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I'm Never Going On Vacation Again (Ron Workman Can't Drink)


So I leave for two days for the beach and I come back and my girlfriend is pissed off that she didn't come, I have a sun burn, my gaming schedule is entirely thrown off and now I really, really don't want to go back to work. All of which I could of predicted and would of been just fine with if I hadn't also


Not that I thought I was going to dominate it but just being considered would of been nice. The worst thing about it is that that the last post I read was the fucking post before the PAX competition one. This should just learn me that the outdoors, women in bikinis and drinking should never come before video ga...ok wait, scratch the women in bikinis and drinking part. Still my lack of constant vigilance has destroyed me.

In the end I blame Ron Workman, without whom I would not have felt so pressured to drink, even though I am easily a week ahead of him in all things alcohol and he could barely be called my rival anymore. However, since he probably is still vainly trying to catch up like a gimp monkey in a monkey racing contest and because I don't want this post to be just me bitching, here some more drinks he could try:

Bartender DS will come to these shores Rooooon, and you must make it happen.

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About Cowzilla3one of us since 9:42 AM on 07.12.2007

Names Matt Razak and I'm just a gamer with a Wii and a 360 and PS3. I'm also really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and a ninja...and humble. I'm the Editor and Chief at Flixist.

Things I've Done or Am Doing

Front Paged
Music In Gaming
What is a Hero?: Sonic
Good Idea, Bad Idea: Casual Gaming
What No More Heroes Really Means
Social Activism in Gaming
Educate Yourself - Castlevania
Start of the Affair
What is a Hero?: Lara Croft
Wii Fit Review

Recognizing Your Gaming Journalist
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Drinks Ron Workman Can't Handle
Metroid Mojito
Mario Mudslide, The Super Punch Out, Princess Peach Schnapps
Pikachu Punch, Triforce Triple
DK Daquiri, Yoshi Jager, Mother Brain Drain (MBD)
Rocks on the Scotch, Bowser Bad Ass

Interviews With Famous People
Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright
Richard Shepard
Michael Davis
Jason Schwartzman

What Happened?
The First
My Favorite One
To be continued...?
Obviously there are tons more, but I'm not linking them all.

Interesting Walls of Text
Gaming Journalsim
How do we discuss games as art?
My Great Concern

What is a Hero?
Solid Snake
Master Chief

Educate Yourself
Kid Icarus
Kid Icarus Final Impressions
Splatterhouse Final Impressions
Fall Out

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