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The Hex-A-Gone challenge in Fall Guys is basically an automatic elimination for me. I am so bad at it!

 
 

I can watch videos again, but I'm already too deep in my still image (and gifs I guess) fanboyism to quit.

 
 

For some reason my laptop can't play videos or music right now, so I have decided to become a still image fanboy. Every time someone posts a video anywhere, I will insult them and insist that still images are way better.

 
 

If Allison from The Umbrella Academy says something like "I heard a rumour Jeff Bezoz drinks hot goat piss" to someone, what would happen?

 
 

We're here again.

 
 

"My father was a great man and a delightful soul. He built a better life for us all with love in his heart and an enduring smile on his face. I just came..." *flips page*

 
 
 

The Xbox show was technically just as good as the PS5 one, but it didn't cater to my tastes nearly as much. Makes me wonder if they're deliberately targeting different audiences at this point.

 
 

Rise of the Tomb Raider doesn't have basic camera invertion options. Do I just have to get used to playing the other way? How do I even do that?

 
 

Would we like Alf less if we ever saw him over the bloodied remains of a cat, biting off pieces of flesh? I feel like we would.

 
 

Confirmed.


 
 

What's with all the non-Garfield posts today? Weirdos.


 
 

Gravity Falls has that early Simpsons quality to it, where I'll remember a joke from it for the 15th time and still laugh.

 
 

Looked up the ending of The Last of Us 2, and I now understand where all the disappointment comes from: They COMPLETELY ripped off the ending of 22 Jump Street. For shame.

 
 

Every time I check the PS5 hashtag on Twitter, I need to delete my search history.

 
 

The future of gaming:


 
 

Ratchet & Clank, Oddworld, Hitman, HZD2, Demon's Souls remake, Resident Evil. I expected nothing from this stream. My mortal brain wasn't prepared.

 
 

ODDWORLD AND HITMAN!!! WHAT EVEN IS THIS STREAM!?

 
 

CLATCHET AND RANK!!! HOLY FUCK!!

 
 

I don't want to expect much from this event, but they are calling it THE FUTURE OF GAMING in all caps and shit. There better be something interesting.

 
 

Tag yourself.


 
 

This is so good!

 
 

"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NOB IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?" Dumbledore screamed furiously as he powerbombed the little shit into the cold floor.

 
 

Imagine insisting for years that comparisons between Trump and Hitler are stupid, only for the bastard to straight-up copy the bunker move.

 
 

Three episodes into The Good Place and I've never been more terrified by the idea of an afterlife.

 
 

I gave Community a shot since it's on Netflix. It's not making me laugh. The wait for Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 6 won't stop hurting. Any recommendations?

 
 

Penis Pastardly

 
 

I can't wait for the gym to open again, so I can address my own bloat concerns.

 
 
 
 

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