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I got Wet [the demo]

Raise your hands, how many people have heard of the game Wet? Originally licensed by the now-defunct Sierra, picked up by Vivendi, bought up and then dropped by Activision, and now in the hands of Bethesda Softworks. Wet was supposed to joi...


[can't-sleep-post] Fightan Styles!

Awright, it's past midnight, I'm not drunk, but I can't fucking go to sleep and my brain is drawing a blank on how to continue this short story (not Dry Serial. That shit's something else) I told myself I'd finish this weekend but failed. S...


Lunch with Sensei

Hello Ryu Hayabusa, please have a seat. Perhaps you'd like to take a bite from the bento in front of you? Don't worry, I swear we didn't poison it to test your skills, at least not like last time. Anyways, you might be wondering why I calle...


Wanted, or "My First Shooter"

[Note: This is reposted from a similar review I wrote elsewhere under another pseudonym. I just didn't want this to be a lame "O hai! I'm new!" post. Enjoy.] So maybe this game wasn't aimed at folks like myself. But after spending a combin...


About DocHausone of us since 2:03 PM on 05.03.2009

Drifting somewhere between self-hating geekery and caffeine-fueled Gamer Pride ranting exists the entity known as Doctor Haus, or just DocHaus for short. He claims to play a doctor on TV, but the closest he's ever come was an acting gig in some Telecom major's class project. In reality, DocHaus just happens to be Some Guy With a Website whose moral compass has become so twisted by the internet that the line between snark and "Serious Business" has blurred considerably.

DocHaus first got into gaming at the age of 6, when his parents bought him a Sega Genesis to shut him up. Oh, if only they realized the forces they would unleash upon this young, impressionable mind. Since then, DocHaus has also gone through a Nintendo 64, bought a Gamecube at launch day, and picked up an XBOX 360 off of Ebay. He also plays various games through steam on his laptop when there's a good connection.

DocHaus will probably never refer to himself in the third person outside of this "About Me" section.