You know what time it is? Time to shoot up some more of that sweet, sweet recap. Ride the snake, etc. Zimmerisms regarding Rock Band follow everything else you guys have done today.
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I've been playing a lot of Rock Band
over the last few weeks, thanks to dvddesign's XBox Achievement Scavenger Hunt
. Most people think of it as a party game, something for when you have a bunch of people over and want to have a good time playing a game together. I don't think that gives enough credit to the game, dismissing it as something for casual entertainment. I propose that Rock Band's World Tour Mode is also a fantastic simulation of what it's like to be in an actual rock band. Here are some examples of the similarities:
When you start out, the fans are the most important thing. They're propelling your band into new venues worth bigger money. Even after you start becoming proficient, you'll play small club shows just to earn more fans. Then, one day, you just don't care about them anymore. You have all you're going to ever need to assure your legendary status. Given the choice between the money and the fans, you'll choose the money every time.
There's that one song that you play really well because it's one of the first songs you ever had success with, but now you're sick of playing it. The crowd, however, always seems to want to hear it and it makes every random list and many of the pre-planned sets. You can't just drop the song completely from your repertoire, everyone expects you to play it.
When you're early in your career and get to make your own setlist, you'll pick songs that you haven't played before or other tracks just because they seem like they'd be fun to play. As your career moves on and you've played more and more shows, you won't want to make the effort any longer. You'll rely on old standbys that you know really well and doesn't require your full attention.
The constant monotony of the road can take it's toll, and some will turn to alcohol or drugs. They'll play shows in an inebrieted state, sneaking off for a beer or a toke between songs. Eventually, this will have a detrimental effect on the whole band's performance level (unless you're Shane McGowan).
The enthusiasm level of the band is at it's peak when it's first formed. The world is wide open, with many opportunities to take. It's uncertain and exhilerating. As your success level increases, you find that it's just the same grind day in and day out. At some point, you may long for the time when it was about a bunch of guys getting together to have fun playing music together. Only bands with that drive to have commercial success at the cost of their own enjoyment and at the risk of their friendships with the people closest to them become immortalized.
See? Now you too can experience the soul-crushing rigors of being in a professional rock band, without all the irritating wealth and groupies that success results in. SAVOR THE COOL RUSH OF RECAPS