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Cosmos Rings (Apple Watch) Review

Have you ever wanted to play an RPG on your watch? Me neither, but according to Square Enix, the wrist-based videogame market is something that clearly must be catered to. And so, Cosmos Rings for the Apple Watch was born. Despite my o...

 
 
 

Nekro's Obligatory Cat Blog

As some of you are aware, Destructoid has been rolling out some controversial new changes to their Community Blog features. One such feature is to allow users to upvote and - in the future - downvote a blog more than once depending on how m...

 
 
 
 

Nekro’s Top 5 Sexiest Dtoid-ers

As you can probably tell, this blog was very much created in response to Fenriff’s ‘Scientifically Proven 5 Sexiest Dtoiders’ blog. Unlike Mr. Fenriff, however, I feel so comfortable with my scientific skills and meth...

 
 
 

Doritos-Flavoured Mountain Dew Now a Reality

PepsiCo, in a bid to remove the necessity of consuming non-liquid forms of “Gamer Fuel,” has begun human testing of their new Doritos flavoured Mountain Dew. A company spokesperson has claimed that such a concoction has be...

 
 
 
 

A Filthy, Disgusting "SJW's" Perspective...

First and foremost, I’d like to get this out of the way: I’m really tired of this entire argument that’s been going on recently about “Gamers” VS “SJWs.” I’m just sick of it all. But I do still have an opinion on the subject and feel the ne...

 
 
 

The Day I'll Accept DRM

With the recent debacle involving the game DarkSpore and horrible game launches like SimCity and Diablo III where the game was inaccessible for many players thanks to problems arising from DRM, it is clear that DRM has become a major inco...

 
 

About Dennis Cardenone of us since 9:46 PM on 06.02.2013

Destructoid's (self-proclaimed) cutest blogger and egomaniacal Australian with an unhealthy obsession for anime.

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"If there was anyone I'd let cut up my torso, tear out my heart, and use my open wound as a third hole, it'd be Nekro." - SeymourDuncan17

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Credit: Nekro - I just wanted to include this for some inexplicable reason


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As a matter of disclosure, here's the list of games that I've crowdfunded:

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Shenmue III