually better than expected, all things considering.

See, this guy's got the right idea: ask her why she had sex with you AFTER receiving said sex. Don't do anything to change her mind beforehand.

I kind of like this reveal. You know, she can relate to how he is, and she's trying to help him get to where she is now, which kind of sort of ties everything together. And you know what else? I really enjoy the chemistry they have together! Unfortunately, since these types of mangas are usually a one-shot (hehe, one shot...), this is where their stories end. Does he end up becoming more like her, or is she going to "protect" him from now on so that he can stay exactly who he is?

Damn it, this is going to keep me up at night.

Well, let's finish this off with something that actually has been keeping me up at night. As mentioned several times in Quicktoid, I developed a fetish for netorare/ cuckold material. Basically, cheating porn where you get off on watching someone you love have sex with someone else. This is slightly different from hot wives porn in the sense that they're usually having sex with someone else because you can't satisfy them, and they usually break up with you to become someone else's sex slave. There's exceptions to every rule though, but let's not start counting examples... yet (ah, sequel bait!).

Anyway, in this image, the guy was dating this one girl and, as you can see from the collection of images above the fucking, they seemed like a cute couple. But then this dude's sister, who has a dick for some reason, stole his girlfriend. The sister basically boasted about how her dick is bigger and better than her brother's, and how his girlfriends cums like crazy with a stupid look on her face (which is commonly called an "ahegao").

The worst part is that she brags about how she managed to steal her away from him with one fuck when he's been dating her for three years. She even said she'll "let" him fuck his now-ex-girlfriend one more time, but since her penis stretched out her pussy, he won't be able to make her moan.

Savage... but damn, it's awfully arousing. Like, I don't even WANT a girlfriend unless she cheats on me.

You know, "true" story: I actually just had a dream where I caught my girlfriend cheating (the fact that I even had a girlfriend means I knew it was a dream), and I became "obsessed" (remember: I claim no responsibility for "dream me") with getting her to admit it. Now, she wouldn't, obviously... but the thing is, I actually LOVED that she was cheating on me, and I wanted her to admit it so that I could tell her that I'm cool with it and that she can fuck all the guys she wants. Preferably people UGLIER and FATTER than me, with tinier penises... because for some reason, it's more ofa turn-on if they "cheat" on you with someone less appealing.

Anyway, that's it for my contribution to the glorious fetish blogs! However, would anyone be interested in a blog about dream journals? I know my dreams aren't as wild and crazy as Pixie's, but I wonder if anyone would like to read them anyway?

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili


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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009



Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P


Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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