The long odyssey is at an end and I've learned many things. I discovered the hard way that you can't take love for granted, that it must be cherished, else it might leave you. There are things in this world for which there is no easy fix and some which can never be undone.
I've also learned that six large is way too much to pay a third-rate private eye for a week's work. And a good lawyer delivering a fat settlement can go a long way towards easing pain.
And now, I give you this: a final tribute to my lost GTA.
Godspeed, my friend.