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Jersey Shore: The Game

[This is just a improvised video game premise, basically. It just popped into my mind and it made me happy. So, I figured I'd share it.]

Let's start this off by saying I'm a big fan of the MTV show. It's such stupid, pointless fun. And that's why I think it would make a great game. More specifically, It should be a bitchin' mini game collection. It's simple, just take the best parts of the show and make a decent mini game out of it.

I don't know about anybody else, but I really enjoyed the fact that you could work out in GTA: San Andreas. But, those weren't so much mini games so much as button mashing. It was the fact that I could improve my character and receive dramatic results in like one minute a day(unlike in real life, grr). These could, of course be weight and cardio in the form of rhythm and or timing games. If we are talking about Kinnect, this part of the game could just be an actual exercise routine.

Right...uh...this could be a puzzle game where you try to get out of a locked tanning booth? But, really though, I'd probably say this could just be a day at the beach. Volleyball mini game, frisbee, kite flying,...sandcastle building. There is serious potential here!

Laundry is no fun, but what is at the laundry mat?...arcade machines. Pinball, Pac-man and Space Invader clones would be what this part is all about. Just a great excuse to throw some oldskool arcade games in there. I like it!

Go to the club and dance! Dance mini game anyone? Fist pumping Mini game anyone? Creepy flirting simulator anyone? This part is too easy. Honestly.

There's always drama in the streets on Jersey Shore...in Miami...
Take control of Ron and kick the shit out of people. One shot, Baby! One shot!
I'm thinking something like Streets of Rage here or Def Jam:Fight for New York.

Make and sell shirts. Make people happy with Ice Cream. Hit on the customers...profit.

Drinking games. Pool. Darts. Poker. Getting wasted and trying to find your bed. Good stuff.

Mike "The Situation" loves to cook.
Cooking Mamma did it. So can this game.

Hot Tub-
Here we could have a trivia game. Or, you could play catch with fake boobs. Or, you could try to talk your way into somebody's pants. All that good stuff!

And throughout the whole single player game you could choose and/or alternate characters and move around the environment and activate these games with a loose story and there could be an overlying social interaction simulation so that you could have conversations and/or piss people off whenever you want.

So a mini game collection held together by a "story" for single player or you could just play them from a menu for parties and such. This party game could be the fist pumping life of your party!

Let, me end this by saying I'm pretty tired and that I may not be of sound mind. That could probably be said anytime though.

So what do you guys think about this one? Would you play it? If you hate the show, would you give the game a chance?

What, if any, wacky ideas for a game are you willing to share?
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About CrazEboy7one of us since 4:19 AM on 08.25.2009

Hello there! My name is Chris. It's nice to meet you.

I am 25 years old and I have been playing games for my entire life. When I was one or two years old my mom would sit with me in front of the TV and help me play Atari. Actually, I might be making that up. I'm not sure, but it's definitely not far from the truth. I remember playing pac-man, and dig dug, and pong. Growing up, I've played through the NES, the Sega Genesis, PS 1,2,3, Gamecube, the XboX and the 360. I've played on more systems than that, but those are the most memorable. Games are something that have grown with me over the years and I'm always amazed by the progress of both.

I at once rode a motorcycle, I love to play ping pong, I'm not a virgin, I love high fives, I bounce between atheism and being agnostic. I celebrate holidays. I'm usually not a dick. I am also bi-sexual. I am mixed between black, puerto rican and some other stuff. I get laid rarely. That's on purpose. It's also not on purpose. I tend to break a lot of stereotypes, but not consciously. I am very open minded. And, I ponder things very often and I tend to get wrapped up in my own head. However, I love hearing anybody else's opinion unless it is purposely hurtful. Basically, I'm a good dude.

I like you.

-dig dug
-pole position(also, cocks)
-super mario bros 3
-duckhunt(fuck that dog!)
-mc kids
Sega Genisis
-mortal kombat 2(when i was like four years old)
-sonic 2
-combat cars
-power rangers the movie
-cesars palace
-lemmings 2 tribes(shit gave me a god complex)
-super hang on
-streets of rage
-the ren and stimpy show
-nba jam(jams it in!)
-road rash
-crash bandicoot(i want to try on that mask)
-ape escape
-tomb raider(ass, titties, ass and titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties. and personality, of course)
-metal gear solid
-those jampacks were the shit
-spiderman 1 and 2
-splinter cell
-gta: san andreas(the best)
Xbox 360
-saints row 1 and 2
-gears 1 and 2
-gta4 episodes(should've just been a gay biker gang. am I right?)
-skate 2
-mirror's edge
-halo 3
-deadly premonition(thanks Jim)
-smackdown vs raw(sounds like a porno)
-guitar hero 3
-those demos are the shit aren't they?

I have been reading this site for almost a decade and I've been leaving comments and posting things sporadically during my tenure. I just want to thank everybody for being so interesting, insightful, open minded, respectful and informative. I do my best to be the same. I truly respect what this site is, and all the people, and all of the hard work behind it. I am honored to be a part of it and I really do feel at home here.

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