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if I had to visualize Jim with one song...

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what could it be... hmmm. It's just so funny that each time I read one of Jim's blogs I get all warm and fuzzy inside. So I just told my self... HEY! if Jim had one song to define the way he blogs.... this would mos def be it!

I am pretty sure it can be bettered, i'll leave that to you guys, but I am 110% sure yall gonna agree to this.

Now to get into the rhythm, press play before you start reading to follow the rhyme :)



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My Jim Reviews brings all the fanboys to the yard,
and he's like,
F-Yall, yall a bunch R-tards,
damn right, you fanboys are just R-tards,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

I know you want it,
my game-review that makes me,
what the fanboys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way I wind,
I think its fine

la la-la la la,
warm it up fanboys.
la la-la la la,
the fanboys are waiting

la la-la la la,
warm it up.
la la-la la la,
the fanboys are waiting

My game review brings all the fanboys to the yard,
and they're like,
F-U JIM! Thats was not worth a 3 scores!
damn right! it is a 3 score,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
you want me to review the
games that freaks these fanboys,
it can't be bought,
just know, fanboys get caught,
watch if your smart,

la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the fanboys are waiting,

My game critic brings all the Sony Defence Force to the yard,
and they're like,
WERE NOT BIASED like yours,
and Jim is like, oh yes you EFFIN ARE!
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

Once you get involved,
everyone will look at you like a TARDBOY,
you must maintain your calm,
and stick to playing halo,
just get the perfect score,
plus no more bitching,
then next just STFUJPG,
So Jim doesn't pick up your scent,

la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the Fanboys are waiting...

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now hooooly shit... as I looked for the milkshake video... being fucking 210% truthfully honest here... I saw this video... I had no fucking clue this even existed and I have DODGEBALL in DVD! btw, this is no way any offence to anyone but its too much to not put it in this blog >.>



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About Crunshiione of us since 7:31 PM on 12.29.2006

Hi!

MIX HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP!!!!


Char & Mix created the Crunsh-Meme!








Mix started it all with this one... yep I am still trying to make it out lol/


Nice one Captain Bus!


LMAO!!!


OMFG MIX Im sorry but this much fucking talent is going to the TOP OF THE LIST!!!
PIMPIN CRUNSH-MEME!!
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