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Yes, yes, GTA IV is a masterpiece that everyone is adoring. Well, almost everyone. Some of us have a little restraint, after all. And for my stalwart brethren who have eschewed the pleasures of the game in lieu of a loftier goal, I offer this: Five ways you can enjoy GTA IV without actually playing it.

Pwn it in teh Haloez

I wouldn't take it on Live, though. Incredibly foul-mouthed and offensive

Have it be your Pilates partner

Remember to be conscious of your breathing

Take it out to see a movie

I highly recommend Iron Man

Enjoy a romantic, candlelight dinner

"You have really beautiful font, you know that?"

And there's always...

Also, check out the "multiplayer".
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About Conrad Zimmermanone of us since 2:14 AM on 12.06.2007

An avid player of tabletop and video games throughout his life, Conrad has a passion for unique design mechanics and is a nut for gaming history. He can be heard on the comedy podcast FistShark Marketing ( and streams video games often on Hitbox (

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RIP Rodney.
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