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Ronny Babie, It's OK to Fail (fixed)

Ron, I've been hearing some things. HarrasmentPanda tells me your pretty good at drinking, but I'm pretty sure you just paid him to say that since he started counting his money as he walked away mumbling something about “the shit I do for cash."

Still it gave me pause for a second and, as I vomited from drinking four bottles of Southern Comfort mixed with two bottles of Sambuca, I thought, “Man when did I eat that?" But I also thought, "Why? Why am I steadily shaving years off my life by out drinking you so much when you don't even reply to my friendly suggestions of drinks.” It was a moment of weakness, a twenty second lapse where I actually wasn't drinking and then I felt it, you drinking when I wasn't! It was horrid.

"Fore soothe," I shouted as I grabbed the nearest bum and stole his brown paper bag of alcohol and started to chug, "I shall not go quietly into this good night" (Note: actual statements came out more like "faoriua! gEorage foreaman hasa pants!"). And I shall not and will not back down so here Mr. Ron "My last name could be a Mega-Man villain" Workman drink this:

Only two this time, the third one is to complicated at this moment of hang over induced blurry vision.
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About Cowzilla3one of us since 9:42 AM on 07.12.2007

Names Matt Razak and I'm just a gamer with a Wii and a 360 and PS3. I'm also really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and a ninja...and humble. I'm the Editor and Chief at Flixist.

Things I've Done or Am Doing

Front Paged
Music In Gaming
What is a Hero?: Sonic
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Casual Gaming
What No More Heroes Really Means
Social Activism in Gaming
Educate Yourself - Castlevania
Start of the Affair
What is a Hero?: Lara Croft
Wii Fit Review

Recognizing Your Gaming Journalist
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Drinks Ron Workman Can't Handle
Metroid Mojito
Mario Mudslide, The Super Punch Out, Princess Peach Schnapps
Pikachu Punch, Triforce Triple
DK Daquiri, Yoshi Jager, Mother Brain Drain (MBD)
Rocks on the Scotch, Bowser Bad Ass

Interviews With Famous People
Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright
Richard Shepard
Michael Davis
Jason Schwartzman

What Happened?
The First
My Favorite One
To be continued...?
Obviously there are tons more, but I'm not linking them all.

Interesting Walls of Text
Gaming Journalsim
How do we discuss games as art?
My Great Concern

What is a Hero?
Solid Snake
Master Chief

Educate Yourself
Kid Icarus
Kid Icarus Final Impressions
Splatterhouse Final Impressions
Fall Out

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