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LONG BLOG

LATE NITE LULZ™ Cock Guillotine Edition

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[11:28:17 PM] Aerox: I googled cock guillotine
[11:28:19 PM] Aerox: Oh man, was that a good idea
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: 'Choice is yours. The police or your dangling cocks and balls. If you go to prison, those bits are not going to be any use to the girls'.
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: 'Fuck off....
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: 'Right I have had enough of you boy', I said to Craig. 'Al untie him, and Sofie, you double band his big juicy cock and balls with my lamb castrator. Whilst they prepared Craig I went to the back of the shed and wheeled forward my home made cock guillotine.
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: Despite their protests all three lads and developed big erections.
[11:28:55 PM] Aerox: I ran my hands and tongue over Craig's neat body. I took his juicy throbbing cock into my mouth and sucked that veiny shaft hard.
[11:28:57 PM] Aerox: When he was about to cum, we strapped him to the guillotine, so that his cock and balls laid on the base plate, with the gap between the bands in line with the blades strike mark.
[11:28:59 PM] Aerox: I returned to sucking Craig's cock.
[11:29:01 PM] Aerox: By this time, all three were mesmerised by what was going on. They eyed the sharp blade, waiting in the top of its runners.
[11:29:02 PM] Aerox: Craig murmered and threw his head back. Thick hot spunk hit the back of my throat.
[11:29:04 PM] Aerox: I stood up and released the blade. With a thud, it came to a shuddering halt on its base plate.
[11:29:06 PM] Aerox: Crig's big cock and balls arched through the air, came down with a splat on the end of the chute and dropped into the basket.
[11:29:08 PM] Aerox: I hauled out the chopped off juicy cock and balls and tossed them on to my work bench.
[11:29:10 PM] Aerox: 'Another beauty trophy for my collection', I said.
[11:29:16 PM] AgentChieftain: !COCK GUILLOTINE++
[11:29:18 PM] AlsoCocks: Karma for COCK GUILLOTINE is now 48.

NOTE: Unfortunately, this will be the final "official" Late Nite Lulz™. Not only has the name been degraded with it's association to the Project Chanology faggotry, but I picked up an EGM or Game Informer or something recently (Because I ran out of toilet paper, and EGM's content of PC hardware advertisements is great for whacking my dog on the nose when he shits on the floor) and found "LULZ" in bold red letters in a margin describing some joke that was probably unfunny, and electro lemon has kinda-sorta been writing them up/posting YouTubes in their name on a daily basis, and the community has caught on and began doing the same, and this is a very long run-on sentence.
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About Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftainone of us since 8:21 PM on 06.29.2007



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